Ridiculous Grindr Messages

What are some of the stupider messages dudes have sent you? I get a lot of the "Are you a model?" bullshit. Sometimes I get "How much?" One guy sent me a message asking how to get blood out of carpet. I blocked him. Another dude, who I had never chatted with, told me that his dog got sick and shit all over his carpet, and he would pay me to come over and help clean!! Blocked!

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• BF guesting on WWHL. Got 1 hr b4 he crawls back up fire ladder.

• bullshit.

• [quote] One guy sent me a message asking how to get blood out of carpet. You should probably stop using the screen name "Heloise."

• Seriously? I can get household help by advertising on Grindr?

  SuperFrau