Slap it out of that bitch's hand and play jump rope.
I hated her weird underarm tattoos. They looked like long hairs poking out.
He, however, was beautiful.
Absolutely nothing. The guy looks ugly, and he's not circumcised.
Uncut is a plus, but the guy the thing is attached to is a minus, never mind he's straight, and yeah, it's a bit too big for me to do much with, sorry.
You guys who can't take big cocks, make me weep for our future. You have no idea what you're missing.
R5, big dick owners get enough love. more than enough.
Average-sized dick owners need love too.
And frankly, I don't like sex to be a challenge, to be *work*, or to be painful... thanks.
It's wasted on him. I remember what Marlene Dietrich said about Gary Cooper. That he had the biggest dick in town but no ass to push it with.
I would use it to give myself a tonsillectomy to improve my dick apnea.
[quote]I remember what Marlene Dietrich said about Gary Cooper. That he had the biggest dick in town but no ass to push it with.
Greater words ever posted on this site!
No ass, no deal
His penis is going to be so dry, and will burn for a couple of weeks due to all that soap.
Only uncut ones burn right?
That girl is dumb as hell. What's with all those horrible tattoos? Jesus. She's beautiful but has ruined herself with all that ink.
I'm a paralegal for a very large law firm and I once interviewed a girl who applied for a legal assistant's position. She had everything going for her, and I would have hired her, BUT she had the words "Classy and Elegant" tattooed across her chest. WTF?
So. How does one become a professional dick masseur?
I believe the guy's name is Alex Janjanin, and I think he's hot as fuck.
OP, do you have the part of the clip where he fucks her?
r15, that site is only for massaging. There's no sex.
R15 Here's what Alex has to say on his profile (for video roles):
[quote]I'm ok with ANY kind of sexual activity, even receiving oral from a male actor. However I'm not into any kind of sexual activity that is homosexual, other than receiving oral.