I can't people believe that Jesus rose from the dead. I mean really, how ridiculous is that.
That hooker in Africa just did it and it didn't take her three days.
You need to reevaluate your friend list!
Does that mean he spent the rest of his life in a state of semi decay? I work with dead bodies and I can tell you that unless refrigerated, you look bad after three days. Not to mention the smell.
Jesus has risen? That's more than I can say about the soufflé I made tonight. So embarrassing.
The story about the cosmic Jewish zombie who is his own father, whom by eating his flesh and drinking his blood and telling him that he is my master I can be saved from the evil that was thrust on humanity by the rib woman who the talking snake tempted to eat the bad apple?
R3, This is primarily a game account, not a personal one (I don't have a "real" Facebook). Most of the people (of 630) are complete strangers, from all walks. It's kinda fun, actually. Love posting all my liberal stuff--I've probably been un-friended a million times, lol. But I've made a few good connections as well. This past election was a quite a trip.
Anyway, still no word about Jesus on CNN.
In the Bible, does it say if they actually see him rise or was his body just missing so they assumed he must've risen? I forget.
I think it was the cave was empty, R8.
So your garden variety necrophelliac could have stolen the body and created all of this bullshit?
No one saw shit, it was just an empty tomb.
Mourning wood is the WORST!
Who cares? Pass the ham, please.
I'll admit it OP, I laughed.
It's on Fox News, OP. CNN is slow to react on Sundays.
They kneaded him, pumped him full of yeast, and left him in a warm spot.