Morrissey cancels rest of tour

He simply CAN'T go on.

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• Does this mean we will be spared the sight of his naked torso?

  http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac241/geektragedy/Morrissey/morrissey_shirtless01.jpg

• He's pretty gross. Sorry, I know he's a great musician but I can't imagine anyone of any age would find him fuckable.

• I hope he's not dying. Didn't he recently say he'd had some sort of cancer-related illness?

• R2, he knows he's unfuckable, you don't have to tell him.

• Looks like he's dressed for his own funeral in the OP's pic. R4, I'm sure at least some of Morrissey's adoring hordes of fans would gladly fuck him.

• Shit! I had tickets for the 3rd. This cunt better refund my money!

• Yeah, R6, I'm one of them. I was just playing on his "Unlovable" lyrics.

• He just hasn't earned it yet, baby.

• Sorry, it's the overwhelming ennui.

  Morrissey

• r6 when shows are cancelled they are always refunded...

• He has Barrett's esophagus, which means it will likely develop into cancer, if it hasn't already. Esophageal cancer = certain death. RIP, Stephen Patrick.

• What if Morrissey and Bowie both die this year? How will I find so many tears?

• Morrissey has had some ailment or another since the fifth grade. First it got him out of gym class. Now it gets him out of concerts. I wouldn't write his obituary just yet.

• R1, I'm ok with the torso. However I have an issue with the face that comes with it.

  Suedehead

• I still think he's hot... and I give props to anyone over 40 bearing their body. Seriously, how many of you are allowed out in daylight?

  Zak

• His nipples are tiny. You think he would have gotten that tragedy rectified earlier in his life.

• It also might have something to do with his bipolar disorder.