I'm in Chicago and apparently some big sports game is being played today.
A total clusterfuck of those knuckleheaded, meathead jock stops who look like blinking androids and are all dressed in their team's gear.
They're idiots who need directions to cross the street....
....but boy, are they pretty. And a good many appear not to be wearing any underwear. I've seen more cock stuffed into track pants this morning than I've spotted all year! Hallelujah!
Anyone follow this mess or do the "brackets?"
I was in Center City Philly last weekend. Ugh. St. Patty's day was being celebrated with numberous pub crawls underway. Lots and lots of drunken frat boy types acting like fools. And to a man, all fat, blubbery dough boys.
The only thing more obnoxious than a drunk queen is a drunk straight guy.
These dudes are obnoxious but they're all pretty damn fit.
They're also the confusing vaguely-metrosexual-but-viciously-homophobic strain of straight man.
Nothing more ironic than a dude talking about how against same sex marriage he is while wearing the hairstyle and clothes we all started as a trend three years ago....