Wouldn't matter if they got distracted by "ooohhh shiny!", there'd be enough willing slaves to do all the work. Just a continuation of now in fact. The only thing that's holding them back is no credit card and a lack of opposable thumbs.
I love the fact that cats essentially break every commandment there is in Christian mythology.
I love cats!!!
Well, other than thumbs and lack of credit cards, you forget that most cats that aren't to busy struggling to feed themselves alone simply cannot be bothered with world domination.
"No time, I found a sunny spot to nap"
[quote]If cats dominated the world
It would be catastrophic
If cats dominated the world, they'd make humans clean out their dirty litter...oh wait.
Civilized cats are Libertarians -- feral ones are anarchists. Neither type is interested in ruling the world, they just want to be in charge of themselves.
They would attack us in packs and eat us.
My pussy is a dictator!
Betty Buckley would be president.
YouTube would only have clips of humans doing cute stuff, like having troubles to open the cat food cans.
I imagine the rich cats would have dogs and humans in cages doing the fakeout throw for their entertainment (like court jesters). They would scoff at the dumb dogs and then break off midsentence to chase a shadow moving across the wall.
We could never use the phrase "I'd lick his shitter" ever again.
They have NO THUMBS!
I'm looking forward to serving our new overloads.
Licking your own anus would be a daily requirement.
I would make sure the blades on my lawn mower were sharp
You would ALL give me kisses, 'cause I'd be your missus!
They had that Futurama episode where the cats were rulers, it was very cute. They finally played the sound of a huge can opener over the city's sound system to round them up and get them back to where ever.