Morrissey cancels rest of tour
He simply CAN'T go on.
- Does this mean we will be spared the sight of his naked torso?
- He's pretty gross.
Sorry, I know he's a great musician but I can't imagine anyone of any age would find him fuckable.
- I hope he's not dying. Didn't he recently say he'd had some sort of cancer-related illness?
- R2, he knows he's unfuckable, you don't have to tell him.
- Looks like he's dressed for his own funeral in the OP's pic.
R4, I'm sure at least some of Morrissey's adoring hordes of fans would gladly fuck him.
- Shit! I had tickets for the 3rd.
This cunt better refund my money!
- Yeah, R6, I'm one of them. I was just playing on his "Unlovable" lyrics.
- He just hasn't earned it yet, baby.
- Sorry, it's the overwhelming ennui.
- r6 when shows are cancelled they are always refunded...
- He has Barrett's esophagus, which means it will likely develop into cancer, if it hasn't already.
Esophageal cancer = certain death.
RIP, Stephen Patrick.
- What if Morrissey and Bowie both die this year?
How will I find so many tears?
- Morrissey has had some ailment or another since the fifth grade. First it got him out of gym class. Now it gets him out of concerts.
I wouldn't write his obituary just yet.
- R1, I'm ok with the torso. However I have an issue with the face that comes with it.
- I still think he's hot... and I give props to anyone over 40 bearing their body.
Seriously, how many of you are allowed out in daylight?
- His nipples are tiny. You think he would have gotten that tragedy rectified earlier in his life.
- It also might have something to do with his bipolar disorder.
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