Christopher Lowell Stuns All With Gayness Announcement

He's gay? I heard he was married with kids.

Three year old article about THE QUEEN of tacky gay cable design shows.

How long ago did the design network go off air, anyway?

I'm shocked! Shocked to learn that Christopher Lowell is gay!

(Your rentboy is here, Mr. Simmons.)

Oh, thank you very much.

I really miss FLN.

Christophe Lowell, not so much.

"It has been hard to hide my gayness from the adoring public," states Lowell, "but my producers thought it best to conceal that part of my identity."

That article reads like something from The Onion.

[quote] "It has been hard to hide my gayness from the adoring public," states Lowell, "but my producers thought it best to conceal that part of my identity."

Oh please! His gayness was visible from space!

His head was too oblong.

Chrissy

I had also heard he had a wife. Was that just a bald faced lie peddled by Christopher and the show's producers? Being closeted is one thing, but inventing a fake wife was obnoxious. He actually appeared in drag during the opening segment of his show once. If they were so paranoid that people would think he's gay, why did they play up his flamboyance so much?

His show is called "Work That Room" and his frans thought he was straight? Jesus, MARY!, and Joseph.

I had completely forgotten about this queen. He always drove me nuts. I have nothing against sissies. Never had. He just grated.

He says he covered up his Gayness by "acting straight". If he's gonna let it all hang out now, they should spray the set with flame retardent!

Ha Ha R6

This almost seems like a joke thread!!

[quote]That article reads like something from The Onion.

Maybe that's because this two-year-old article is from a FUCKING HUMOR SITE, you idiots.

When he started out on TV, they would show his audience every day. His hunky leatherman boyfriend was usually in a front row seat.

Are there really morons who actually thought that poof was straight? The man shits glitter for God's sake! His piss is rainbow colored! I just don't want to think anyone is truly that damn stupid.

Ruh roh. The Reality Police is here. (rolls eyes)

Where does it leave you Jenny? It leaves you right where you are: With a fat ass, an unhappy husband, and your pathetic, ignorant excuse for a life.

[quote]Are there really morons who actually thought that poof was straight?

Given how many morons here can't seem to recognize satire, nothing surprises me anymore.

He was already self-parody r21, had he come out it would've looked just like the article. Some people are too ridiculous to parody and he's definitely one of them.

Though the article was written as satire, it was right on target.

If you Google "Christopher Lowell gay" you get links to all kinds of people asking if he's gay. While it seems difficult to imagine, there are some people who aren't sure. There are also rumors that he's married to a female.

He looks like he's into getting fisted.

He makes Richard Simmons seem butch.

Wow that was a blast from the past.

Anyone know what Frank Bielec is up to these days?

Stunning!

This thread is SO 2002!

No Lowell is the butch one, r25. At least he has a wife, fictional though she may be.

Meh. He's ugly.

Shit. I thought you were talking about him......

Wait. Did he really come out or not?

He would sit and cross his legs as though his tampon was going to fall out..please gurl, you're gay as a picnic basket.

eeeek can you believe "the obvious signs: excessive flamboyance, eclectic eating habits, exaggerated wrist movements, perfect beard clipping, near-silent lisping and a propensity towards Barbra Streisand."

They wouldn't dare print something like that about a cullud man.

I loved him on Private Practice and The Help. I can't believe he's gay.

The tree full of lorikeets on his patio must have been shocked, too.

Those rainbow lorikeets never suspected.

Good grief my naive old granny could tell he was a flaming queen.

That woman's reaction has to be made up.

Me too, r31. Quite disappointed.

Well, i never doubted the fact that Christopher was gay, but then did'nt care either. He was phenominal at what he could teach you to do with your home which is why I watch. There's no other like him, and I miss him.

It would be a shock if he announced that he's gay. He thinks everyone is sold on his wife tale.

Christopher Lowell...there's a name I haven't heard since 2002.

More proof that closeted people are kidding only themselves. I'm talking to you, straight-acting gays. You may not camp it up but your zero interest in the opposite sex is a give-away.

Years ago, I went with a friend to the Burlington Coat Factory. She was looking for a shower curtain or some shit. Anyway, I burst out laughing when I saw they had a "Christopher Lowell Boutique" section of housewares, complete with a giant picture of his ugly mug.

Office Depot stores also had a special Christopher Lowell section about eight years ago.

I miss him, even tho I found his style fantastically tacky... on his show he was cheerful, enthusiastic, and kind. He genuinely seemed to want to help people.

I know this thread is ancient (and was based on a satirical article that many took seriously), but I stumbled on Christopher Lowell clips on YouTube and wondered WHET.

Anybody got info on him? Did he ever officially come out?

He's straight. Get over yourselves.

What R6 said seven years ago, still applies. i swear I thought it was The Onion

I sometimes love when people bump these weird threads that are years old, because all I'm thinking is "What in the world possessed them to search for and then bump THIS?"

Did someone just wake from a coma? I haven't seen this queen since the early 2000's.