I have always thought of Michael Phelps is being incredibly ick-lictic.
I just came looking at the fourth pic down. Amazing pits, bulge and ass.
nice unshaven body
Wow, he actually looks really hot there.
The beard works - the more of that face he covers, the better he looks. But it's time for Grizzly Felcher to lose the speedo. He's looking like something in the People of Walmart site, and that doesn't really do his appeal justice.
Needs to quit shoving Subway sandwiches in his big bazoo.
Love the hair on his legs. The goatee really improves his good looks.
Love the hairy legs and body! His pubes are showing too!!! Au naturel! Just my type!
He needs to bump up his Speedo size to 40.
no ass whatsoever
Wow, what a fattie! He needs to slow down on the food intake and bench press a few weights, he practically has moobs.
A fattie?? I suppose you like manorexic men...OMG!
HOT. I've always loved his huge pink nipples... Now he's got all that hair to frame them.
He is hung like a clit.
Of course! It's totally predictable. He starts to get fat or look old and the freaks at DL will start to like him. Young and hot is what brings out the resentment and trashing.
R16 is eyeing the playground at the local kindergarten for fresh meat.
He's lost weight but more muscle weight than total weight loss. Duh.
He's actually well hung. Look closer at the speedo. Granted pink and blue is as queeny as what Lochte normally wears....
I am looking closely at the speedo. There's nothing there. Could be a couple of puffy labia.
Did he get paid $100,000 for this appearance? Is his bathing suit designer? Amateur.
adele called. she wants her hips back.
He's always had a great body, and still does, but I think he looks 100% better in these pics.
Hardly a bear, yet.
And while I realize most DLers hate longer hair on men, he'd look even better if he'd grow it out a bit. Just to cover those ears.
She is a fat girl waiting to happen. Wait a few years.
Seriously, for a professional athlete, the body is not all that.
Water causes shrinkage.
His training body looks amazing, but I don't blame the guy if he doesn't want to workout several hours a day.
Didn't he say he consumes 10 000 calories a day while training? He's probably down to 4000 and no training.
Leave to carb obsessed (auschwitz looking) gays to think the looks fat. Seriously? NOT fat at all.
After all the negative things I read about her here, I'm glad she's getting fat.
Even for the once toned, in-shape Phelps, it doesn't take long to get a bit soft and flabby.
if he eats all those calories, he must make big poops!
Billy, second gader from Mrs. Tucker's class
Damn, Michael! Now that's what I'm talking bout. Love a man that looks like a man. Nice hairy body without that twink look.
A lot of jealousy on this thread.
he has gorgeous legs...
He's always had a weird body, though it's physiologically perfect for a swimmer. He has ridiculously huge shoulders, and practically no ass whatsoever (which reduces drag in the water). i would not kick him out of bed, though.
In the next millennium, people will look back at Michael Phelps and realize he was evolution's way of trying to tell us something.
Those people will be living in pods under the ocean and will have developed gills and webbed fingers by then.
He helped me appreciate my own body type, which is like his with big feet, stubby legs, long arms, long trunk, and no ass.
I am gay I would totally do him hot hot hot.
Please don't be harsh on people who are visually impaired :)
A hideous lower face that is well disguised by his facial hair. Love his new thick thighs.
I never found him appealing at all before, the multiple problems of face, shaved body, hair style.... but grow some body hair, some beef, facial hair and longer hair on top, (hell I never even noticed he had no ass, so that doesn't matter)....long story long, I certainly DO find him appealing now.
Michael Phelps is a beautiful man when his face is covered (by a beard).
Michael Phelps is a beautiful man when his face is covered (by my ass).
Michael Phelps is a beautiful man when his face is covered (by my cum).
His ass is so flat. But I suppose that is to be expected. He is so fucking ugly, but I suppose that is a result of his autism, like having Chinese eyes is the result of Don's Syndrome.
Which "Don" was that named after? Don Cornelius? Don Pardo? Don Vito Corleone?
When they profiled him on 60 Minutes several years ago, I was amazed at how much food he ate. I'm talking enough food for 3 men. But because he trained so hard, he burned it all off. So it's not surprising that he's gained weight since his retirement.
He done stratched his stummick!
He's a classic ectomorph...long, lean, and has difficulty putting on weight. My favorite body type.
He's never been known for having an attractive face but his body looks fine. Some of you queens will bitch about anything.
Why do some of you say he has "no ass" - in those pics he obviously has a fat ass going on.
I am imagining those big ass hairy thighs wrapped around my head as I devour his hairy cock .... MMMMMMM!
He's certainly not classically handsome, but GOD DAMN that body is beyond perfection. I'd eat that fucker alive!
r45, Don Draper.
Wow, this thread is filled with manorexics.
I would not exactly call him fat. But his body does not exactly scream Olympic gold metal swimmer either.
r54 get the hell off DL and go back to Tumblr.
If you were trying to be clever, R56, you failed.
Now slither away.
If Michael Phelps and Carl Edwards got married and it was posted in the Times...THOSE would be twins.
I prefer the Olympic hardbody.
I will outlast you on DL, dear r56. Your little feelings will get hurt in no time, and you'll turn tail and scamper back to the millennial asylum for comfort and validation.
I find him incredibly attractive, because he looks very manly. This my favorite pic of him. Notice the VPL.