"The victim was last seen with a woman named Cheryl, last name unknown. Death caused by exposure to toxic fumes, victim died in apparent agony".
Cunt: It Wounds, It Kills
Thursday, the Rentboy Came Too Soon
Murdering Witches in Hollywood
Where the Knife Goes up into a Man
The Flame and Freaks Murder Spree
The Wit and Wisdom of Murder - How to do it and still be smart and funny about it.
The Death of the GayBro
Why are Straight Me so Dead?
10 Little Elaborate Scenario Trolls
We Kill for Red Dragon Cheese
Grammar is Murder!
Chris Kluwe: How I Killed Homophobia - and Yeah, I Would Do it Again
No Threads Found.
Why is Murder Standing in the Middle?
Why a Han Dynasty Horse? - A Tasteful Friends Mystery
F is for Frau
The Mysterious Milky Load
Showdown in Santorum County
This Cunt for Hire
Murder at the Perez Hilton
The #1 Mincing Priss-Pots Detective Agency
Murder, Ponies! Murder!
Excuse me, Murder: I Have Problems of My Own.
[italic]Shattered Boundaries: The Cuntree Store Killer[/italic]
[italic]Girl, You So DEAD![/italic] A Marceline the Cat Detective Mystery
The Real Housewives of Cabot Cove
What Ever Happened to Lumpy Risotto?
Miss Sissy Boodles solves THE SECRET OF THE SINISTER SIZE-QUEEN.
E is for AnnE
What's on Murder's iPod?
My Knife Gave Her Kisses Cuz She's My Missus - And Now She's Dead
She Died in a Grease Fire!
Wikipedia Brown and the Case of the Creepy Girl Next Door
Tonya Vakser and the Case of the Missing Art Investment
Feets Can Be Fatal
The Visible Trouser Tenting Terror
Crime Goes Commando
Horror Presents Its Hole
Detective Liz Carpetmunch solves THE MICHFEST MURDERS (or, THE PENISED-PERSON'S RAMPAGE)
This Murder is Useless Without Pics
I Am Killing You Now So That I Don't Have to Kill You Later
The Mysterious Murder of Footballers in Love
The Disappearance of Denny and His Rolling Suitcase
R116, talk to me! You know of the Happy Hollister series? Let's start a thread, you can be Pam and I can be Rick.
R124, imitation is the most...uhh..complimentary...best...Whatever. Anyway, I'd like to use your beautiful catalyst and suggest another, and all credit goes to you:
The Rentboy Always Rings Twice
The Carlson Twins and the Mystery of the Double Headed Dildo
IS THIS ONE OF DATALOUNGES BEST THREADS OR WHAT?
Let's Pretend We're Murder
V is for Vicious Face Slapping
The Third TV.
Get Some Sleep, Murder.
Wikipedia Brown and the Case of the Houseguest Who Asked His Host for A Towel
What Happened to Miss Sissy Boodles?
Don't Look in the Closet
The Clock Read 4:20
The Disappearance of Major Gayface
Prance Pony, Prance
Day of the Nipple
A Shavian Trope, My Lovely
I'm Not Running a Morgue Here!
Umpy, the Jury
Slap Me, Viciously
My Gun is Fabulous
The Case of the Broken Vagina Bone: A Stevie Nicks Mystery
Judge Judy and Executioner
Death by Rhinestones
The Caftan Killer in Shangri-la
The Turquois Ottoman Affair
The Blood Stained White Shag Carpet
Rampage by the Pomadoured Queen
Vin Diesel and the Mysterious Girls of Europe
Lilo's Mirror Cracked from Side to Side
Drowning Patti, Lena, or Bette - A Choose Your Own Adventure Story
Mustard, Plum, and Green - Marry, Screw, or Kill?
Bloody Earrings and Caftans
Death came at Friday Drinkie Poo
The Cult of the Basement Dwellers
The Closet Game
What's for dinner, Canibal Elder - gay?
Jock Strap and the Mystery of the Bubble Butt Gang
Revenge of the Effeminettes
The Thread Watcher's Loss
[quote][R124], imitation is the most...uhh..complimentary...best...Whatever. Anyway, I'd like to use your beautiful catalyst and suggest another, and all credit goes to you:
Actually, you should probably give more credit to R16, but since I wrote that one, too, I'll take it.
Death of All Dignity: A Lens Dunham Mystery
Murder Gets A Blog
The Little Drummer Golden Girl
Stacked Books Count as Murder
Flame and Freaks
Frau Murder Frau
Noodle - Dick of Death
The Point of Pointless Bitchery is Murder
The Crime Scene that is Datalounge
The cubefrau who fought back. A tale of a poisoned potato salad potluck .... and the dead queen who managed to dial with a pencil before expiring ....
And Then There Was Cum
Tasteful Friends and the Dead White Walls
The Adventure of the Five Fiber Queens
The Man Who Loved Bitchcats
Murder at the Baked Potato Bar
[italic]Mincing Came the Prisspot
The Purloined Blatino Husbear
Liza and the Case of the Pilfered Boyfriend Blazer
The Corpse Wore Helenesque[/italic]
Faster Miss Sissyboodles! Kill! Kill!
The Notorious Troll
The Tumbled Bookstack
Dead Bitch, Please
You Were a Whore, Darlin'
The Missing Stuff
Wit Can Kill
and, of course . . .
Judy Pills, Judy Kills
The Mirror Hissed.
Black Party, White Death
Who Took a Dump in the Dressing Room? A Shitty Little Ann Mystery, by Scatman Crothers
Scooby-Doo and The Mystery of Eld*rg*y Creek
More Dead Bodies at Mount Noodles
The Killer Wore Prada
He Liked It Raw
The Jealous Bitch
The Point of No Bitchin' Return
The Case of the Flaccid Sword
Momma Mussy's Moose Murders
The Mystery of the Stacked Books
Tasteful Friends Taste Awful
Tasteful Friends Taste Awfully Yummy
Dead Trolls in the Steamroom
Cum in and Find Out!
Dawson's 50 Corpse Weekend
The One Who Creeps out Teenage guys
Sugar Daddy and the Cause for Incest
Beautiful Porn is Murder
Interior - Perfect for Murder
The Thread Killer!
The Case of the Spanish Sausage: Joan's Supermarket Mystery.
Tuesday the Weirdo Was Red
The "Mother May I Sleep With....?" series includes:
"Mother May I Sleep With Danger?"
"Mother May I Sleep With My Nephew?"
"Mother May I Sleep With Matt Bomer?"
"Mother May I Sleep With My Straight Married Boss?"
"Mother May I Sleep With That Blatino Husbear?"
Encyclopedia Brown, Twink Detective
Death Comes While On Frogs
The Rule of Threes
The C.U.N.T. Murders
Sharon Gless and Christopher Noth in: The Case of the Typo Killers.
The DataLounge Redacted [childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool] murder.
The Clue of Panking Hand
The Case of the Authenticated Poster
Murder by Hot Sauce
OK Folks, we are getting a lotta stinkers now.
The Betrayal of Bootsie Gum Drops: A Jaclyn Smith Mystery
This one is dedicated to R203:
Fuck Off and Die
Sow What? A Sows At The Trough Mystery
"Who Killed My Career?", by everyone at the Hollywood Autograph Show
Why Didn't They Ask Luke Evans?
The Big Dick Face Mysteries: Eight Inches, Ten Murders
Luponed to Death!
From the Mixed-Up Files of Jenny in Accounting:
"The Stolen Cupcake"
"The Case of the Double-Dipper"
"Who Ate the Last Slice of Cheesecake?"
I'm Murdering as I Type
I don't remember the title, but I do recall that the noirish femme fatale was named Graxy Looser.
The Lesbian Pot-Luck Wedding Reception Murders
The Third Man... from the Left in the Picture with the Big Cock
NSFW: Los Angeles (the popular television show)
The Mary Tyler Mortis Show
The Girls with the Golden Arms
Problems of Her Own
The Man Who Knew Too Much About Claire's Dietary Needs
Murder? When Did I Commit Murder?
Ten Little Bottoms
Alfred Hitchcock Presents Hole: Our Cook's a Treasure Trail
Sluiced and Deuced. The Butterfish Mysteries.
Kill the Messenger: The Freeper Murders
Dying on Stage: A Helen Lawson Mystery
Kiss the Grrrls
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
A Crabwalk at Midnight
The Meltdown of Miss Judith Anderson Cooper
What the Delivery Guy Who Would Not Bring the Groceries Inside Saw
Arsenic and Old Spice
You in WORSER Danger, Gurl!
SANS FARDS: a Madonna Pictorial
Soap Threads Float
You Type Murder
Link or Die!
This Really Happened
In Bold (the sequel: In Italic)
I Would Drink his Enbalm Fluid
He Can't be Gay, He's a Widower
Colton, you're in danger gurrrrl!
Gossip isn't Murder, Murder is Murder
The Tragic Nipple Placement
Death Through Grease Fire
Eye Candy and the Hole Presenters
NSFF - Not Save For Fraus
The Pornstar Who Became President After All
You Will Never Post on this Board Again
Valley of the Dirty Secrets
Murder with Glee
Does this Knife Make Me Look Crazy?
AnnE of Green Gables
Gay Pride Float Ahoy!
The Flying Dutch Oven
Stab him Willona!
The Case of Too Pretty Chloe
What Mrs. McGillicunty Saw
r234, no, that's from the 2013-14 Datalounge Opera Season. Do we need a new thread for that?
Coming soon from Bossy Bottom Press, an imprint of DL: The Killer Inside Me
So Tender to the Touch
Murder, She Hissed.
He Came Prelubed
Dead Men Don't Hissssssss!
And its sequel, Dead Men Tell No ESTs.
The Milky-Loaded Weapon
Sex, Thighs and Frosting
Lens Dunham: A Study In Delusion
The Treasure Troll's Treasure Trail
Celebrity Ass Renters
The Olive Gardener's Rent Boy
Death of a Dowager Douchebag
Midnight and Arched Eyebrows
Downton Shabby Chic
Tasteful Friends Mysteries: Murder by Overstuffed Couch
God Got Walter For That: A Maude Findlay Mystery
The Dangling Hemorrhoid
The Misogyny Murders: A S. Elfe Haight Mystery
When everyone in Hollywood with a body fat of over 4% is the recipient of a murder threat, it's up to lone wolf detective S. Elfe Haight to crack the case, and maybe crack his hardened shell of what he believes about body image in the process.
The Lovely Vagina Bones
Suffocation in the Sauna: The Towel Dancer Murders
Once Around the Graveyard
Due to High Traffic ... There Will Be Murder!
Shill For Death
Chinalounge (sequel: Datatown)
Lucky, Lucky Me
Jessica Felcher Investigates: What Ever Happened to Annie Lingus?
Which One of You Bitches Is My Murderer?
The Strange Case of the Nephew Who Dates Men But Isn't a Gay
Punched and Deleted
She Was Viciously Face-slapped!
Fusion: A Gayle Grinds Mystery
The Missing Diary of DDJ
I Know What You Bottomed Last Summer
Ten Little Pocket Gays
"Hiss Me Deadly"
Who Put the Penis-Shaped Lollipops in Artemis Moonsyster's Knapsack? A MichFest Mystery.
What Ever Happened to Baby Taplin Boyd?
We Hiss at You For a Reason
Why Can't We All Get Along?
It's Always R(eply) 1
Thread Full, How Dreadful
The Trick Who Keeps Posting
The Blue Agave Mystery: The Deadly Truth Behind His BIs
The Waiter Who Listens In
Freepers Don't Stop
Not Safe For The Living
From the "Ann Miller Investigates" series:
[italic]I'll Kall Yah Ahn Registar Fahr
The Carn Cab Haldar Kellar
Tapped Tah Datt
Bahdies In The Hard
Who Kalled Glamor?[/italic]
Summary: In this taught psychological thriller, an aging actress struggles to recall a meal in which she consumed corn. Only fecal forensic investigator Kay Crapetta can help the stage legend unlock the mystery that haunts her toilet.
My Moon Cup Runneth Over: Death By Toxic Shock Syndrome
Murder Me, Quite Deeply
Someone Shit In My Mouth: Turder, She Wrote
Ziemba With a Z, A Tony Whinner Mystery
Who Killed the Heath Ledger Troll?
(Hint: The ending is the same as "Murder on the Orient Express.")
Come Back To The Datalounge, Jani Lane Troll, Jani Lane Troll.
Murder at the Baked Potato Bar
None But The Prelubed
A Justin Case Mystery
Lucy Tried to Kill Me, But Gary Morton Talked Her Out of It
Where In The World is Steve Kazee: When Careers Die
The Wrong Side of 40: A Bob Bergeron Psychological Mystery
Murder on a Bette: A Midler Mystery
Legs of Death - A Totie Fields Mystery.
Man on the Land Mine: A Michiganwomyn Mystery
Who Slew Auntie RuPaul?
How To Identify Italian Furniture at a Murder Site
The Mommie Dearest Murders: B is for Blythe
The Hunt for Red Wierdo
I'm sure someone posted this already
Murder by Book Stacks
The File on Thelma Ritter
Who Killed Doris Duke's Butler?
Hissing On The Orient Express
The Cunt Who Knew Too Much.
Why can't we talk about E Taplin Boyd?
Maggie Thatcher: The Case of the Missing Heart
This is a thread that should have died about 40 posts ago guys... the titles are just lame at this point.