Caught the reality show tonight and I've decided that I want to peel Drake Bell's wet swimsuit off and bury my face in his ass.
I love fat Louie Anderson. Like a revolting white whale. How come he's wearing footsies? Afraid of cutting his foot and getting a gangrene foot because of his diabetes? Why is he wearing a shirt? Why not show the white pasty nasty belly?
Drake Bell looks like he's nearly 40. He's aging horribly.
The men ought to be wearing tight trunks or speedos- much more appropriate for diving than loose trunks or board shorts.