Let's Pretend We're a Mashup of Datalounge and a Big Screen Romantic Comedy

Cheryl will be played by Jennifer Aniston.

• I'm the barnyard pet.

  Sarah Jessica Parker

• I am Taylor Lautner and this is Patrick Schwarzenegger. This is the story of us doing a sex tape and the troubles we go through to make it happen. Working title: Two Bottoms without a Top.

• Reese Witherspoon should play Cheryl.

• The casting call for the part of Franklin Pangborn will be held in an aircraft hanger.

• Gary Morton should talk Lucy out of every role in this movie.

• "The Bread Pudding Diaries"

  Starring Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, and Jodie Foster as "Scout".

• Eat, Pray, Troll

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