Hang on, Joe Jonas is straight? Why did nobody tell me?!
Is the dildo used on him at some point?
That's what I wonder, R3.
wow...so he's still afraid to come out, and dabbles with the kinkier type of sex.
I know the feeling. One of the reasons I exclusively dated strippers for a while. Anything goes, nothing shocks them.
But, without having to read the link, the only question I need answered: how big is the pinga?
R5, no pictures/video has been released yet, but the BI does state that there are detailed shots of the pinga.
I'm so torn. Part of me genuinely feels sorry for Joe, and part of me is eagerly awaiting April 3.
A kinky hetero sex tape with Joe Jonas? That's such a bummer. Why can't it be one with that cute dark haired twink model he hung around with two years ago?
I would love to see this. Does he use the dildo on himself? It's interesting that he supposedly sucks on the dildo when the girl demands it.
Could this be his attempt to get rid of the gay rumors? What happened to his personal trainer?
r10, he and his brothers just did a pretty successful European tour as the Jonas Bros. As brothers they still have some kind of fame and pull. That's why that grifting girlfriend is trying to sell it now and getting famous on the way.
Daddy Jonas must be so proud pushing his sons into the arms of female gold diggers and famewhores (rumors have it that Kevin was forced to agree to that reality TV show or otherwise his own wife would have outed him as gay).
Even though it is an invasion of privacy, I don't have much sympathy for these celebs and their leaked sex tapes/nude pics. I mean, do they not realize in this day and age it will end up online at some point. His gf even had a professional camera dude! If he's that dumb, well...good luck to him.
He and his brothers must have been so abused as young children. Where is his common sense?
Actually as I wrote the last sentence, I thought to myself maybe this is his way of rebelling and destroying a career he never really chose for himself.
Here's hoping he uses the dildo on his brother Nick's enormous and amazing ass. I'd pay good $$$ to see that.
just as long as hes not gay
[quote]he and his brothers just did a pretty successful European tour as the Jonas Bros. As brothers they still have some kind of fame and pull.
Wrong. They only did 2 European dates, and that was in Russia. The rest of the shows were in third world Asian and South American countries who don't have any clue that the Jonas Brothers are over in America.
The group haven't released an album since 2009, and Joe's solo album bombed big time, selling only 25,000 copies.
So they hire a friend to shoot the video and Joe didn't know about until this blind item site finally reveals its him? And this reveal finally comes after about a week of clues.
I think PR firms use these BI sites as tools for their clients.
This Blind Gossip site is probably working with the "girlfriend" to build buzz for the sex tape, for a cut of course.
And it's an opportunity to prove themselves right about one of their stupid blinds. "look! See? We were right! We're legit!"
A gag ball? Site is full of shit.
The Jonas Brothers only had one good song, "Mmm-Bop".
[quote]I need answered: how big is the pinga?
Probably a nice size. I doubt a celeb would do a sex tape knowing it could be seen if he wasn't hung.
I guess it's finally settled. He's bi.
Now that Harry Reems is gone, there's an opening ...
[quote]The Jonas Brothers only had one good song, "Mmm-Bop".
You may have had the songs, but we're much hotter than you Hanson with the ugly older brother pushed into the background!
I travel all over Europe and have access to literally hundreds of IP addresses.
Trying to ban or block me will only make it worse.
I am harmless.
Get over yourself.
That's why you shouldn't do drugs. Drugs clearly cloud your judgment.
Gawker is really pushing Joe out of his closet:
[bold]Blanda Eggenschwiler's fun stuff is also rumored to be on display, probably as Jonas swats it away, screaming "Ech blegh gross, get that away! I thought you wanted to watch YouTubes."[/bold]
he is very hot and so is the girlfriend. in fact, she's so hot I'd fuck her too. I don't blame him. I really hope this exists. Would love to see his cock.
So the ugly one is the gay one, correct?
One of the JoBros is supposed to have a massive cock. Is this one or the one with the really nice ass?
I'm just curious to see how the dildo comes in play.
This is very tawdry.
R36 Gawker is a shadow of its earlier incarnation. However may he claim to avoid Perez Hilton territory Denton continues to tread therein. Whore away Nick.
It seems mighty specific for a bullshit story. Would they make up that many definite details about something not true?
He tweeted that it's not true.
"ball gag? really? me? come on guys."
[quote]This Blind Gossip site is probably working with the "girlfriend" to build buzz for the sex tape, for a cut of course.
Who makes money from the sale of a tape anymore? In two seconds it's all over the world online.
I'd say there's a (maybe) 25% chance he's bi or experimental. I slept with girls in my teens.
On the other hand, the greater likelihood is that he's desperate to get press.
So Taylor Swift has actually dated a straight guy at some point? Mind blown.
ISn't he supposed to be some good christian boy or something?
You guys will believe anything.
[quote]So Taylor Swift has actually dated a straight guy at some point?
Who was it?
These are the same guys who believed that photoshopped pic of Justin Beiber
Why don't they take down the story or publish his denial? Seems off. He probably wants the publicity so people forget he's really gay.
This is another tone deaf PR person trying to convince us a gay celebrity is straight much like Zac Efron's red carpet condom drop.
Zac Efron's "accidental" condom drop just made me think he is a really bad actor.
Which one has the diabeetus?
Nick has it.
Let me see if I understand this -- somebody posted a blind item on a web site.
Then somebody else "decoded" it.
And now it's taken fact.
Gees, some people really need to start getting outdoors.
I want to see a Joe/Nick sex tape.
R61 supposedly whomever runs the site was tipped off about its existence and content. Most of those decoding the clues thought it led to Clooney and Kiebler having a baby.
the Blind Gossip site is made up and their commenters are plain dumb.
They also drug out the Beyonce fake baby bump surrogate story forever, and had explicit details like where in the west village the surrogate lived and exactly which latin american country she was from and what she was paid, etc. All made up shit that got them a ton of hits.
And they had a blind a few weeks ago that Gwyneth Paltrow is boning JayZ - bitch please.
R55 is right. Drunk celebrities never make sex tapes.
Idk R64. It's one thing to post a vague blind item, it's something completely different to name the participants without having concrete proof. I would imagine whomever runs the site believed there was enough evidence to keep him/her from being sued.
Enough of the slander against this kid. He's a cute kid and doesn't need the gay rumors.
Blind Gossip has a shittier track record than CDAN. They did this for their own PR benefit, and picked a target that only benefits from the rumor because he is closeted. He may have even been in on it.
I doubt he'd write on twitter like that if it was true. Supposedly he said "There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false."
and on Twitter: Ball gag? Really? me? Come on guys.
Then his supposed girlfriend said: "If anyone comes across this sex tape please make sure to send me a copy! It sounds highly entertaining! :)"
Believe it when I see. And the only way I can imagine Joe Jonas actually having sexy with a woman is if she was wearing a strap on.
[quote]He's a cute kid and doesn't need the gay rumors.
Please explain what you seem to consider to be wrong with being gay, r67. We already know that you're probably too stupid to even define slander so maybe you can't explain your post, either.
The news that he's gay would be no different from the fact that he has short legs.
...BREAKING, PRESS CONFERENCE SCHEDULED TOMORROW MORNING 9AM JONAS COUNSEL AND PUBLICIST LEWIS KAY. ...SHIT IS HITTING THE FAN.
If there is no tape, even better for him.
He gets the benefits of publicity (as does she) and some het cred without the notoriety of a sex tape.
Why would Zach, the guy who runs Blind Gossip, risk his site's credibility without any proof of the existence of said tape and make such a big deal about it with BIs hinting at that scandal for over a week? If the girlfriend got a quick payoff Zach has no other choince than to leak what proof he has himself or his site is as as much of a joke as CDAN's.
Also he can't be in cahoots with the Joe Jonas' girlfriend since the BIs paint her as the uberambitious bitch who wants to get famous through leaking a sex tape (which started Kim Kardashian's career after all).
There's no sex tape. This thread is filled with 50 year old pervs.
[quote]. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies
wish there was a dump video cuz I'd love to see a triumphant number 2 being birthed through his curlies.
You put blocks and permanent PT on huge chunks of the US and Europe, preventing countless innocent people from posting...
Yet here I am. You will never be rid of me.
You've ruined DL.
Webmaster: block Cologne, Germany. That's where this mentally ill vermin posted he is today.
Paddling his sweet ass! Yummy I bet it swells up nicely and gets even bigger!!
What people here don't get is that Blind Gossip has been right on a number of occasions before. That doesn't necessarily mean they're right all the time, or that they never make stuff up, I'm sure they do. But I also think they really do have some inside sources, because they've been right so many times now.
That said, they could have some ulterior motive behind this. Lets say there is no tape: it could be a way for them to say that Joe is straight, and it would go against all the gay rumors lately.
I find it funny that "Blanda" is involved in a "kink" sextape.
She sounds so vanilla
Blind Gossip was right in every single BI they revealed and that includes Justin Bieber cheating on Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber doing drugs, and Demi Lovato's substance abuse issues. The site does seem to have some inside info when it comes to teenage stars.
Blind Gossip would lose a big part of its cred if that sex tape does not see the light of day. No matter how BG spins that (like they did this BI series and its reveal as a 'wake up call' for Joe Jonas).
It may not see the light of day because of blindgossip. If true then the BG webbie may have revealed to soon, giving the Jonas camp enough time to do damage control and clean up.
If this Blanda chick wants fame and fortune then she still gets it regardless of whether or not the tape leaks. Granted, she would have been more famous if the tape got out there, but people are talking enough now and I am sure there would be some sort of payoff from the Jonas camp.
Blanda ain't vanilla.
So Kevin is the gay one?
Did somebody break datalounge? I can only see the threads that I follow.
Manufactured Blinds created by PR teams to change the public's perception of their client. ie: Transitioning Justin Beiber to an all grown up and doing "grown up" stuff like having sex and smoking pot.
Joe Jonas obviously thinks he has something to gain from this "blind item" as others have speculated on this thread. Generating press or changing his public persona.
[quote]Please explain what you seem to consider to be wrong with being gay,
You're at a gay gossip site about pop culture and really need to be schooled about what's "wrong" about being gay in show business?
I think it's horseshit. He is really close to his family and I don't think if he were into drugs that much enough to do this, his family would have intervened long ago. I also don't think he would humiliate his family this way.
[quote]You're at a gay gossip site about pop culture and really need to be schooled about what's "wrong" about being gay in show business?
Please explain where you see the words "show business" in the following quote: [italic]Please explain what you seem to consider to be wrong with being gay.[/italic]
R67 is claiming it's "slander" to say that Joe Jonas is gay, but you, r91, obviously lack the mental capacity to comprehend. You're at a gay gossip site about pop culture and you now agree that it's slander to say that someone is gay. Maybe you need to go back to iVillage, snookums.
The whole thing was made up to make him appear heterosexual. Fat chance.
I hate when Peggy from payroll is allowed to post on DL!!!
R90 is correct. This tape will never materialize because there isn't one.
[quote]They report that he is very depressed about his career and that his dr*g and alc*hol use has spiraled out of control. They are most concerned about his frequent use of hard dr*gs and his close association with people who use c*caine and her*in.
What the fuck is wr*ng with these pe*ple?
I don't believe he is stupid enough to knowingly make a sex tape.
Scary. Those Jonas boys are ate up with the fugly. If they weren't in the public eye they would never get laid.
So we will find out on April 3, I guess.
it exists. it might not see the light of day, but it exists.
Joe isn't very handsome. How the hell did that happen? He was so HOT in "Hot In Cleveland," but he just tanked in the looks so fast.
I can't decide if Kevin is getting better looking with age or just if Joe is aging badly quickly.
I think he must be on drugs, to go downhill so fast.
Every single one of those things that Blind Gossip has supposedly been right about (Justin Beiber, Demi Lovato etc) were already heavily in the rumor mill BEFORE BG posted a blind about them.
LOL @ R48
R62 That's hot. Perhaps a bit twisted, but hot nonetheless.
OMG, it leaked!!!
Short, but thick dick!!
If Nick Jonas was in the sex tape you could advertise it as:
Joe Jonas with a bonus Jonas - Nick
yes, it looks liek more gorth than length, the ass is hot, though!
Props for the hole shot, lol
Uh, where are the links to the video or photos?
Really, r104? Link?
Love the look on his face when he cums - who knew a Jonas brother could show vulnerability?
These posters are just fucking with people, is such tape even exists it obviously isn't out yet or it would have instantly blown up on the internet.
No, the tape has not yet been released. Most likely never will.
I'm guessing if some same sex partner is about to out you and say you take it up the but, this is a decent pre-emptive strike to blunt and drown out the truth.
This is all bull. Trying to distract people from the real deal...he's a mo.What a diversion this is.Straight people will never think he's gay now.
I'd like to see Jonas in his tighty whities.
I think everyone following that site's teasers for this BI was pretty dissapointed. They were expecting it to be about George Clooney. I was hoping it would be about Taylor Swift because she is just the worst. But I had a feeling the reveal would be letdown. Meh. I'm getting sick of celebrity gossip.
[quote]triumphant number 2
I think I found the title to my sophomore album
I think that this is the last we'll hear of a sex tape. It doesn't exist and the story was created to make people forget the gay rumors about Joe Jonas.
You're an idiot, R127.
Yes this was fake, but no one would think telling the world that there's a tape where Joe Jonas gets spanked and there's a dildo involved would dispel gay rumors.
I think Blind Gossip was set up as payback for all the BIs making Joe look like a closet case and major drug addict. But I still think it would be crazy for Blind Gossip to go through with publishing those BI and solving them without having any real proof.
GF is hot
Why have you all stopped talking about me
[quote]no one would think telling the world that there's a tape where Joe Jonas gets spanked and there's a dildo involved would dispel gay rumors.
He's spanked (allegedly) by a girl, whose pussy juices he licked off the dildo.
A normal, straight video would hardly raise an eyebrow these days. The kinky aspects of it are what makes it newsworthy.
I cant't wait.
Here's a still from the real, unreleased video "The True Joe Jonas":
I don't understand why people are niave enough to believe Blind Items are 100% real. Even the New York Times has been caught fabricating stories. There some that are accurate but mostly its all B.S. and the juicy gossip is probably about C and D listers. Anyone with any power has their staff and family sign non-disclosure agreements.
I have an itsy bitsy teenie weenie
Yellow poka dota, weenie
That I showed for the first time today
And it's bitsy, teeny weeney
Yellow poka dot port-a-lin-e-a
So on the downlow I wanted to stay.
R5, I know your type and I always called you out on being the fag who wished he was one of the strippers. You were really cruising the hard up customers though. Not so sneaky. You could never squeak by me. After time you proved my hunch to be correct and nobody ever doubted my judgement again after that. Infallible in the eyes of many. So thank you.
R141 is weird.
What is this "BlindGossip.com" shitty site OP keeps shilling here?
I've never heard of it and it looks like it was designed by a junior high student.
[quote]I've never heard of it and it looks like it was designed by a junior high student.
r134 = Perez Hilton, high on dirty diaper fumes asking himself now if he still has enough money left to get his kid through middle school or until it's old enough to get pimped out.
The Jonas tape is real and it came out early. Originally scheduled for April 2nd, it has already been leaked. It's the music video for the Jonas Brothers newest track "Pom Poms."
If one is a pom pom why isn't two a pom, pom, pom, pom
r144= Paris Hilton, jealous no one pays attention to her any more.
I like pizza, I really do. ...i prefer sausage combo, but and I do mean but, the sausage has to be ground up, with lots of anise. I don't like the big chunks of bland sausage that tastes just like hamburge3r, I mean what's the point? I like very thin slices of red onion, slices have to be paper thin so they basicallly melt. ...give me thick slices of red onion where they don't fully cook through and I'll be sending the fucker back, I don't mean to offend, but if I ask for paper thin and I'm paying 20 something dollars for a pizza you god damn better pay attention to what ia ask for. if its thick it's too strong. I really would prefer shallots rather than red onion, but I've yet to find a pizza place that has shallots as a topping. I do remember Pipes and pizza in Redwood city and they actually had shallots as a topping, pretty fucking cool.. ...not to mention the pipe organ that came out of the floor and played showtunes. I remeber once the organist was blind, not that that makes a difference, but her body language was fucking hiserical. I love pipe organs, there should be more pipes and pizza places, they seem to be a relic of the past. I read somewhare the white house actually has a pipe oran installed its been there since the 20's. Lucille Ball was a master organist, which few people even realize, she was never given propes for the many talent she posesssed. Joan Baez owns several different Papa Johns franchises in the bay area, but ya didn't know that!
Is Joe the Arab-looking one?
yes r151, with the wide hips
So did the Jonases and Kardashians trade kids? Joe is the only Arab-looking one and Khloe is the only white-looking one.
I am not white!!! r153
who runs blindgossip? how do they have their 'ins'?