Started in January. New city, didnt know anyone. She asked me to lunch my first week after some friendly conversations waiting for the elevator. She blew me in her car during lunch and I fucked her that same night.
Things were cool. She works in another department as me but the same floor so not a lot of interaction but we kept it friendly. She asked me out a couple more times, but I was genuinely budy, and things just naturally fell off.
I got a call from an HR person this morning and when I we t down there I was asked about making sexual remarks at work where people can overhear me she made it sound like I had been talking publicly about my sex life. I told her no, that I'm new, don't really socialize with anyone there and I'm pretty much in my office the majority of the day. She accepted that and she really didnt seem concerned.
I brought it up to another guy that's in chick'sOP department and he told me that she had been openly talking about us fucking and he was pretty sure ANOTHER woman in his dept complained.
Should I go tell chick to shut the fuck up? Forget about it, since it wasn't even me doing the talking and HR really didnt seem to care, just going through the ropes?
It's a good job and I wouldn't mind hooking up with a few of my other co-workers.
You were doing fairly well until the last line.
OP Watch "A Place in the Sun." And don't shit where you eat.
You said you're busy and you don't socialize with anyone...
And then you go on to say that you do chat up the guy in her department, who you at least know well enough to tell him your problems.
[quote]You said you're busy and you don't socialize with anyone...
That's what I told HR.
Certain understated stupidity makes this almost believable.
Yes, R5, it is.
Why would you have to defend someone else's remarks, OP? She can say whatever the fuck she wants and then she's the one who gets called down to HR, not you. Why would they call YOU in if you made no inappropriate remarks?
R11, no clue unless HR was just being thorough. Or maybe they thought I was part of the conversation.
But that's why I want to tell her to be quiet, because I got dragged into it. I really don't care that she tells people, she's hot. But obviously she needs to lower the volume or something.
[quote] She blew me in her car during lunch
Do straight girls really do that?
R13, yup. Chicks are sluts.
It *is* Brandon.
I guess too many moved away from the other threads.
My, what a sicko.
Well I didn't want to post in in another thread because it was a new topic.
And what's sick about this?
Just a weird situation that I'm not sure how to deal with.
Who is Brandon?
B is for Big Cock
R is for Really Big Cock
A is for Awesome
N is for Nifty
D is for Damn! He's hot!
O is for Omniscient
N is for Nuclear
I love the op and want to suck his cock also!
Brandon is omnisexual?
"It's a good job and I wouldn't mind hooking up with a few of my other co-workers."
Immature much? I'll paraphrase what someone said earlier: You never, ever get your meat the same place you get your bread and butter.
His other thread has just been deleted.
I give this thread somewhere in the 30-50 range.
Brandon, seek help, even more help.
Your bosses at M&M probably won't be happy to know what you're doing on DL during work hours.
You need to take some meds for your ADHD.
OP, even animals know not to shit and eat in the same place.
I had a friend at work who would blow one of our coworkers in his car at lunch. She also pretty much every cute guy with an office.
When you work in an office doing the same thing day after day, you make your own fun. Whether that be watching videos of cats or getting your freak on.
My pussy stinks.
Ugh, straight men.
Is this thread real?
I thought Brandon offed himself because everyone was so mean to him?
Speaking of, can you say Datalounge Sex Scanda???
Here is Brandon in action! (presumably NOT the coworker)
Women be sluts. Women be nuts. I feel for straight dudes having to put with cunts.
Hot beard, Brandon. Got any more pics/vids?
Has Brandon ever fucked a guy?
So women are sluts? and men are not? right?! Why is this straight dude on DL? OP, you sound like a sleaze ball who likes to use women. You are a pig. World's smallest violin is playing for whoa is me BS!
OP is not a pig. He kept his mouth shut. Not the fucking whore. But hey you're obviously a women so no doubt your a little slow. Not to mention hypocritical. I'll leave to your meds.
"Here is Brandon in action! (presumably NOT the coworker)"
Is that an outtake from "Girls"? It's just as un-stimulating as a sex scene from that show! That huge thigh looks like Lena Dunham's!
[quote]having to put up with cunts
[quote]Not the fucking whore
Who knew Swearengen posted on DL!
I added "up" to make it flow better
[quote]So I Fucked This Chick From Work
Are you the person who sneered at me for starting a blind item thread about the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills?
Aww r38, don't let it get to you. Who cares if he laughed at you for starting a BH thread, the people that watch it probably loved your thread. I am always in the Hollywood witch thread and some people come in there to make fun, but a bunch more people like it. If it's any consolation, I would check out the BH thread if I watched it or knew any of them.
[quote]But hey you're obviously a women so no doubt your a little slow.
Oh, double dear @ R35.
This is a gross thread, OP.
R35 is drunk.
R41 is offended.
[quote]Here is Brandon in action! (presumably NOT the coworker)
Who the fuck are you? And that could be anybody!
Glad to see you back Brandon!
"Brandon" would only fuck a girl if she was pegging.
um...OP, dear. This is a GAY message board. WTF are you doing here?
R46, I've fucked a few dudes and gotten plenty of bjs from guys.
Brandon, what type of guy are you attracted to?
[quote]Brandon, what type of guy are you attracted to?
Guys like me.
[quote]Brandon, what type of guy are you attracted to?
Young, white, athletic
Femmy, fat and ugly...
R50 was not me, but I'm not fem at all, except when I'm pretending to be British. And I'm not into fem guys either.
Most of the guys I've hooked up with have been your highschool jock type, and that's because my ex was in high school when we were dating so I was always around high schoolers.
[quote]Just a weird situation that I'm not sure how to deal with.
Well, I guess you came to the right place for advice on your heterosexual meanderings.
Isn't there a more appropriate forum for these str8 guy issues? Because, frankly, my dear, we have our own problems, aplenty.
Now the troll is claiming he's bi.
Why hasn't this shitstain been banned yet?
R56, banned for what?
And I'm not claiming I'm bi. I've mentioned on here since I've been coming that I primarily bang chicks, but I've hooked up with dudes.
So Brandon, who gives better BJs...guys or girls?
R58, I'd say guys are technically better, but I enjoy the lack of pride girls have when they do it. Dudes almost seem eager to do it. I really like grabbing a chick by the head and fucking her throat. It really turns me on because it feels more degrading with a girl.
[quote]And I'm not claiming I'm bi.
Then what do you think:
[quote] I primarily bang chicks, but I've hooked up with dudes.
You're all dick and no brain.
R60, sex isn't really about attraction with me. Sorry that confuses you.
[quote]You're all dick and no brain.
You just described like 90% of all men, gay and straight.
I have no problem with Brandon being all dick and no brain.
Where do you blow your load when you fuck guys Brandon?
A lot of us are all dick and no brain.
A lot of us like both.
Get the fuck over it.
Isn't there some StrgihtBro subreddit where this important question can be discussed?
Who gives a fuck about this straight shit? Take it somewhere else douchebag. Straight people boring as fuck in a gay board. So clever
R67 - I like to hear about the sexual adventures of my straight friends or straight strangers for that matter. Just don't keep looking at the thread if it doesn't appeal to you.
Straight guys who fuck guys now and then are very interesting. Brandon is warped, but in a good way.
Ignore the gay nazis, Brandon.
So you can only ever fuck men if you want to be on DL?
Please a lot of us are homoflexible
Off-topic, but the last time I had sex with a guy was back in Texas. Galveston.
I used to hangout at a coffee shop called MOD. A lot of med students would hang out there, and one I was pretty friendly with this one guy Steven. He was very attractive, but sex just wasn't on my radar though I knew he liked me. We mostly just hung out at MOD, but I went over his place and smoked a few times.
One of those times he had a highschool kid over. He was 18, so I guess not a kid, but he WAS a virgin. The kid was totally crushing on Steven and Steven really wanted to screw this kid but the kid wanted to wait.
Anyway, we got really stoned, and Steven went out to get food. I get to talking to this kid and he is like in LOVE with Steven. He's showing me all of their text messages and pictures.
I asked him why he won't give it up, and he goes on about how he wants to wait till they're actually in a relationship, but he does want it to be Steven. Heh.
So Steven gets back and I start teasing them about the no sex. I tell the kid to give Steven a kiss, but he pussies out. I ask him if he doesn't think Steven is cute because I DO and if I had the chance to kiss Steven or have sex with him I would take it. The kid just says he's taking it slow cuz it's important to him.
So I tell him ill show him how it's done and start kissing Steven right there. Steven is stoned and into me and he gets into it.
I'm rambling but long story short, me and Steven went to his room and fucked while the kid sat on the couch watching Adventure Time.
And where did Steven get your load?
Wow. Hot story Brandon.
See guys, aren't you glad you didn't chase him away?
R72, I came in his ass.
Totally non p.c. to say...but I love blowing my load inside an ass or a pussy.
I hate condoms, I hate pulling out.
R75 Me too. Condoms kill my boner and Im too young to start taking viagra.
And I forgot to add that I'm 5'5" and 600 pounds and I haven't left my mom's living room sofa in 4 years, so yeah I find these types of stories very hot!!
R73, beating off as I type
[quote]sex isn't really about attraction with me.
So, you'll fuck any old hag or troll?
Brandon knows exactly how to play you guys.
A regular Jim Jones.
[quote]So, you'll fuck any old hag or troll?
Oh hell no! I'm pretty picky. I just mean it's not the "getting off" aspect of sex that motivates me.
For example, in my story above, it was more about the kids reaction than wanting to have sex with Steven. He was hot and I had plenty of opportunity in the past, but it was other factors that pushed me.
Yeah, 'cause guys who do chicks need to ask the gays what to do.
So what if he's playing us. We are all bored at work and the life of this twisted individual is keeping us squirming in our seats.
Brandon, are you a squirter or a dribbler?
[quote]Yeah, 'cause guys who do chicks need to ask the gays what to do.
You mean 'dudes' who 'bang' chicks.
They also, it seems, pay $18 to chat with the gays on a gay forum.
Maybe Brandon's a 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' addict.
Brandon, was your mother a prostitute?
R74/Brandon - I love you even more now.
Maybe Brandon's a 'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' addict...
I meant to add...on his gay days.
I've been coming to DL for years. I don't really expect anything when I post a thread, but I enjoy the discussions.
No, R84, but as I've talked about before she was a drug addict who died in a car accident when I was 11.
R81 - actually a lot of my straight male friends fuck-and-tell and ask opinions on hookups, relationships, etc.
So did you tell her to shut the fuck up?
Brandon, you are a misogynist. I really don't understand how you can use women like that and live with yourself. NO! I'M NOT A WOMAN! I'm a guy who happens to like women a lot and who treats them with respect unlike Brandon the sexual schizophrenic.
R90, how was he using her???
Did you give her a creampie?
R91, they way this loser brags how he sexually uses women.
[quote] in my story above, it was more about the kids reaction than wanting to have sex with Steven.
Brandon, you may sick in the head but DAYUM!!! your stories are hot.
So, how did the kid react? Did he cry? Did you permanently ruin it for him and Steven?
[quote]I came in his ass.
Were you fucking him missionary or doggy? How did you pleasure him?
R90, that's why I asked if his mother was a whore. He has A LOT of anger/hatred of women. Mommy issues that I'm sure he must be exploring in therapy.
I don't think he's misogynist per se, rather a predator who preys on the vulnerable and get's off on dominating and corrupting these weaklings. Their gender is irrelevant.
Second the predator theory. Also, doesn't know how to use situational advantages constructively, or to care for other living things. He should use his jock status to help instead of hurt.
Good Lord. Chicks get horny too. A girl who likes to fuck is not always a victim of a sexual predator. You have no idea that this girl was weak OR vulnerable. Maybe she was taking advantage of Brandon's weakness...his constant need for attention. Maybe she just felt like jumping on a bone and sensed he know how to throw a mean fuck.
I'm sure they looked at Brandon and that impressive cock and got all puffy down there.
The big question I have is - does Brandon give creampies to his female conquests?
Ya, R98, I don't think many high school girls get off on being caught by their mothers giving a guy a bj. Maybe you find that hot, but I guarantee you she didn't. Little girls are nothing like adult gay men.
I will charitably assume his defenders have somehow missed his other posts where he has written about his enjoyment of degrading, manipulating, and emotionally abusing girls (particularly underage ones, whom he likened to "toys"). So while he may indeed be a predator of both sexes, he seems to get a special kick out of preying on females.
R101 is a liar. I've NEVER written anything about underage girls or guys. They've always been legal.
So when you speak of high-schoolers you're always referring to legal adults? OK then, but everything else I wrote is true.
I think the reason he gets a special kick out of preying on young females is because it's programmed into the male DNA. It's called "evolution". Google it.
My ex, the high school girl you're probably referring to, was 17 when we first hooked up.
Brandon, are you a bare or wrapped guy?
Oh yeah, I did talk to the girl and told her the situation and asked if she could keep things on the down low. She had no problem with that.
Come on Brandon - bare or wrapped? The thought of you emptying your cum canon into some cum dumpster has me all worked up.
If that's no makeup, it looks unnatural like porcelain. What man has porcelain skin?
Brandon, if I were that workchick, I would fuck you on sight. You are fucking hot.
Post a full nude body pic.
R119 - Agree. I'd take Brandon's load center stage in front of 30,000 people.
I'll take that as a compliment, R118. I guess Lol I can't really imagine walking around with makeup on though. I'm sure I'd get a lot of shit. I am lucky to have good skin, but it's probably just the picture that gives it that look. If you've seen my FB you'll see some better pics.
R117, depends on the sitch. If a girl is on birth control, I'll shoot inside like I'm James Holmes and that pussy is playing Batman.