This is about a guy in college, a friend of a friend, whom I disliked right away. He was an arrogant douche, and he would make rather homophobic, but also homoerotic jokes/taunts directed at me (which I ignored, but also was kind of turned on by, tbh).
The highpoint/lowpoint of this came at a party, where I was talking about sex with him and a female friend, and he, somewhat drunk, said to me: "If you ever want to know what it's like when a real man pops your pooper, you can pay me a visit." (The friend was visibly embarrassed by his "joke".) I was embarrassed as well, but also turned on and intrigued.
One evening a week or so later, I said to myself "fuck it" and knocked on the door of his single dorm room. When he opened, I said I'd thought about his recent offer, and asked if it was still on. Of course I knew that I was risking humiliating myself in front of him if it had really been nothing but a joke, but it felt worth the risk. After a moment where he seemed surprised, he told me to come in, and immediately started taking off his clothes. He topped me in the most degrading way, and I came hard.
It became a regular thing. About once a week I'd come to his room, where he'd either tie my hands to his bed or desk and do me doggystyle, have me sit on him and ride his cock, or have me give him a blowjob (which always involved sucking his toes as well, and keeping my hands on his feet while sucking his cock).
The whole thing went on for about 6 months, then it fizzled out. But the fact that he got a girlfriend halfway through had no impact on it. He'd tell me that she refused to take it up the ass, swallow, or let him talk dirty to her during sex, and that it was good to have a homo like me, who knew it was his job to please his man and do what he wanted. (I can't say I wasn't a little bit ashamed of myself, but it was just too hot to stop it.)
How about a third option?
- This. Never. Happened.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
This thread is making me horny!
Wow, it's like attending Creative Writing 101 all over again!
You're pathetic, OP, but mainly because he's fug.
You forgot to end your post with "and then I woke up".
Does he have Marfan syndrome?
He's a mouth-breather. Next...
[quote]he, somewhat drunk, said to me: "If you ever want to know what it's like when a real man pops your pooper, you can pay me a visit."
I agree: this never, ever, ever happened.
Can't we get a better quality of trolls somehow? This is a far cry from the days of "Not without my daughter" or "I'm not running a bed and breakfast here!" when the trolls knew how to create scenarios that sounded at least halfway plausible.
Hey, it's not my fault he was a sleazy weirdo, r10. I'm not sure if that was his exact wording, but the words "real man" and "pooper" were definitely in there...
The only reason I believe you is because no one would fake with a picture that ugly.
Too bad the picture doesn't match the story.
Wow, I just now clicked OP's pic. He's fucking hot. No way I believe the story though - the guy in the pic looks way too nice.
I always wondered what the banjo-playing retard in "Deliverance" grew up to look like.
Exceptionally Silly Testimonial, OP.
[quote]Can't we get a better quality of trolls somehow? This is a far cry from the days of "Not without my daughter" or "I'm not running a bed and breakfast here!" when the trolls knew how to create scenarios that sounded at least halfway plausible.
Let's have a list of all the wonderful, memorable threads you started R10. I'm willing to bet the number is zero, and you probably bashed Noodles everytime he posted, too.
Did he come in your ass?
That's a nice story, OP. Can you make up another one for us?
[quote]I'm not sure if that was his exact wording, but the words "real man" and "pooper" were definitely in there...
See, you could have saved a little face there had you given up "pooper"; but by refusing to do so and reaffirm it you instead dug your own grave just a little deeper.
I got fucked once, too.
The Troll @ R10 returns @ R19 to bitch some more about OP, yet has never contributed any worthwhile thread at DL. It's trolls like this who chase people away, yet someone's always complaining about all the garbage that's posted here. Just look to the pathetic Troll to see why people get disgusted. R19 IS garbage.
is the pic him or you?
I love this thread. I'm in publishing and if somewhat brought this to me as a book....
My reaction is that you should NEVER fuck this guy again, OP. He's probably your nephew.
Thank god you can't get pregnant, because your child would look even more messed up than him.
Also, current college students (even drunk ones) don't say "pay me a visit" in any contexts. Maybe when socializing with the elderly.
How did you know he had a single room, OP? That's pretty rare in most college dorms.
I had fuck buddies in the dorms and one of them was a douchebag but gave a good fuck. It can happen. But they were all gay guys. And none were mouth breathers.
Honestly, if the guy at the link tried to take all tough guy/dominant I'd laugh in his fucking face.
OK - some posters think the guy pictured is the OP, others think it's the perpetrator.
And yet a third group thinks he's neither - just a random poor soul.
This thread is useless without PROPERLY IDENTIFIED pictures
All that is missing is a little sentence that says 'and because of my submissive powers I changed him for the better and we lived happily everafter'.
Pic is him.
Haha, why are you so hung up about that word, r19? You have to remember it was supposed to sound like a "joke". Besides, talking about my ass in colorfully vulgar ways was kind of his thing, as I later found out during the sex.
Not a mystery, r25, I'd been there before.
How so, r13?
Dear Torso Readers' Forum,
You'll never guess what happened to me. There I was, at a college party, when this total hot asshole walked up to me...
OK, going to be honest now: I DID lie in my OP, but not the way you think. Actually the thing is still going on - I just "set" it in the past as a protective measure, out of embarrassment.
I mainly made the thread to find out if you guys think continuing the relationship is an indication of self-loathing. The poll's been interesting, but otherwise the thread's mainly focused on the believability of my story (I don't quite understand why it's so hard to believe?), and I'd like to hear some opinions.
The sex drive makes us all do strange (sometimes embarrassing) things.
The sex is great and he's not married, so what's there to stop?
In other words:
1. Met another fucked-up twink at a party
2. He was even a bigger asshole than me
3. Got fucked
End of story.
OK, I'll play, whether an EST or not. OP, if you're getting off on it and your mouth breather guy isn't harming you, engaging in this "relationship" or arrangement might not be self-loathing.
But if it's keeping you from finding a real boyfriend or if he's abusing you physically or psychologically then you're making a huge mistake and could be setting a negative pattern for future relationships.
My experience was from 1981 when I was naive, horny, and inexperienced. It was difficult to find other gays on campus then. I had a fuck-buddy relationship with a guy who lived right across the hall from me in my dorm. He was closeted, arrogant, snobby rich kid who was actually a good-looking and kind lover. We couldn't stand each other when we weren't having sex. It felt degrading, but I felt I had no other choice until I met someone else over summer break.
I have no regrets except for when he gave me crabs. The time we were fucking was like "Homosex 101".
Decades later, we live in the same area. I occasionally bump into him and sort of cringe (what was I thinking?!) but remember some of the hot sex. He's now totally out. One time on the subway he approached me out of the blue and apologized for being an asshole. He's still an asshole, but now he's an unattractive asshole.
I was desperate back then. It's 2013, my friend. Find someone who is great in bed and loves you. Good luck!
[quote]the thread's mainly focused on the believability of my story (I don't quite understand why it's so hard to believe?),
Gee, I have absolutely no idea either. Do you think maybe
"If you ever want to know what it's like when a real man pops your pooper, you can pay me a visit."
might have a little something to do with it? Who knows.
[quote]But if it's keeping you from finding a real boyfriend
I'm not actively looking for a bf atm, but when I've hooked up with other gay guys in the last few months, I didn't cum when I bottomed for them, as I almost always do with him - something was missing.
Don't worry OP, no one believed my story below either. It was also about a totally degrading hook up that I got off on.
[quote]How so, [R13]?
I was expecting someone beefier, more college-jock like. Yours is too nelly (and I think I recognize him from porn, further adding to the credibility factor here).
To "match the story," I was expecting someone more along these lines: