Of course they can masturbate. It's a sin, but confess it and Poof! Good as new.
I like the way you capitalized "Poof" r9. Did you mean to say that THE Poof is as good as new? I have heard that quite a few priests are into S+M, spanking, that sort of thing. Growing up it was always rumored that the priests and nuns got together on a regular basis and the results of their shady unions went to the many Catholic orphanages.
Who Will Rid Me Of This Troublesome Priest?!
They can. And they do.
Shouldn't that be MAY popes and priests masturbate?
Sister Mary Ignatius Explains it ALL for YOU!!!
R1, I always wondered where that silly savage saying "hold me Dabid, I'm scared" came from. Who knew sperm cells could talk as well as swim?
A priest who knows better........
R8 is posting Holy Rough Trade pics from Rough Trade Weekly.
Many of them go to the bathhouse. The day after Easter and Christmas are the best times to hook up with a priest.
A quick reminder about the bathhouse the Vatican just happens to own. Not that I'm insinuating anything, of course.