At 40 years-old Gwyneth Paltrow claims she has the butt of a 22-year-old stripper and is proud to showoff her figure. The mother of two attributes her toned looks to trainer Tracy Anderson who she was introduced to several years ago by Madonna.
The actress works out everyday. The trick to Anderson's method is working the right muscles to get the body properly proportioned. The actress explained...
"I just sob and then kick and scream and then I just force myself to do it. I just got obsessed. When you see results like that, I started following everything she said and she completely transformed my body and I'm so grateful."
England's Graham Norton has her on his show next week - perhaps he will gently (or otherwise) send up her pomposity and her new cookbook ?
She is so fucking annoying. I love how when she's not starting a sentence with "I" she oh so casually throws shade at the peons. "Some actresses are fine not seeing their kids." "Some people take shortcuts to a better body but I'm out their every day exercising." SHUT UP, GWYNETH, JUST SHUT UP!
If only Roe v Wade had been passed a little earlier....
When has she patted a 22-year-old stripper's ass?
Another view of her butt. Not so great.
She does talk about herself a lot doesn't she?
She has a nice ass, but anyone could if they exercised for three hours a day, and starved themselves.
Ok, Gwyneth Paltrow, ok! We ALL WISH WE WERE YOU!? Satisfied?
Is that what a Brazilian looks like, r11?
It's such important work that she's doing.
She considers THAT a good ass? I see cottage cheese.
She is such an asshole it is incredible that they don't find her bludgeoned to death by the people who are around her every day. You know it never stops, ever - I picture a "Murder on the Orient Express" situation where there are so many people thrusting the dagger in no one ever is arrested.
The company you keep - her besties are Beyonc, Jessica Seinfeld and Cameron Diaz. Dinners must be like a retard convention.
How about she show the non-photoshopped version of that picture?
And of course, in that picture, you get neither the ass's profile nor full-on from the back. You can't see her butt either.
Madge's trainer? I wonder if making love to Gwyneth also feels like "cuddling up to a piece of gristle".
She's a pancake ass. A 22-year-old stripper would be ashamed to carry that around.
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