My frau sister in law is in a deep depression over her empty nest...
Could the DL please condole her!!! I'll print out the best/worst and send them to her. THIS COULD PUSH THE BITCH OVER THE EDGE!!!!)
I assume she knew this day was coming. Or did she think they'd never want to leave?
Tell her that if her incipient hoarding kicks in the way it looks like it will, her nest will soon be far from empty.
Tell her that an empty house is really a just a house full of doorhandles.
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Tell her to do the following:
1, start doing coke asap so she can get super skinny
2, grow her hair out long, style it straight and dye it blond
3. get a shit ton of plastic surgery--big tits, stretched & botoxed face
4. buy a new wardrobe of hooker clothes and shoes
5. get a small dog
6. move to Beverly Hills
7. call me for an audition. I have a vacancy.
OP, Seriously tell your sister what a wonderful job she did raising her kids so that they can now survive on their own. Then suggest she become a foster parent for 4-legged needy "kids" of her choice, until she finds her new love. Or she could always volunteer at a local pre-school or regular school.
Stop referring to dogs as children.
[quote]tell your sister what a wonderful job she did raising her kids so that they can now survive on their own
I wouldn't go that far....one is an alcoholic and one is obsessed with the Kardasians
(plus they are all in college...they'll probably all be back home in a year or two)
OP, you blame alcoholism on bad parenting? Really?
r7 is the fauiest frau who ever frau'd
[quote]OP, you blame alcoholism on bad parenting? Really?
oh yeah it is a disease...your prior life experiences have nothing to do with it....bitch please.
Does she have a pet - either a cat or a dog?
If the answer is no ... it would be a help.
Being an "empty nester" is a valid reason for being sad, but maybe her real problem is that she has an arsehole for a brother.
If you want to hate her, hate her for a good reason - not something that anyone would naturally feel sad about.
What's the real problem OP?
Tell her it's a damn shame that she gave up her identity for her children.
Isn't it console and not condole?
u fukin idiot
r16, oh dear!
I bet you're the type who takes a dump at a house party and clogs the toilet.
tell her to look at this pic. if this guy isn't depressed she shouldn't be
Tell her now she can't avoid getting rid of that asshole husband.
Get therapy or get a backbone, OP. You obviously have issues with her. At your age it's pathetic to come here and bitch about her behind her back in a high school kind of way. Why don't you tell her how you feel or are you a complete coward?
LOL @ R18
It's R18 who needs therapy; the guy in that photo is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Or for the next several years, anyway.
The nod to Patsy Stone sailed completely over R16's banal little head.
Don't fret, sweetie. We condole you.