Do you know any of the Martial Arts?

Tae Kwon Do, Karate, etc.? Ever had to use your skills?

• No, but I'm acquainted with many of the Marital Arts.

• Yes. I've studied Tae Kwon Do for many years. No, I've never had to use it.

• I tried to learn Tae Kwon Do several years ago. Unfortunately, the class instructor was the most humorless dyke in the world. The woman could suck the joy out of a roomful of puppies and kittens. I committed a major faux pas at the class Christmas Party when I brought dip containing gelatin, which is a completely taboo among the vegan crowd, which of course the instructor was. Needless to say, I never went back after the first semester.