There are a lot of weird ways to cook eggs. There are also a lot of normal ways to cook eggs that people try to avoid for some reason. If you like surreal, somewhat phallic egg cooking techniques, though, you need a Rollie. This baby is pan free, cleanup free, and has "vertical cooking technology" up the wazoo. Plus the Rollie Eggmaster Cooking System is a total steal right now at $29.99 plus $9.99 P&H (what ever happened to S&H?), PLUS a bonus Rollie-Chop for an extra $5.99 P&H. This is the ultimate Dealzmodo, people. On the one hand, why not make banana-shaped eggs for a breakfast on the go. On the other hand. Why? Why is this happening? Why does that omelet look like a corn dog? Why is that egg white frittata extruding itself slowly from that space machine? These are the questions that define our time.
What's next? Ground beef on a stick?
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We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
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