Thanks for that. The groom is a prime illustration of fit-fat to me. Love that body type.
Argh. My boobs look like that, but I'm 57.
She's gross. Ugly face, ugly tits, everything.
IMHO more power to them. They do what they like.
This seriously can't be real
Anyone else notice that the preacher has Coke bottle bottom glasses?
I travel all over Europe and have access to literally hundreds of IP addresses.
Trying to ban or block me will only make it worse.
I am harmless.
Get over yourself.
Her boobs aren't bad.
When, how, and why did "buck naked" become "butt naked"? Similarly "set foot in"/"step foot in."
[quote]Get over yourself
Troll, heal thyself.
I think what is beyond disgusting the fact that they have that python? Especially under the same roof with their cat! That snake will defiantly eat the cat. Their is something really mentally wrong with them and they seem like trailer trash. I get a vibe the guy is bisexual or gay.
I got that too R11.
R7 no one gives a shit.
I'd spread for him as long as he kept his mouth shut.
I remember snorkeling in Jamaica ten years ago when a boat from Hedonism pulled up, and all these nudists started jumping in the water next to us. Every single nudist was this size or larger.
Is there some reason skinny people aren't nudists?
Why'd that gay dude marry his hag? Health insurance?
You guys don't see her potential--her face is pretty.
With a decent haircut, cute glasses (or contacts), and a better diet, she would be stunning.
That face is no where NEAR pretty. Those l o n g titties aren't helping her either.
Not pretty now, but it could be--decent bone structure and her complexion is very good. Also there is a sweetness to her eyes and brows.
The boobs would be better if she lost some weight and, of course, wore a bra.
Could be a fixer-upper.
**that post was for R17
What about that scene with her holding the riffle, aren't they survivalist rednecks? It'd take a lot of fixing to fix that up.
With a jaunty hat and a well-placed wrist corsage, she'd be the belle of ANYone's ball!
The most she could ever be is passable, and it would take work, and money at that. I'm not saying he's a prize either, but compared to her...
So jealous! Damn, it's so sad. Why not just be happy for them?
He's not fit nor a hunk. Well actually if you're unfit your automatically not a hunk.
But he definitely is a fatso. Maybe him and Val or Oprah or Kristie or Fergie can go on a diet together.
Ha. He once once a nude model and a stripper ....... and I am still the Queen Of Sheba.
You put blocks and permanent PT on huge chunks of the US and Europe, preventing countless innocent people from posting...
Yet here I am. You will never be rid of me.
You've ruined DL.
Thank you r9! Jesus, that annoys me so badly and they had it written on that stupid WE site more than once. One time I could think was an accident but twice? Fucking idiots. Oh and that chick has horrible tits and could stand a reduction. That guy has Ted hair (a guy I used to know whose hair was awful) and I assume he meant nude figure modeling for art classes but the stripper thing..no.
I see the fat; I don't see the fit.
This is known in Star Trek circles as a traditional Betazoid wedding.
I'd let her keep the rifle if she'd surrender that puce baby shirt and abominable black shorts that she was strolling around Vegas in, which are actually more dangerous to public health than a firearm.
r28, a lot of DL'ers will go for practically anything in pants.
What are you looking at r8? Her boobs are horrendous!
OH are those her boobs? I thought that was two softballs in a pair of panty hose around her neck.
The boob situation can be handled with surgery. But they both need to lay off the carbs to even approach 'somewhat' attractive.
Her boobs are not horrible--they are what some women's boobs have looked like for thousands of years of human history. Just because they are not surgery-perfect or pubescent perky doesn't mean they can't be attractive. They're middling, workaday, pedestrian boobs.
Are you a straight gal?
In my experience, most women of that age (early 30s) and breast size (DD perhaps), look like that.
You just know he gets a big hard on when that fucking python is lying on his crotch.
No, I'm not.
And, other than in a National Geographic picture, those are the worst boobs I've ever personally seen.
She's young and not that overweight, so I just don't get it.
[quote] Is there some reason skinny people aren't nudists?
Dude has a HOT body (just my type), but to look at his face alone you'd think he was a real porker. Can't imagine what he sees in that fugly gal. She must fuck like an orangutan.
They both need strict low-carb diets.
I think it's funny the WOMEN'S Entertainment channel blurs out female nipples as if they are somehow obscene and offensive to women.
He's really hot, I'm going to have wet dreams about him.
His body is fine, especially his ass. Mmmmmm. He does have gay voice, however.
She, on the other hand, is a dog. Droopy hooters, plain face, AWFUL hair. Maybe she has a great personality.
He's the reason I'm gay
I have to agree the boobs are awfully long for her age. They look like the boobs of a much older woman.
She's too young to be that out of shape. Fat boobs hang and even once you've lost the weight sadly the boobs don't ever go back completely to prefat shape.
Yea, he gives off a gay vibe to me. Maybe the over-sexualization of his life via the attention getting nudist life style is his way of acting out. Looks like she shaves so not sure how much they are into natural bodies.
It's just stupid.
Dear Lord in heaven!
Concerned Swim Team Mom
Dude has a nice ass, you have to give him that.
Apparently lots of supermodels posting here...
He ain't no straight, but she ain't no lez
But they always do what their mommy says...
Never understood why women's nips are porno and men's are just nips.
In fact, I've never understood why a creature who doesn't bear children (men) even has nipples.
[quote]That snake will defiantly eat the cat.
Well, it would be inappropriate for a snake to dine amenably.
The wife seems like a lezbo and he seems like a gay top.
I wish he'd top me
His ass is awful. What are you people seeing when you look at it? It's flat and recessed - a man as fat as him should have a much bigger ass.
So do these people have two pets or a python and its upcoming snack?
jesus christ people! no every woman can have perfectly perky tits! breasts come in all shapes and sizes just like people do so back off!
To echo a previous poster, these are what natural DD or DDD breasts look like. They might be too "long" and Nat Geo for your liking, but they are nicely shaped and the same size, have no stretch marks, and I bet they feel great.
Whatever, their nudity is kind of cool, but the pet python, the gun, and the hideous chapel is unacceptable.
R60 is right. In a bra, her boobs would look much better.
Has he had a nose job?
Can someone post a screen caption since the video cannot be viewed outside the US. Feel free to edit out the big tittied woman. Thanks.
He's totally hot. He said he used to be a stripper, and I can believe it. Fit-fat is one of my fave body-types, too.
Talladega Tire Man
He's got a fugly mug.
You people are so typical; the perfect stereotype of woman-hating gay men. Pissed off at a woman because she's got a man that you don't have. That is some sad shit.
Thanks Çuntress Ann
Here you go R64. I think his body is fucking HOT! Look at that firm little tushy.
R69 (how fitting!), please try and capture his luscious ass when they're walking down the aisle in the chapel.
The guy is cute, the girl could be cute with a small amount of effort. She is not that fat. I had the same body at my heaviest. And yes, her boobs are fucking normal. I swear some of you have never seen natural breasts ever.
None of these comments matter. I love the fact they got married on their own terms. Congrats!
Oh shock, gay men don't like women's breasts?
Thanks, R69. A very nice and meaty ass indeed.
The guy is hot ,but what makes me want to puke and I'm totally turned off by him is the fact that he has that enormous, fat python! He was lying with it on the couch like you do with your pet dog or cat, SICK!! When I saw that, right away got a strong creepy vibe about hm that there is something dark. Sorry but I think there is something mentally wrong with this guy and people like him who have pets like that.
Oh FFS I love snakes and there's nothing "dark" or evil about me. I just think they're cool and beautiful. There are more pets in the world than dogs and cats.
Snakes creep me out too, and that was the only WTF moment I had watching the video.
I'm terrified of snakes, but I know that plenty people are not. The fear of snakes is created in a person. We're not born with that fear. He's just someone who was probably raised by people who were not afraid of snakes, so he isn't either.
Either way, he's hot as fuck.
I did not get the assault rifle bullshit. And the python. To each their own, but my theory is nerds who aren't accepted by society (like the woman, primarily) sometimes take it to an extreme with unconventionality. The python represents how far off from the norm they like to be. So does getting married nude. And so does walking around with an assault rifle in your arms.
Beyond that, they're average, regular people (well, he's got gayvoice). Bodies are perfectly normal, even the long tits. She has a decent shape, but no, she's not fit. She's soft and curved. And he's not a musclehead, but also shaped well, with not much pudge.
DLers fall into two camps: the ultra-critical of everything that doesn't comply with Hollywood standards vs. accepting, regular people. I always wonder what will happen to the hypercritical set. Will they be like that 50yo gay who killed himself last year? The one who was just about to be published but wrote a note saying it was all a farce and then offed himself because he couldn't live up to the standards of perfection? That's no way to exist.
I admit this couple was a little strange, and not my type socially, but life is much sweeter when you make space for a wide variety of people. Live and let lice.
His ass is pretty substandard. I'm just not seeing how that ass is supposed to be special. I like his chest much better - if he worked it out more, his pecs could be huge in a very short amount of time.
I saw the python and then a pic of a cat laying there and am I the only one who thinks that cat has to sleep with one eye open?
I'm just sad for them that there weren't any guests at their wedding. did the families not approve? do they have no friends? do they live in that forest and romp and bike naked? good for them, but it's too bad they don't have a supportive group of friends willing to attend their odd nuptuals.
Are pet snakes affectionate, R76? Will they seek you out to play or cuddle like a dog would, or are they indifferent to you?
I wonder if that snake would rather just be in his cage instead of slithering around on the couch with it's owner.
I guess We TV wouldn't/couldn't pay for the guests' expenses for this fabulous destination wedding.
R76, sorry, but there is something sick about people who have pets that eat by squeezing living animals to death as their prey is screaming in terror for help and the owners don't flinch that goes on in their home. They belong in some rain forest not in someone's home unless you are psycho.
R88, you do realize that sweet little kitty in that video, if put out of doors, would go on a killing spree that would put that big snake to shame. The snake only kills to eat, or to defend. Cats kill indiscriminately. They don't even kill for sport, but rather for fun.
Your abject horror is very misplaced.
That said, I wouldn't go anywhere near that fucking serpent!
I was in your corner until the word "lice."
r89 You do realize that you're a fucking shrieking Mary that is unduly afraid of cats, right? What cat traumatized you? Seriously, you are insane if you think cats spend the better part of their day dreaming up ways to kill while torturing and having fun.
A new study shows that feline threat to birds is greater than previously thought. Cats that live in the wild or indoor pets allowed to roam outdoors kill from 1.4 billion to as many as 3.7 billion birds in the continental U.S. each year,. The study also says that from 6.9 billion to as many as 20.7 billion mammals — mainly mice, shrews, rabbits and voles — are killed by cats annually in the contiguous 48 states.
"Our findings suggest that free-ranging cats cause substantially greater wildlife mortality than previously thought and are likely the single greatest source of anthropogenic mortality for U.S. birds and mammals."
A perfect man, a former jock who's in touch with his body
R89 is correct. R91 is an anencephalic moron.
He's no jock. He was a stripper (gay.). She is trying to win him by becoming a man (no makeup, clothes that make her disappear in a crowd and hide her shape, going along with the snake and the nudie wedding). She probably threatens to kill him if he ever cheats on her, but lets him watch gay porn.
Anyway, I think they are both in their late thirties or early forties. These are not young people.
The guy is a happier version of Mark Cuban.
He's not that hot in the face, although he probably has good cheekbones. She has big features she could work with.
I know, right r98?
#95, he chose her for her big knockers. Probably uses her for bait in mmf, "share my wife" situations.
When she's not procuring for him, she reverts back to oh-so nurturing nanny-granny; a boy's best friend is his mother.
sing it r100!
I've never met a male stripper of any kind who wasn't gay. I just don't see that appealing to a straight male, even a weird midwestern type. If he is truly straight then I'm sorry, but for now, skeptical.
R76 here. So only pets you can "cuddle" with are approved here now? So why do people have fish? Turtles? Iguanas? Because they're beautiful and interesting. Stop projecting your fears into judgment.
Cautionary tale for wearing a bra. I'm a 32FF and mine are still perky. Why? Because I wear mega-supportive structures every waking moment. I even wear what is called a sleep bra at night. They are expensive but they work.
There's such a size 32FF? That would be like beach balls on Audrey Hepburn.
[quote]Are pet snakes affectionate, [R76]? Will they seek you out to play or cuddle like a dog would, or are they indifferent to you?
True story. This woman had a boa constrictor that she got fairly small. It gradually grew and all the while she would let it sleep along side her in the bed coiled up in a ball. One day she woke up and it was stretched straight all the way next to her body. Thinking it was strange she contacted a herpetology expert who told her to get rid of the snake because it was sizing her up for a meal. It was literally measuring her to see if it could swallow her.
Snakes are indifferent and may seem affectionate but they are seeking warmth.
Are you serious r105? There are size HH's.
Yes, R105, there is such a thing as a 32FF and it's difficult to find a bra to fit. I found one brand I like and they are made in the UK.
On a 32?
Texas woman burns down house trying to kill snake.
32 is your chest size as measured above and below the boobs, FF is the cup size. Think Dolly Parton, small frame, huge tits.
I can't decide if he feet are kind of sexy masculine, or weird and gross... I'm not a foot queen, but they're sort of sexy.. I think.
As for her, I'm gay so nude women are very appealing to me; but I could see an attractiveness in her in that she looks like so many women. She's curvy, a bit fat but not obese. He's likely attracted to her because she loves the outdoors and indulges his love of all those straight boy things like guns and snakes and such.
To him, she probably appears to have a good child bearing body and to many straight men and lesbians, she's highly attractive.
Think of it this way before you call her "gross"... She's a female bear, and most of us gay guys here really, REALLY love bears.. traditional bear, not the 400lb kind.
His chest is weirdly scrawny for the rest of his body. You'd think he'd have a little more substance there, even if it was just a little bit of moobage.
[quote]In fact, I've never understood why a creature who doesn't bear children (men) even has nipples.
Click the link for an explanation, or better yet google it.
I googled "sleep bra" to see if I should get one--I normally sleep in a sports bra--and I found this:
[quote] The average breast size has increased over the past ten years (DD and E are average cup sizes today), says Nethero.
DD and E are average? When I was in college, dating athletes, they were mostly Bs and I thought I was reasonably buxom as a C.
Yeah they 're average r115 and we don't get it either, as we are full figured and not at all gross and sloppy fat.
Stop the video at 2:14, and look at her face: no wrinkles on the forehead (the first place they show), no furrows between the eyebrows, no crow's feet, no laugh lines. She's in her 30s, not her 40s.
Also they both sound kind of immature and dreamy, like teenage star wars geeks.
A sleep bra is basically a cami made out of very tight fitting cotton/lycra fabric, no wires and very strong seams that encapsulate each breast individually.
He needs to do porn
He probably already has, R119.
The only reason boobs are bigger now is because of the explosion of obesity in this country. Thin women, on average, tend to be more flat chested.
The increase was only in the last decade? I thought the average beforehand was B to C. Now it's skipped over D to DD? That's stunning. It has to be obesity, but you'd think the increase would have been observed even longer ago since obesity isn't a recent phenomenon.
Most hideous boobs EVER.
32F is large, but not as huge as you might think. The boob size of 32F is about the same as 36D.
The guy is not that great. He's average. His ass is nothing special at all. I have no idea why some of you queens are drooling over him. He's certainly a lot better looking than her, though. And he's obviously gay.
It would take a LOT to make her look just passably attractive. Her face is homely. And those floppy jugs of hers! Breast come in all shapes and sizes, but those are just NOT attractive breasts.
They both seem very strange, not only because of their propensity to walk around nude (with ugly breasts like that, you'd think the woman would have a little more modesty). That snake scene is grotesque. I have a suspicion that use that snake for sexual purposes. I hope nothing happens to the poor cat. Jeez, what a pair of freaks.
R122 it's the growth hormones in the food being fed to farm animals. Chickens, cows, etc. are all being fed hormones to make them nice and fat faster.
But the farming industry has been feeding hormones to animals for decades, as well. I have distant cousins in Idaho who own and operate a feedlot to finish off cattle before it goes to slaughter. It was practice even back in the '70s and early '80s to add hormones (and prophylactic antibiotics) to feed. Early onset puberty has been attributed to this for quite a while now. I'm just stunned by the difference in one measly decade. Maybe it's also a issue of sizing.
Maybe they've changed what they use R127? I know when I was in high school from '79 to '82 there were very few fatties and when we snuck out to McD's for lunch (there were very few) the sizes were fairly small.
Those were my HS years, too, R128. I can't even think of one girl in my class of ~120 who was fat. (all girls HS) A few were a little overweight chunky, but that's it. We ate crap for lunch too (Sno-balls!) and had McD's far too often, but I guess it was all in moderation.
They probably are packing in all sorts of new chemicals into animals. I wonder if they have to be approved by the FDA or a similar agency. We're consuming them indirectly.
She reminds me of the women you see in paintings from the 18th-19 century.
Because she has a pretty, curvaceous figure.
Those tits are the worst. She looks like she's nursed a dozen rugrats. She must have never worn bras.
Her tits look like 2 strings of long snot.
Curvy you ain't, r131.
R125, your post reads like something from some snippy little sissy who looks for the bad in everything and everyone.
If Kristen Hendricks or Serena Williams ever unleash their boobs for all to see--
they, too, could be in the running for WORST BOOBS EVER.