THey most likely will be waiting for MUCH longer than that
I hope he does and sees the shit being done to others in his name. Then I hope he gets real made and re-institutes the smiting.
I used to have a t-shirt that read:
[bold]Jesus is coming
and he's really pissed![/bold]
I had one I gave to my oldest son.
It said "Jesus Is Coming. Hide The Porn".
In other news, the Easter Bunny will return the day after tomorrow.
Fuck Jesus, when the hell is Santa coming back?
In regard to Santa, did you notice that the Easter Bunny is getting very gifty? Santa used to be the gift bringer, but now the Bunny is doing it, too.
The real question is when will Shelley Hack return.
Good! He can finally sit the haters and the fundies down and clarify his message of love with them. He needs to get back here, fast.
OMG! You love Shelly Hack, too???
r15 if he ATTEMPTS that these Christians and the Tea Party crowd will obviously think he is a hippy and will shoot his mutherfucking ass
Christians are such idiots.
No doubt, Jesus will mutter, "Religion is the root of all evil" and turn around and go back.
No one's coming back because no one left.
Haven't they been saying that for going on two millennia?
I guess patience really is a virtue.
r17, and they will do that because they are such good conservative Christian! ROTFLMAO!
Christians love to believe things that clearly aren't true. They not only make a habit of it, but a lifestyle out of it.
What do you believe in R24?
Science, logic, ethics, facts, reality, ... you know, ACTUAL things. Not made up fantasies and fables.
What if all you nonbelievers are wrong? Guess you will be spending eternity in Hell.
They're to narcissitic to believe the world will still spin w/o them.
hmmm...I see. R26. Ethics - probably not as you wouldn't be trashing the faith and beliefs of billions of people around the world.
R27, you're kind of pathetic. You'd actually worship a "god" that would condemn anyone for not believing in him to eternal hellfire and damnation? Little kids don't believe because they haven't been indoctrinated yet. There are billions (a super-majority of people on this planet) that don't believe in your particular god.
What if you're wrong? You've wasted a life -- the one and only life you'll ever have.
There's zero evidence for any after-life, anywhere.
There's lots of logic, reason, and evidence to suggest there's no such thing.
R29, that doesn't even make any sense. But then... Christian believe (any religious belief in truth) in plenty of nonsense.
I didn't think that they imposed on any belief, they merely pointed out the obvious, r29.
Of course it makes sense R29. What is your basis stating it's nonsense? You don't know.
R30, there is plenty of people who have had near death experiences...I'll take their word for it.
The good news for R29 and R30 is that God loves you no matter how stupid you are!
R-30 You are the pathetic one. You have spent your life shoving things up your ass. It's easier for you to convince yourself there is no God so you can continue with that vile lifestyle.
[quote]there is plenty of people who have had near death experiences...I'll take their word for it.
Dude, educate yourself.
The "near death experiences" (usually "out of body" experiences) can be replicated in the lab at will. It's a phenomenon of an oxygen-starved brain.
There is no god. The existence of a god makes absolutely no sense. You have to be deeply and willfully ignorant to believe in such a thing.
R34 = ignorant homophobe, obviously stuck on the wrong forum
So ignorant they don't even know how to correctly refer to previous replies, in spite of the dozens of examples right in front of their face.
So stupid, in so many ways.
[quote]What if you're wrong? You've wasted a life -- the one and only life you'll ever have.
If the non-believers are right, I'll never know it. No existence, no regret.
R34, if only, I'm a dyke!
[quote]If the non-believers are right, I'll never know it. No existence, no regret.
Right. And that's exactly what'll happen.
And if there is an afterlife, I'll gladly admit I was wrong, because for the first time there will be some evidence.
It's fascinating to me how people like you are SO SURE they know EXACTLY what happens after death even though there's no way that you or any other person could ever possibly know. Yet you deny obvious facts that we DO know and that science HAS proven.
The "Know it All" can prove there is no life after death. Guess he has the inside scoop on this subject. What a friggin' Jerk!!
Nobody in this thread said they could PROVE anything of the sort (quite the opposite... that such knowledge was impossible by definition).
However, logic, reason, and the facts at hand all point to no after-life, and nothing -- absolutely nothing -- indicates there is any such thing.
But you'd sorta have to take a few science and logic classes to even begin to grasp anything like that. Which is why religious belief is the domain of the ignorant. Especially those who are afraid to say "I don't know", and have to fill that gap in knowledge with fairy stories so they don't freak out.
OK , I'll bite. Just what are these "facts" you speak of.
Well, he's on re-runs right now, so I guess he's been back for a week or two.
Since Jesus died for my sins, I certainly don't want his death to be in vain. That is why I am committed to living my life as a sinner. It doesn't matter one way or the other since someone alteady paid the consequences. Thanks Jesus. See you at the golden choir sky buffet.
Dying for our sins doesn't even make any sense. It's like saying I stubbed my toe to "fix" the fact that you lied. It's ridiculous, like all Christian dogma.
R47- More like saying. "I stubbed my toe because in 2000 years you are going to lie. But you better not lie. Cuz that's a sin."
In order to "return," he would have needed to have been here in the first place.
The ironic thing is; this current crop of big money, hypocritical, blowhard Christians wouldn't accept Jesus! They would persecute him and silence his message because it wouldn't fit their agenda of hatefulness.
morons who believe this shouldn't be allowed to vote.
You're all going to hell!
Our return policy only extends for thirty days.
If Jesus doesn't come back within 40 years, he's only going to meet cockroaches.
R55. and CHER.
He'd better have photo ID if he thinks he's gonna cross our border.
If you are going to believe Christ will return, why not believe he will return in the next 40 years?
They want to be alert so they can kill him. No fucking "resurrection" bullshit this time!
"This radical element wants to take our swords. And what are they going to do with them? Beat them in plowshares. Plowshares for their socialist commune programs. It's time to take back our country!"
It's a poll of US Christians AKA Old Testament Levitican busybodies - quite a different animal from Christians in many other countries.
You do know that if you're wrong, you're soul will burn for eternity.