Movie lines always quoted without attribution on DL and where they actually come from
As a service to others.
"Molly, you in trouble, gurrrl" -- Odetta (Whoopi Goldberg), GHOST
"Was she a great big fat person?" and "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" and "Would you do me? I'd do me"-- Jame Gumb, THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
But you are Blance you are - Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
This ain't my first time at the rodeo - Mommy Dearest
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - All about Eve
It's "Molly, you in danger, girl." Get it right.
"You're a magnificent cunt." Said to Jodie Foster in Inside Man. Not a DL standby, but I'd love to make it happen.
BIG as a HOUSE!
Divine as Edna Turnblad (Hairspray)
"But it's wrong... [italic]shockingly[/italic] wrong!" -- Norma Shearer (speaking about extramarital affairs), The Women
Don't fuck with me fellas -MD
It's a helluva match - MD
"Tina, bring me the axe!" - Mommie Dearest
Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
"You look like a booger-eating baboon!"
Planet of the Apes
That really clarifies things, r8. Thanks for finally explaining where that line came from.
Ha, I was just going to say that r17! And on the tv front, there is "Hold me David" from One day at a Time and Bonnie Franklin's exercise video with the "I hate to exercise but I love to tap." Which can be used for anything tedious you don't like to do.
"Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket."
Project Runway - The Movie
I know r17 is not necessarily a "movie" line, but I always get a chuckle whenever it pops up on DL.
[quote]"Slap her, Willona!"--participating "Good Times" audience member.
As much as we would all love it to be that, unfortunately it was actually "Tell her, Willona!"
One thread was dedicated to searching for and posting the clip
"I think she's tremendous!"
Patsy Stone, Ab Fab
True r22 but there was a "Slap him Willona!" and I think it was shouted in relation to shoplifting and a security guard..or am I confused? At any rate I am almost positive there was a time when she was told to slap him.
Flora 'Sissy' Goforth, "Shit on your mother!"
"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
Dawson in Dawson's 50 Load Weekend
"I'll sleep with you for a meatball"
[quote]You're a whore, darling. - Showgirls
Actually, the line is "You ARE a whore, darlin'" uttered by Cristal Connors. DL almost always quotes it incorrectly but usually to humorous effect.
FUCK Barbra Streisand!
Joan Cusack in "In And Out"
OP, it'd be easier for you to just watch the DataLounge compulsory viewing list:
"Mommie Dearest" (1981)
"Valley of the Dolls" (1967)
"Mame" (1972)(warning, you're not allowed to enjoy this one.)
Don't forget Sunset Boulevard and Whatever Happened to baby Jane. Oh and from Virginia Woolf the "You can't afford to waste good booze, George."
_____ is not a fag, and I'm the dame who can prove it!
Neely in "Valley of the Dolls"
R16 gets it wrong. Sigh.
The quote is "You ARE a whore, darlin'"
But you do get some credit for spelling "Cristal" right.
In all it's contextual glory:
Nomi Malone: I get a headache from champagne.
Cristal Connors: This isn't champagne. This... is HOLY WATER. I named myself after this holy water. Chrissie Lou Connors used to have dingy brown hair and little bitty tits. It's amazing what paint and a surgeon can do.
[they clink champagne glasses]
Cristal Connors: You have great tits. They're really beautiful.
Nomi Malone: Thank you.
Cristal Connors: I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?
Nomi Malone: I like having nice tits.
Cristal Connors: How do you like having 'em?
Nomi Malone: What do you mean?
Cristal Connors: You know what I mean.
Nomi Malone: I like having them in a nice dress, or a tight top.
Cristal Connors: Mmmm. You like to show em off.
Nomi Malone: I didn't like showing them off at the Cheetah.
Cristal Connors: Why not? I liked lookin' at 'em there. We ALL liked lookin' at 'em there!
Nomi Malone: It made me feel like a hooker.
Cristal Connors: You *are* a whore, darlin'.
Nomi Malone: No I'm not!
Cristal Connors: We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show 'em what they wanna see.
Nomi Malone: Maybe YOU are a whore, Cristal, but I'm not.
Cristal Connors: You and me, we're exactly alike.
Nomi Malone: [shakes her head] I'll NEVER be like you.
"I saw something nasty in the woodshed"--Cold Comfort Farm
"Difficult colour, green" ---Gosford Park
"Bought marmalade. Oh dear, I call that very feeble.--same.
"I'm NOT a strippah! I'm a DANCE-AH!"
I know there are a half a dozen or so quotes often used from "Airplane!", but...
...why do I get this feeling we're missing something by Karen Black?
"I'm not going to be IGNORED..." (Fatal Attraction)
"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to." (Dolores Claiborne)
"I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut." (All About Eve)
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." (2001)
"You know how bitchy fags can be" - VOTD
"Somebody sent me a bowel movement!"- Pink Flamingos
"Melanie- I'm sick" - The Birds
"Do my balls, Mama!"- Pink Flamingos
"Why did you adopt Meee?!"- Mommie Dearest
"Disco is the music of the '80's"- Can't Stop the Music
"Mother make it stop!"- The Exorcist
Can't believe no-one has done this one yet;
"No wire hangers, ever!" Mommie Dearest
"Why won't you JUST DIE?????"
Patsy in Absolutely Fabulous
R40, it's not "Why don't you just die."
It's just "JUST DIE."
What is the origin of "There, I said it!" ?
I see dead people
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"
Where did "Jealous bitches" originate from?
Ted Casablanca is no fag and I'm just the dame to prove it - VotD
"This should work out well for them" - a bastardization of Barbara Bush Sr's remarks:
"Almost everyone I've talked to says we're going to move to Houston. ... What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this -- this is working very well for them."
"Fool me once..."
I forget the rest...
"In the water I'm a very skinny lady." (The Poseidon Adventure)
Mrs. Belle Rosen
"I better get them cha-cha heels" -- Divine in Female Trouble
Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class..
AND she's been passing notes...
[quote]"No wire hangers, ever!" Mommie Dearest
It's actually, "NO WIRE HANGERS, EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
If you're not going to quote something properly, don't do it at all.
"Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon." (Broadcast News)
The power of Christ compels you!- father merin
It's not easy having a good time even smiling makes my face ache. frank n Furter
I grow weary of this world. -magenta
I ... condole you.
Patsy in AbFab
Bitch troll from hell
Buck would never have been in the hospital!
Darling, you can't rape a townie.
- Black Christmas
"Fiddle-dee-dee! War, war, war; this war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream. Besides... there isn't going to be any war."
Much quoted here, all or in part, and always ironically, around the time we invaded Iraq. From GWTW, of course.
I've lost my sheep...Really I have, really I have...
Katharine Hepburn, as portrayed in "Mother Goose Goes Hollywood"
They mean ones you often see on datalounge, such as,
Drink the Juice Shelby, Steel Magnolias, which also gave us the Pigs fighting under a blanket line (not Project Runway, the Movie)
Plus any number of lines from Female Trouble, such as
Not on Christmas, Dawn, not on Christmas.
Who wants to Die for Art?
Any post by Donna Dasher, Taffy Davenport, Concetta, Aunt Ida, Gator, or Chicklet
"Never mix, never worry!"
"A great big, fat flop!"
- Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
"You sho' is ugly!"
- The Color Purple
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly (from WKRP in Cincinnati, 1978)
[quote]Drink the Juice Shelby, Steel Magnolias,
I was just reminded of the proposed "black variation" from last year's Queen Latifah remake: "Drank that muthafuckin' juice, Shelby!"
He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it!
*BTW, this thread is having some serious LOADing problems