I just got hired by a company that is predominantly all female upper management. Weird but true.
Every single product Division Manager and Director, about a dozen, is tall, long haired, long legged and slender with perfect B/C tits. They are real life Barbies!
I made mention of this over drinks after work Friday and an old timer chimed in,"That's why the new CEO is a woman, cause the old one hired 'em and fucked 'em."
If this isn't weird enough, the old fuck who used to run this company had an eye for fuckable talent because each of these Barbies is brilliant; I mean frighteningly smart and savvy.
And now that I have had time to visually reconsider, they run the gamut of B-D. More model perfect than Barbie on reconsideration. Long haired, long legged and everyone of them in 4" heels every moment of every day. Incredible shoes.
It appears they all know they all fucked the prior boss. In some ways, they do the dance of the scorpions...in stilettos.
Well it's still bad news because now the geezer is gone they are going to start tearing each other to shreds. Pretty girls don't like competition.
Back in the 80's, I worked for a similar corporation in San Francisco. Very posh, well-appointed offices in one of the newer high-rises. The thing was, not only were all the women beautiful and brilliant, but the men were also all fantastically handsome and equally brilliant. Upscale attire was pretty much required at all times. Every day was like being in the middle of a Vogue and GQ fashion shoot.
Another thing is the new brilliant CEO is also plain janeish. She is not a Berbie and she has started hiring teh gays as some sort of antidote.
To Do List
1] new shoes.
2] new suits.
What did you expect when you hired on at Kotex?
RuPaul's Drag Race is hiring?
congrats OP! Wishing you the best in your new job!
Are any of them bi or lez
r17, they all seem to be vetted hets. Also, they seem to be a bit homophobic.
I see why the new CEO has started hiring teh gays. Only a smart gay can neutralize a heterosexual binary hyper-sexual female. And these women are all that and more.
I just got word, after the new CEO hired a male EVP that one of the fembot managers was let go.
This is getting curiouser and curiouser.
Through a freak of timing I am goingto interviewed by a panel of these women.
DataLounge...help me...what should I wear?
I wore a Navy blazer, white shirt, Red tie, gray slacks, black shoes.
I didn't want to wear a suit because I didn't want to threaten or overpower the Les Femmes Fatales.
It went very well...
[quote]I wore a Navy blazer, white shirt, Red tie, gray slacks, black shoes.
Oh, dear. This might work if you live in Bumfucke and will be interviewed by cubefraus, but you'll be shown the door if you arrive for a NYC interview wearing this hideousness.
OK, un=cap the Red and delete the 'the' before Les...
Is it the Diane von Diller von Furstenburg dress company?
I am working at a company that is mostly staffed/run by women. Best, least gossipy and lowest drama place I ever worked at.
r23, mais no, je travaille à côté de Bumfuque.
Merci de demander.
Is your office in Stepford, perhaps?
Wasn't this an Eliza Dushku show?
No, but I will tell you more later...
R26 is a liar.
Same here, r26. OP, don't forget to keep us updated.
Don't be silly, women only working environments are great. I've been there for several years and it's the best job I ever had. Maybe you queens are the ones creating drama!
I'd like to get hired too.You will either love it or if the fishes are too cold ,you may hate it.Be respectful.Friendly but cautious.Unless you're gay.Then just be yourself and you'll have a marvelous time gossipying at the water cooler.
Update. I was interviewed by the one that looks like a tall SJP and the other who looks like Bai Ling. They are like Charlies 'MBA' Angels.
Waiting for the job offer...
[quote]Update. I was interviewed by the one that looks like a tall SJP ...
Did you make a braying noise and throw her a carrot?
Keep your CV up to date, it won't be in business long.
r36, no I didn't and I had to nix the "why the long face" comment.