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I had botox on my scrotum and now I'm tripping over my scrotum every time it slips out of my jockey underwear.

I thought the Botox would just relax the wrinkles, but it really let it all hang flat. It's not the most appealing look. Being able to throw your scrotum over either shoulder is funny for the first few "performances" if you know what I mean, but then it's just another floppy appendage that one needs to hide. I'm afraid to go swimming, I keep imagining everything going down the drain when I swim underwater. The only time it comes in handy is when I take my gold fish swimming with me, but I have to be very careful as the chlorine would kill my fish if it mixed with the fresh water collected in my scrotum lake.


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"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)

And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.

Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.

Yes, we know we suck.

Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.

But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).

The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.

If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.

And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!

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The old site will remain around on http://legacy.datalounge.com while things settle down but will go away fairly soon as we consolidate everything to the one "official" site.

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Enjoy, bitches!

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