I wander the various shoppes in my basement. I occasionally tend to the koi pond.
Probably bosses poor James and the gardeners and housekeeping staff around.
1:00 wake up
2:00 assistant summarizes press clippings
3:00 blow job for James Brolin
4:00 hair and makeup done
5:00 walk around the garden
9:00 bed and television
Are you kidding? She doesn't blow Brolin. She has the money. He has the 'emotional availability' as she raved about early in their relationship when they 'stayed in bed all day'. I guarantee you it is Brolin who's goin' down.
Sorry, 3:00 and 4:00 were out of order. Hair and make up done, then the blow job for Mr. Brolin (or I do it, if Miss Streisand is busy with her other assistant for those "big movie plans" she wants to begin in her 70's).
It could be blind item bullshit, but I was sad to read a year or 2 ago about the "award-winning singer/actress/etc. who wandered the empty overlit rooms of her mansion at night, listening to her old records at top volume."
What's even sadder is that Babs doesn't drink or get high, so she's filling the hours with "A STAR IS BORN" or "STREISAND SUPERMAN" without even a buzz or a giggle.
She claims she never listens to her music once she's done recording the album. So I doubt if the blind item is about her. She's too critical of herself to want to do that.
R7, just add "while smoking crack" to that BI and the answer will appear obvious.
Imagine Downtown Abbey but with a staff ratio of 20 to 3. Boring. Maybe Jason lives with her and she picks out his clothes every day, and two of the girls do their nails and hair. She has lots of conference calls but the staff gossip about how nothing ever gets done. Brolin runs the staff crisply as Mr. Carson.
Watches A Star is Born (1976) once a day and masturbates.
Is it true that she puts rose petals into the toilet before she takes a shit?
I didn' do nuthin' today, but...
I plan to let you happy me, summer me, winter me, always be mine.
She's busy learning the score to "Gypsy", while Victor Buono accompanies her on the piano...
She plays those early tv shows like that one with all the electrical gadgets like hoovers, and those early albums. God, she was good then ..
I wonder what the simple folk do.
Ultimate Cage Fighting.
Yes such wit!
She looks after her large property in Malibu, she breeds roses in her gardens, and I'll couch her habit of collecting and selling all manner of furniture, art, (dolls), etc. in this catagory-
She day trades (stock) apparently loves it.
She runs her foundation and manages her other philanthropic efforts (e.g. Cedar Sinai Women Heart Disease Center). Included here is her political activism and donations based on:
She reads political materials and keeps records on the voting records of Senators and Congressmen (probably her staff does this.)
She probably is always involved in some pre or post production project when it is an album, movie, concert or TV project. I'll couch here related show business affairs like award shows, honors, promotions, interviews etc.
She reads scripts and works with her musical producers to find material.
And she travels and tends to her private life.
Streisand is reputed to be one of the hardest working women in show business even though she says she is lazy. I think she is driven in almost everything she does.
She does not listen to her music unless it is still in production in which case she listens to everything to do with it until the last minute before it goes into final production.
The flower pedals in the toilet thing is a tabloid story she has repeatedly denied along with the no one can look at me directives- she has a "truth" option on her website where she corrects inaccurate press stories about her.
My guess is she has a huge correspondence going on relevant to her show business, philanthropic and political activities and efforts. Surely she has a staff that keeps track of most of it.
And this is what complicated folks do (she never sang the "Simple Folks" song from Camelot.)
She runs up and down the grounds of her compound shouting "Avigdor, wait!"
She's the Heath Ledger troll.
#2 is right. She's constantly remodelling and redesigning her digs. That anal retentive book she wrote about her architectural achievements, against all odds, was unintentionally scary/funny.
I bet her stepdad made her sleep on the couch and let Roslyn have a pretty fluffy pink bedroom, and she's never gotten over it.
Since her former property in Malibu was once briefly open to the public, I can tell you what she used to do----
-model, re-model and re-model again (down to the smallest detail) the various houses on her property;
-import plants and trees from all over the world, constantly changing the plants and trees;
-supervise a large staff who worked on maintaining the grounds.
-that property has (or had) four small houses all decorated differently, and a larger house where she lived with her son and Jon Peters (& other men later), but even the 'larger' house was quite small, but very nice) by Hollywood standards;
-this is the property where Steisand held her "One Voice" concert" in the 1980s. Although, it is not on Pacific Ocean (her current property is on the Pacific...she moved across the street), it is great location, near the canyons;
-finally she fought with the neighbors about all the imported plants and trees constantly blocking the road...her compound was (is) at the end of road with about 15 much smaller houses. The neighbors eventually took her to court, and won...limiting the daily traffic to her property.
Okay, has anyone visited her present property on the ocean?
Oh, I forgot...anyone who visited her old property received tea and mints (with no limits on the mints, you could go back as often as you wanted...I am not kidding, although my guess is the staff had to count the remaining mints at the end of the day).
I wonder if anyone is still reading...and if anyone is wondering everything is 100 per cent true (yeah, hard to believe).
[quote]and tends to her private life.
Are you trying to say a significant portion of her hours are spent fucking James Brolin?
I can't tell if r25 is answering in jest....or really thinks about Barbra that much.
Will Barbra go to see Bette as her friend Sue Mengers on Broadway? Will Barbra bring her little flashlight and annoy everyone with it while she looks things up in her Playbill like she did it Follies? Will the flashlight match her dress?
The first thing Barbra does when she wakes up is verify that the restraining order against Richard Simmons is still in effect.
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Barbra eats several Kit Kat bars and a box of Ritz crackers while endlessly talking on the phone to Donna Karan as both of them watch Jane Fonda's workout DVD for women of a certain age.
James Brolin calling and calling, waiting for Babs to pick up but she never does
My cousin's friend who is a stylist to ALL the big names in Hollywood says that Barbra spends all her time on IMDB playing "Jew/Not A Jew".
Barbra should join us on DL. It is really quite a lot of fun once you get used to the tone!!!
What do I do all day? I paint my fingernails. It takes a long fucking time.
Then I sing "The Best Thing You've Ever Done."