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I had botox on my scrotum and now I'm tripping over my scrotum every time it slips out of my jockey underwear.

I thought the Botox would just relax the wrinkles, but it really let it all hang flat. It's not the most appealing look. Being able to throw your scrotum over either shoulder is funny for the first few "performances" if you know what I mean, but then it's just another floppy appendage that one needs to hide. I'm afraid to go swimming, I keep imagining everything going down the drain when I swim underwater. The only time it comes in handy is when I take my gold fish swimming with me, but I have to be very careful as the chlorine would kill my fish if it mixed with the fresh water collected in my scrotum lake.

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