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I was a total bitch in the TJ Maxx checkout line this morning.

The line was moving so slowly, with only two cashiers. Behind me were this woman and her daughter. The mother kept yenta-ing on about the minutiae of her upcoming trip to Florida. Let's see...she earned 3600 frequent flier miles and eligibility for some free luggage if she flies United; she's been on her lazy husband's ass to call a car service to take them to the airport, and she wants Carmel Limo, not the usual unreliable car service they use when they go to visit her mother in the nursing home; she was torn as to whether to bring along her wool coat or sweater for the cool overnights, and it's the sweater, should it be the red zip up with the pearls or the blue cashmere v-neck. I won't bore you with any more of the conversation. I turned my head a few times to give her a look, but she paid no heed and kept yapping. When it FINALLY came my time to check out, and I turned around and said in the most cunty, bitchy tone imagineable, "oh and by the way, have a nice time in Florida." She gave me this stunned "well, how dare you?" look, but didn't say a word. I then turned around and proceeded to the cashier. I'd had enough, and maybe that will teach her to not babble incessantly while waiting on line.

NOT Kyle Richards LOLZ
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