Which celebrity has the best and worst name abbreviation?
J-Lo - Do I even need to say whose this is?
CZJ - Catherine Zeta-Jones' common abbreviation is short, and easily identifiable.
ScarJo - Scarlett Johanssen's is fun to type, easily identifiable, and saves you from Googling how to spell her last name. Is it two Ns? An E, or an O?
J-Hud - Jennifer Hudson's moniker is easily identified as her, but is awkward and not very flattering sounding. Makes you think THUD.
J-Law - Am I talking about Jennifer Lawrence or Jude Law?
K-Stew - This makes me think of Kristen Stewart but also diarrhea for some reason.
Which was the first?
No one with more than half a brain refers to any of them by cutesy nicknames or abbreviations in conversation.
I find this practice puerile.
I do not wish to seem so, so I abstain from using them.
To highlight the lunacy of this trend, an ex-boyfriend and I made up our own:
S-Spiel never really caught on.
I like Barack Obama's ....
"K-Stew - This makes me think of Kristen Stewart but also diarrhea for some reason."
How about K-Mart for Kellie Martin ?
R9, seems appropriate since neither have been relevant since the 20th century.