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So I Fucked This Chicken Lady From Work
She was a real freak, believe me. At her place, she asked if I wanted a beer or if I wanted to drink from the toilet.
- Very funny Brandon.
- Did she ess-plode then?
- Did you make her have an eggasm?
- Still a classic after all these years...
- I saw Mark McKinney walking down College St. in Toronto not long ago. I yelled at him in my best Chicken Lady voice, "Whaddya lookin' at???"
OK, I didn't. But I wish I had.
- R5 You should have said, "I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!"
- What the chicken coop cock would say, Alex.
- May god have mercy on your soul!
You too, eh?
- Right from my body to your plaaate!
- Not sure if this segment ever made it to US TV?
Chicken Lady at the mall...
- Mark McKinney can go to Canada?
- Did she feed you breakfast after? Eggs straight from her body on to your plate?
- I got big arms, cause I drum right?
- This one's my favorite.
- I would have been put off when she asked if I wanted to drink from the toilet.Are you a lesbian or a bi male?
- JETT is the new Umpy
- No, JETT is merely Mpy.
- Don't know what that means.
- [quote]JETT is the new Umpy
No. BRANDON is the new Umpy.
I take that back.
Brandon is the new MHB.
- [quote] Brandon is the new MHB.
Except he apparently fucks the fish.
- Scared...scared for life.
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