John Haritan, former Abercrombie & Fitch Model and former DL fave, arrest mugshot.
John Haritan, 30, was arrested by police in Key West, FL on January 11, 2013 and charged with aggravated battery on an officer, firefighter, EMT, etc. (Fla. Stat. 784.07.2d). No further details have been released surrounding the circumstances of his arrest.
Haritan is a former Abercrombie & Fitch model perhaps best known for his underwear ad campaign. He was also a standout defensive back for Florida International University. He led the team in tackles in both 2002 and 2003 and ranks as the team's third all-time leader in career tackles with 295. He holds the FIU single-game tackles record of 21 in a game against Youngstown State in 2004.
Why are so many of these mugshot guys in Florida? Is it crime-ier? Are there more hot guys there than anywhere else? Not many of these mugshots hail from CA or NY.
[quote]he's a recruiter in Ft Lauderdale
Exactly who or what is he recruiting? And for what purpose?
Who wrote the mugshot language? His publicist?
Christ, R3, the charges are in the first line of the story. No wonder this country is in such trouble. You're the reason almost all the news stories are video streams these days.
[R7]It's part of the residency requirement for Floridians. You also must have an appetite for BUCKETS of mud-bugs(crayfish or crawdads)own a 9-12 yr old jet ski that is stored in your front or side yard, display the Union Jack somewhere in your car or residence and have assisted with at least one physical assault on a minority. Nigra, fag or wet-back, your choice. If you know how to cook meth in the trunk of your car you are eligible for a city council position.
That aint no "Union Jack", son.
This should be posted to that mugshot thread.
No, R14, because that's for unknown randoms. This guy was the subject of DL lust years ago.
R15, did DL open Worship Threads for individual A&F models back in the day?
What do you guys think of his ass?
His ass is very jaunty.
It would be interesting to know what he was doing on the pier in Key West. Or was he under the pier?
Sunset Pier is a bar/restaurant at 0 Duval Street, in Key West. So, that matches up with the information in the arrest record.
I agree that Haritan's arrest and the resulting mugshot deserve their own thread. There was a LOT of speculation about him 10 years ago. And, yes, he had a very hot body and a great ass.
Christ, you can tell that guy is an idiot just by looking at him.
But then again, you guys don't give a shit about that, do you?
Well, no one ever claimed he was a genius
[quote]Christ, you can tell that guy is an idiot just by looking at him. But then again, you guys don't give a shit about that, do you?
Nope, not a bit. I just want to fuck him, not have a conversation with him about Proust.
One of the greatest asses of all time. It was so muscular and tan and high.
He did always look slightly cross-eyed, which added to the "beautiful corn-fed hard-bodied retard" look that Bruce Weber loved so much. All his most adored models always looked like they had to be spoon-fed by a nurse.
How round was it, R52?
It's not the round kind, r53; it's more the muscular squared kind.
You make a lot of money if you place a physician but you're lucky if you can place more than a couple a year.
So your cash flow for twelve months is typically 0-0-0-30K-0-0-0-30K-0-0-0-0
This former model being a Bruce Weber muse leads me to ask one question that I've been longing for a definitive answer: What's the deal with Weber's sexuality? Is he gay bi or straight? Because he is apparently married to a woman, Nan Bush, a long-time collaborator.
So pls enlighten me, dear DL-ers. TIA.
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