Just poured water on some perfectly good bread to stop myself from eating it
Ate it anyway. BECAUSE I AM AN ANIMAL.
Mmm. Bread. Water. Yum.
Puh. That's nothing new.
All men are animals.
If it's "good bread" it's probably mostly fiber- so it would go right through you. What's the problem?
I think that's why people are so angry these days; they're starving themselves to get washboard abs.
Bread is crabs, you dumbass, R6.
OP, I feel your pain. That's why I not only pour water on it, I shove it down my garbage disposal abefore I have a chance to second guess myself. I baked a cake for Easter brunch and I have leftovers. It went down the disposal! I kept a quiche which I will bring to work tomorrow. I put it in the break room, step away for three minutes and presto! It's gone.
I want some quiche and I wouldn't feel guilty for eating it.
OP - did you ever fling a partially eaten Sara Lee cheese cake out of your Columbia U. dorm window in a panic one evening when someone knocked on your door? You were afraid of being found binging.
Is this all so you'll have a washboard stomach, and be able to wrap your legs around your head when your trick fucks you?
You don't need a washboard stomach to wrap your legs around your head.
OP is a woman
The person described R10 was a body image obsessed gay man. Wouldn't most fraus just dispense with the pretense of making the bread unpalatable and just gulp it down while snorting with pleasure?
Cunts are such cunts.
Next time just plop a twatclot on your loaf. That way when you inevitably eat it you'll at least get a little protein, fatso.
OP, are you Anne Lamott?
If so, you owe me money.
[quote]did you ever fling a partially eaten Sara Lee cheese cake out of your Columbia U. dorm window in a panic one evening when someone knocked on your door? You were afraid of being found binging.
What is this a reference to? Did this happen on some show?
Carbs, R7, not crabs. R6 was indeed wrong, but you're not the one to call him names.
WATER, OP? You're going to have to do better than that. Try hydrogen peroxide or Comet.
If you're staying with someone you hate who has tempting food, and you can't destroy it or throw it away, swipe the toilet with something and then transfer it to the food when no one's there.
OP, run into any special education students lately?
if you'd been serious you would have poured windex on the bread and poisoned your fat ass
R17 - That's a story an old friend told me years ago about a binging episode in college. He'd been tucking into an entire cheesecake when friends knocked on his door. Not wanting to be found out, he panicked and tossed the thing out the window instead of saying "Hold on" and hiding it under the bed or something.
Desperate measures of people with food issues, I guess.
And, most importantly, I forgot to say, my friend had the habit of declaring "I AM AN ANIMAL" sometimes when he'd indulged in excesses. Food, drugs, whatever.