Discovering your mussy

When did you discover that your hole actually brought pleasure? Freud probably thinks we always knew, even as toddlers. But for me, I didn't realizeprobingntil my early 20's. Prior to that, I was more oriented to the cock even though I was sexually active starting at age 17. The anus seemed impossible- in my mind it was just for shitting. But, I was brought up in very closed minded environment. The idea it could be clean and pleasurable took a while to understand.

• why the fuck would you use a term like "mussy"? What kind of person thinks that's anything but outrageously offputting and embarrassing?

• For r1: "puss-he"

• Ha ha! The miller's daughter will never guess that Realizeprobingntil is my name! The first born child will be mine!

• "She-Hole"

• A big woman reviving on a crushed red velvet divan says," Mama's mussy is tired, make me a drink, would ya hon?"

• I have been fucked a number of times. Have yet to get pleasure from it. I give it up when I have to give it up. I have never enjoyed sticking anything up my ass. I would be happy to examine your prostate, which I am very competent to do.

• Hey R1 -- "Vaguyna! Vaguyna! Vaguyna!"

• I haven't really enjoyed receptive anal with guys, but I occasionally like a not too big dildo up there when I jerk off. Most guys are awful at topping.

• The HOLE does not bring pleasure, OP, it's numb.

• I love that OP's ridiculous vernacular has distracted everyone from the fact that he clearly doesn't understand Freud the slightest bit. Pleasure from the anus is directly linked to defecation per Freud. He most certainly didn't mean that anyone was born with the idea that they could get pleasure from anal sex. It becomes a site of pleasure from the beginning because it relieves the discomfort of a full bowel. I used to think people should read more, but DL makes me reconsider that.

• I coined the term "puss-he" on this board a couple of years ago, so be sure to include the trademark symbol at each mention. Thank you!

  Puss-he(TM)

• Who can forget the first time "shit-pussy" appeared on DL?

• Any euphemism is better than "mussy". Totally skeeves me out. The only one that's worse is "mama's mussy". Total boner-killer.

• And all the others *aren't* boner-killers?!

• I'm with r12 -the term is shit pussy. Or if you're in polite company, back pussy.

• Mussy, vaguyna, puss-he, etc., are hysterical. Anyway, I probably began enjoying it when I was around 12 or 13. I had a stomach ailment for which I was prescribed Phenergan suppositories. The rest is history...

• R15, that's so gross. Nothing is a bigger buzzkill than some dude telling me to fuck his "shitter." Or as one guy actually said, "Pound my pooper." Unless you're a scat queen and the idea of giant turds gets you off during sex.....

• For R17:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dgs-jpA97Wyw

• People like R17 have no sense of humor when it comes to sex and are incredibly tedious. I like someone who can be funny during sex.

• For me it was when I was little and had my temp taken rectally and the occasional enema. I remembered the stimulation I got when those two things were inserted when I hit puberty. Then look out! Pencils, fingers and anything else I could think of went in me. The first time another guy touched me I redirected his hand to my butt and felt someone else's finger going in. I was in heaven.

• [quote]Any euphemism is better than "mussy". Totally skeeves me out. I agree. I figure the person using that word is a fugly 350 lb. drag queen and I don't want to be near it.

• r17, you sound uncomfortable with what an ass actually is.

• r21 is correct. You have to be pretty fucked up (and probably of that description) to not realize how terrible it sounds. I once had a hookup ask me to "fuck my boypussy." I told him, "if you have a pussy, you're not the kind of boy I want to fuck."

• Some guy told a story on here a few weeks back about getting fucked by another for the first time. He said that when he finished getting topped, the top said to him, "there, now you have a dick and a pussy." That oddly turned me on.

• "For me it was when I was little and had my temp taken rectally..." No, no, no #20- you don't become sexual until your 18th birthday! Anything else is pedophilia.

• I agree R24. Just calling it a pussy or a cunt can be hotter than making it the male version of said pussy or cunt. I mean, if you get into feminizing being a bottom, than just go for the actual term.

• True, r26. I'm butch on the streets, but a total femme bottom in the sheets. I like being treated as feminine by my top. I'm sure someone here will label me a self-loather, but it's what I desire in the bedroom.

• [quote].."if you get into feminizing being a bottom, than just go for the actual term." If you're anatomically male but want to be "feminized," then you're not a homosexual. You have a gender disorder.

• Oh, boys all this dirty talking is heating me up! You'll never guess what's twitching like a leper in a turnstile!

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• haven't found pleasure from having a cock mess with my mussy yet.

  anonymous

• r28, you can want to be treated feminine in the bedroom, but still feel like/want to be a man. I like being treated that way in the sheets, but I have no desire to dress like a woman or be seen as anything but a man outside of the bedroom. Being out and in the community for several years now, I've come to believe that sexual orientation and gender roles are are intertwined for many of us.

  r27

• Feel it coming It's knocking at the door You know it's no good running It's not against the law The point of no return And now you know the score And now you're learning What's knockin' at your back door

  Deep Purple, 1984

• R27, I don't think you're self-loathing, but sorry you don't sound all that butch to me.

• Men who grow up in countries that use bidets have a much different relationship with their ass. They are taught as kids to straddle the bidet and finger themselves with soap and warm water to get clean.

• sorry continued: And so they discover at a young age that ass play is pleasurable. It's not a no-go zone.

  R34

• WTF R34? I've never heard of such a thing.

• r27 is my kind of guy.

• Mine too...I'll fight R37 to get to R27. If a guy is too uptight to get into pussy talk, he's not the bottom for me.

• Honestly, getting fucked just feels like a big long poo on fast forward.

• I used to like stuff in there, but not so much anymore.

• I hate when posters say that the mussy is getting moist. It conjures up the image of loose stool oozing in his rectum. Also the whole "mamma" thing is gross too, as others have said it conjures up the image of an obese old drag queen. Not hot.

• sex is fun, holes are fun, I like sex and holes

• And you boys wonder why the women here think you have "vagina envy." In this thread, it couldn't be more obvious.

• My mussy is MOISTER than a Duncan Hines cake!!!

• I dated boyfriend six years, we have never done anal. Not our thing.

  Two%20Gay%20Men%20

• my hole, as I refer to it, I discovered over many session with a set of dildos

• R27/31, what exactly do you mean by being treated "feminine" during sex?

• being submissive means never having to say you're sorry

• That ugly, swampy gash between your legs that pumps out piles of shit and E. coli every day, sometimes multiple times a day?

• Picuture it, Sicily, 1932. A young girl with a butt like granite. A mortadella and a tube of anchovy paste.

• [quote] sometimes multiple times a day? not unless very very ill, thank you very much

• I only date bottom men who don't do #2.

• Good, I only date top men who never piss

• So, you get a little poopoo on your rubber-covered weenie. Big honk! It washes off. If a little gets on your balls, wash it off. Buncha sissy-marys! Hetero couples NEVER rinse the woman's hole out before the hubby/boyfriend plows her shitter. They slide it in and wash the shit off their ding-dongs later. At least we gays use rubbers (most of us anyway). Shit washes off. Quit being whiney cunts. Live it up and quit clutching your goddamn pearls, you bunch of Marys. I don't know why "they" hate us, but this is why I hate you pussies!

  Butch

• To R54, YOU GO GUY! I too am tired of the pearl clutching and hyperventilating over the whole anal pleasure topic. If someone doesn't like the mess, or the prep, then don't have anal sex. But STOP acting holier than thou at those of us who do enjoy anal sex.

• I am too, mainly because you KNOW that those who protest get fucked without letting on.

• I love discovering a hot dude's mussy with a nice shot of surprise anal! Yeah, baby! I don't care if the mother-fucker prepped or not. I slide in and IT'S ON! I don't care if he's filthy down there and the pumping slings his fucking shit all over the God-Damned walls. I tear that shit apart. I make that sumbitch see God! Then... I put on a new condom and do it all over again.

  Assmaster General

• R57 You sound like my kind of man. I love to get slammed. Surprise anal is the hottest. What's your phone number? LOL.

  MussyBoy

• I hope you spank his bottom while you ravage him, R57

• R58 I got no time to talk on the phone, buddy. I'm too busy fuckin'! R59 I beat that ass raw while I'm slam-banging that hole. I slap that ass silly. Howzat?

  R57

• R50 I was picturing 1932 Germany with a strapping young German twink with a mangina moister than a snack cake with bratwurst and some butter coming up the rear.......

• This thread is getting HOTTTTT

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• r43, you think?? gay men want to be women!!!

• I'd totally fuck r27's pussy. Some of you are some uptight prisspots.

• You people need to mind your P's & Q's. Remember, Xenu is watching at all times (and so am I).

  Tom Cruise, Hollywood U.S.A.

• Are you really watching, Tom @R65? I hope so. That's so fucking hot. You can jack your beanstalk while Xenu fingers her hot pussy and asshole, while I tear up some hot stud's beckoning shithole (while he screams so loud and passionately that people two blocks away call the cops because of the noise). After I'm done with that hot stud's shitter, I'll bend your little Hollyweird ass over the bed, lube it up and do the same to you, you little Scientologist mother-fucker. "Top Gun", my ass!

  R57

• Tom Cruise doesn't have a chance, and we know he likes it hard and rough, Mister. is it Mister Mint?

• LOL. I hate the term mussy. The poster above turned me on when he called it a shithole. I love when a guy is ramming me deep and hard and telling me he's ripping my shithole apart. That's just me though. LOL. I'm kind of a pig that way. My ex used to whisper that he was fucking my mangina. I lost my hard-on right there. That word was as much of a turn-off as mussy.

  Raging Power Bottom

• how about a boi-hole?

• How about "Dirty Back Road"?

  The B-52's

• What's wrong with just saying "fucking someone's ass". If anyone ever said to me "fuck my mussy" my cock would droop and it would be all over.

• exactly r71, but flamers think they are girls!!

• Just don't call it my "farthole". I had an Ex-Partner that killed the mood using that terminology. He was rimming me and all of a sudden said, "Damn, that farthole tastes so fucking good." I almost puked. My cock wilted and I was mentally out of the game for the duration of the activities. Farthole? How disgusting!

  I know, 'Mary, Clutching Pearls'

• R68 As long as your asshole stayed moist and he exploded his load into it, who cares about your hard on?! It was all about him topping you and cumming in your tight little bunghole,deary. I'd never thought I'd say this but some gay men must have vangina envy...who knew?

• I hate all those terms like "Manpussy", "Mussy", "Pussy", etc. It's an ass (an arse if you're in Europe). That's what I fuck, not a mussy! People worried about the mess: That's why we use condoms. The residue gets on the rubber and you just peel it off your big trouser snake and throw it in the trash. Wash your hands, and you're done! No fuss, no muss(y).

  Jake

• Yea, but what about the smell? I cannot enjoy myself when the room smells like burnt ass.

• R76 Wear a clothes-pin on your nose. Just kidding, the smell is pretty damn awful. I don't know how the straighties do it without the bitch douching her turdhole. At least we gays douche it out.

• I don't like mussy either. Yet I don't mind mancunt,puss-he or mangina all that much either. Shithole is even better....

• Oooooooooy, Momma's mussy is LEAKING like a RUSTY PIPE!

  Momma%2C%20dreaming%20of%20cagemeat

• R76 I hate the smell of shit, but something about the scent of plowing a guy's hole (undouched) is so fucking hot. I love that musky smell. It gets my cock hard just thinking about it. When I'm plowing that ass, the scent turns me into a raging madman. Of course, after I pull out and slip the rubber off, the smell grosses me out. But while I'm doin' my work back there, it's hotter than a motherfucker.

• I prefer just "hole" or "ass". HATE the cutesie names. I also HATE the word genitals. I cringe every time I hear it. Call it anything else... cock & balls, meat & potatoes, twig & berries... ANYTHING but genitals.

• EWW you fags are nasty!!!! It must be true that gay men consume fecal matter and enjoy it

• R82 Yeah, we spread it on our baked potatoes and chow down on it. Go screw yourself, asshole! I have never ingested feces in my life and never will. Anal sex is not even a part of my repertoire. What do you do in bed? We'd probably all be horrified by some of your answers (if you have the balls to tell the truth).

  4Q

• R82 I spread it on crusty bread and it tastes just like Nutella,just a wee bit grittier though.It tastes better than the clam juice that you are forced to endure during hetty oral sex. R81 You hate cutsie names BUT you use twig & berries as an example of calling genitals anything but that.Twig and berries is as cutsie as you can get.....

• R82 Heterosexual men fuck women up the ass all the time. Women's assholes are no cleaner than men's. Trust me, I know. Most of my friends are straight males and I endure their tales of conquest with amusement. At least most gay men douche out their asses first. Women do not. Men just fuck away and come out covered in shit. Don't pretend ass-fucking is just a gay thing. Far from it. Many gays do not even engage in anal sex.

  The Authority

• [quote]Heterosexual men fuck women up the ass all the time. No they don't. Nice try though. Straight men don't need to fuck a sewer when paradise is two inches away.

  Women%20with%20self%20respect

• Most guys I know love anal, straight or gay

• R86 Apparently there are a lot of women with limited self-respect. I dated seven women before coming out in my late 20s. Three of the women grabbed my penis during sex and guided me to their anuses. Many of my friends are straight men, they never have to go far to find a woman who digs it up the pooper. They are everywhere. It's a fact of life. If you are well-adjusted and have self-respect, then more power to you. Many women love it anally. Don't fool yourself, deary.

  John

• Women with self respect don't date gay men, R88.

• I AM A STRAIGHT FEMALE. I HAVE A SHIT-LOAD OF SELF RESPECT, "WOMAN WITH SELF-RESPECT." jUST BECAUSE I LIKE ANAL WITH MY HUSBAND DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. I AM ONE CONFIDENT BITCH. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SMELL THE ROSES. SECOND, YOUR REMARK AT R89 WAS JUST ASININE. WHY DOES A CUNT LIKE YOU COME TO DATALOUNGE TO INSULT ITS PRIMARY AUDIENCE? YOU NEED HELP! IF YOU ARE, INDEED, A FEMALE, I AM ASHAMED TO BE OF THE SAME GENDER AS YOU. GO BACK TO YOUR FREE-REPUBLIC AND LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE. I LOVE GAYS AND LESBIANS.

  SHERRY

• Nothing says confidence and self-assurance like all-caps.

• This information is simply warped and spun according to whatever dominant purpose a given thread is assigned. There have been threads about "Men Who Turn To Sex With Other Men Because Women Won't Give Them Anal", to which most agreed, and now it's being said on this thread that pretty much all women give up their asses, AND without prepping. DL=fun with contradictions!

• I heard anal is all the rage with teenage straights these days because they believe if they only take it up the ol' pooper that they're still virgins.

• Well it's not "sex,sex" to them. Like oral is not real sex. My question is why do they call it anal and oral sex then? I'm waiting for some Wildean quip but I'll probably get a response from a glory hole hunting and wildly perverse guttersnipe. Do all caps mean that someone is PMSing or raging?

• R94 RAGING. THAT IDIOT JUST MADE ME MAD.

• I'm discovering my mussy as we speak.

  T.om C.ruise

• Jeff Palmer already pulverized that shit over a decade ago, TC @ R96.

• Lawd have mercy, R57! *fanning self* You have my moist and messy mussy flaps twitching faster than a cat's whiskers!!! Come-n-get some of my sweet tasty drippings!

  MOMMA'S MUSSY

• R1, perhaps you have more issues with your asshole than you think, since "mussy" obviously is a joke. As for me, I was using a Ban roll-on container from the age of 11 on. No one had to tell me the ass had potential for pleasure.

• one hundred people on the DL think that the Mussy is a great thing!

• Mussy. It's a good thing.

  Martha%20

• Anal sex is the leading cause of STDS!!! And most straight men prefer fucking a pussy and of course ALL straight women do! The pussy has nerve endings that require a dick

• the asshole has even more!

  assholes%20have%20more%20nerve%20ending%20than%20your%20dick

• Usually, I find you guys tragic and ridiculous in equal measure, ESPECIALLY when you're talking about sex, which: ugh, the idea of having sex with even one of you makes me dizzy with nausea and distaste. Nonetheless, I found this thread irresistibly hilarious. In a fun way.

• r103, HIV pod face and a prolapsed rectum

• Editor, PLEASE!

  Daryl

• The poop shoot is not meant for penetration.

  HIV%20neg

• yes, it is

  HIV%20neg

• I wonder how ancient man discovered the pleasure of his prostate?

• I love all the homophobes and heteros on here dishing out their unwanted opinions. Their attitude seems to be: "Look, guys. It's fine that you're gay. Just don't act on it. Never, never, never have sex with another man. It's not natural. But, we love you." Well, you know what? Fuck you! I've been fucking men since 1976. I have never been promiscuous, had any type of STD, and I don't apologize for having had lots of sex with a few special guys. What we do is just as fucking natural as what you do. So, kiss my fucking ass!

  John

• Fuckin' A, R110. I think it's alot of fraus and lesbians that are fucking with us on this thread. Well, I have lesbian friends, and guess what? Alot of them rim their girlfriends. I don't rim. They are sooooo grossed out by our sex lives, but we do all the same things that hetero couples do. I agree, FUCK YOU HATERS!

• R96 Did T.C. allegedly hook up with that digusting Jeff Palmer? Ewwwww. I'm no Cruise fan, but Jeff Palmer is flat out grotesque. Even in his youth he was creepy and gross. I hope T.C. didn't stoop that far.

  Xenu's moist mussy

• I'm a straight woman. I am blessed with an abundance of self-respect. My fiance and I love anal sex. We have hot sex anyway, but anal is the hottest. We rim each other after a nice shower together and it doesn't get any hotter than that. So, whoever says only women with low self-image engage in anal are kooks. As for the people who said women don't rim, some of us do.

• I'm a BIG fan of John/r110

• All you anal queens: think about that time when you'll have prostate cancer needing to have your prostate surgically removed. Then you'll feel nothing and you won't ejaculate any more either.

  Anonymous

• why?

• [quote]My mussy is MOISTER than a Duncan Hines cake!!! W&W

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• R115 So, celibacy is our only real option as gay men, right? You're such a hypocrite. I guarantee that you do things sexually that would shock your friends and neighbors and here you are dishing out your disgust for gay men. Go eat a fucking yeast-infected, menstrual bleeding fucking pussy and get the fuck off of this gay man's forum.

• R115 - Okay let me get this "straight"! Gay men can't have oral sex because we'll get tongue and throat cancer from HPV (if we were straight, we would be safe because God doesn't punish straight people with STDs). Can't do anal because it's unnatural and we'll get cancer and lose our prostates, that is if the AIDS doesn't get us first (if we were straight, we would be safe because God doesn't punish straight people with STDs. Can't do frottage because we could still get herpes or HPV (if we were straight, we would be safe because God doesn't punish straight people with STDs. Can't masturbate because of impure thoughts will make us burn in hell, plus we'll go blind and grow hair on our palms. So, I guess celibacy it is. You sound just like all those straight assholes who say that "there's nothing wrong with you having gay feelings, hon. Just don't act on them." Go back to Westboro Baptist Church you Phelps-smelling asshole. What kind of sex do you approve of, Reverend Phelps?

• I really want to get fucked by R57.

• [quote]Did T.C. allegedly hook up with that digusting Jeff Palmer? Ewwwww. I'm no Cruise fan, but Jeff Palmer is flat out grotesque. Even in his youth he was creepy and gross. I hope T.C. didn't stoop that far. Not allegedly--he did. Late 90's, when Jeff was at the height of his porn & escorting career, TC would "discretely" hire him. Only problem was that Palmer wasn't discrete...he'd talk about it in front of others. And since Palmer only topped at that time, we can deduce that TC was on the receiving end of a mussy stomping.

• Newbies like R117 shouldn't have the option to vote for WW .

  How%20embarrassing

• I didn't know shithole was such a winner. I'll have to try that one.

• are all mussies moist? can some be as dry as the colorado rockies in summer? or as dry as betty white's 89 year old dusty driveway? enquiring minds want to know. do mussies ever boil over? btw, how do we abbreviate shitpussy? is it a SHUSSY? TIA.

  Webster's Dicktionary Pussypedia

• my mussy's so wet! (how wet is it??) my mussy's so wet, it leaves a slime trail longer than a giant slug in heat! (that's wet!)

  Match Game - Mussy Edition

• R120, get in line!

• Queers are so disgusting.

• R127 Yes, we are. And thank God for that!

• R127 Hey, I'm a straight guy. I've never been with a dude and never care to be, but gays are NOT disgusting. My brother is gay and two of my best friends are. Gays are just like anyone else. I do things in bed with my girlfriends that would probably make you shit your pants, but who cares? At the end of the day it's just sex. Life is short, live it up.

  TM

• [quote]Queers are so disgusting. That may be true if it wasn't for one minor detail which, surprisingly, no one has brought up yet. STRAIGHT GUYS put stuff up their butts too! I see it daily on cam4! Deriving pleasure from one's mussy isn't a gay thing--it's a MALE thing, as males have prostate glands up there. But you don't have to take my word for it...

  http://www.cam4.com/prostatepart

• R130 - Straight guys do NOT put things up their butts! That's an old gerbil's-tale.

  Richard Gere, Hollywood U.S.A.

• R131, How would you know?

• I have a good rule of thumb. Any time I am questioning myself as to what is an acceptable sexual practice, I ask myself, "What would Heath Ledger do? I mean, an force like him comes along only once in a century, so what would he do?" Then I act based on that.

  Heath Troll

• R133, LOL, I have a similar rule of thumb. I ask myself "What would Harry Styles and One Direction do?" Then I act accordingly. LOL.

  1D Troll

• That's hysterical R122. I thought the same thing, but didn't feel like calling him out on it. I was a newbie once, too, after all.

  DLer%20since%202002

• Gay men could care less about their health or the health and safety of other gay men

• [quote]a good rule of thumb A poor choice of words when discussing putting things up one's butt.

• R136 Fuck off, Shirley Phelps, you Westboro Baptist Church CUNT!!!! I very much care about my health and the health of others you homophobic shit-twat! I have NEVER had an STD in my life. I do not lick asses or eat shit like you people seem to think we all do. I don't worry about what you and Rev. Phelps do in bed, so you don't worry about me, you homophobic X-tian bigot.

  Pissed Off at Bigots

• I'll bet R136 is a Baptist Minister (with a wife and four kids) who trolls gay forums and gay porn sites for "research purposes." All the while beating off his needle-weenie with two fingers up his shit-hole.

  Satan

• R136 Go back to glenn beck's or R-sh L-mberger's site and leave us alone.

• I know I am a minority within a minority, and I am gayer than gay gayerson, but it dont do nothing for me, I will eat ass or be eaten, but that is about it. Its a damn shame, believe me, I am well aware of my oddness.

• I think it's hilarious how so many straights think we're all a bunch of fist-fucking, shit-eating, whip-cracking, child molesting perverts. It makes me sick.

• R142 You forgot bestiality. They think gays all "have no morals" and will have sex with anything, including animals. And, they think that we're on the prowl for anything with a heartbeat. Even some of the ugliest, grossest, dirtiest scumbags think we want them. If they only knew.

  Disgusted too

• Well R134, I look to inspiration from Gale Harold. Because he played a queer folk on TV.

  The%20Gale%20Harold%20troll

• I love a spot of bum-sex myself.

• A straight friend of mine even told me he had juice dripping down his cooley...what does it all mean? Is it an invitation to penetrate him anally?

• it means surprise anal

• wow I must have struck a nerve!!!

  r136

• I had intended to mess with my mussy tonight after reading this thread, but wouldn't you know it? I came down with a splashy case of diarrhea. My mussy is so raw and sore. Guess I'll have to wait until another night. I must pop down to the apothecary to get something for my tummy.

• R149? TOO MUCH FUCKING INFORMATION!!! Just, ew. Btw, I tricked with a straight guy a couple days ago, and he said he wants to fuck my SHMUSSY. Weird. What could he possibly have meant?

  do i really have a shmussy?

• Shit pussy.

• Interesting, I didn't know straight guys were into shmussy.

• straight guys love anal

• more stories of how we discovered pleasure through our holes!

• [quote]Even some of the ugliest, grossest, dirtiest scumbags think we want them. Maybe they've been reading datalounge and have seen what many consider hot here.

• [quote]I think it's hilarious how so many straights think we're all a bunch of fist-fucking, shit-eating, whip-cracking, child molesting perverts. It makes me sick. And maybe these folks have read the post at R57.

• Can't believe it's been 20 posts since r136, and not one person has pointed out that saying "could care less" means gay people do care.

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• Greetings, R156. This is R57. I feel the need to set you "straight", excuse my choice of words. I am not into kink. I do not "fist-fuck", "eat shit", "crack a whip", and I damn sure don't have a thing for the kiddies. No kinky shit here at all. I just like a good, hot, sweaty, safe fuck. There's nothing wrong or sick about that. Gay men are continually belittled for enjoying anal sex. Mother fuckers clutch their god-damn pearls and shriek, "Oh, dear! That's so disgusting!" Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the mother-fuckers fuck their god-damn wives and girlfriends up the god-damn ass. What the fuck is the difference? I don't apologize for giving a dude a hot shagging every chance I get. If you think sex is sick and disgusting, YOU are the one with the mother fucking problem. REPEAT FOR THOSE HARD OF HEARING: I DON'T FIST-FUCK, EAT SHIT, CRACK WHIP, OR DIDDLE KIDDIES. So, get that shit out of your head and go back to the nunnery and clutch your god-damn pearls like a good little girl.

  R57

• Oh, dear! Is our little ole thread offending straight people? GOOD!

• I am a straight woman and I think anal sex is the worst and sickest thing on earth. Anyone who indulges in it deserves whatever disease they get from it. Just because your gay don't mean you have to fuck a sewer hole. Oral is gross too. Celibacy IS an option you should look into.

• R160 "Just because YOUR gay DON'T mean you have to fuck a sewer hole." Wow! Just wow. Did somebody skip her English Class in H.S. to smoke cigarettes and engage in the booty sex in the parking lot?

  Disgusted by Bad Grammar from Fraus

• My God gays are sick - you people need to find the lord p.d.q. - its not to late

• R162 Go fuck yourself, long, hard & deep!

  Go fuck yourself, long, hard & deep

• Okay now I know these last few frau posts are trolls!

• Mama's mussy is burning like the Mississippi sun in July! (I had too much red pepper on my pizza at lunch)

• I love banging a hot mussy on a warm summer night. The dirtier the better. I'm not into scat but I like a little dirty on the condom when I pull out. It's just my kink I guess. Fan yourselves, you fainting pearl clutchers. I don't give a flying fuck if you're offended or not.

  Trey from San Diego

• I'm with you R166. Fuck the pearl clutchers with a concrete dildo right up their moist mussies!

• The butt should be seen and not heard (or licked, or kissed, or fucked, etc.).

• Back to your scrapbooking, r168. Go on now.

• If there is poop on the condom when I pull out, there is no second date.

• r170, you have anal sex on a first date? There are no words.

• R170 uses Grindr to find someone to meet for tea and scones.

• R170 I prefer that there is no poop on the condom when I pull out, but if there is, so be it. Shit happens. Sometimes, no matter how thoroughly the guy douches, some residue ends up on the rubber. Big deal. It happens to the best of them. Like someone said earlier, straight men fuck their wives/girlfriends up the ass with no prep at all. It's happening right now as I'm typing this, in many homes and motel rooms around the world. They squirt some KY on their dick and plow on in. I'm sure they pull out with residue from her last seven meals on their dinkies. Don't be such a Pussy-Mary. We use condoms, most of them do not.

  Tellin' it like it is

• R173 You sound like a man after my own hard.

• I wanna eat your mussy.

• This thread should be thrown down the garbage disposal.

• R20 I hope you didn't chew on your pencils or dial the phone with them. Ewwwww.

  Shitaphobic

• R177 LOL.

• I discovered the pleasures of my anus when I was a young teen. It started with my fingers then I used the greased handle of a hairbrush (perfectly cyndrical). Mmm, the times I had! I bought my first dildo set when I was 17 and I've been driving my dirty back road daily since. Total bottom here!

• R179 Your post made me laugh so hard I had tears running down my face. I'm picturing you lying on your bag, legs in the air and hammering away at your asshole with a fucking hairbrush handle. It makes a hilarious visual for some reason. Maybe it was all the drinks I've had over the last 7 hours, but you made me laugh. Thank you!

  Needed the Laugh

• Dear Lord in Heavensh!

  Slightly buzzed Concerned Sweam Team Mom

• OMG Mom--don't use that!!! ....hairbrush

• I discovered the wonders of having a pussy in July 1979 in San Francisco. I was 19 and got picked up by an older man, taken to a motel and fucked in the ass there. IT HURT. Afterwards thinking about it I felt empowered. An old queen taught me how to douche my anus out and how to relax the muscles so the fucker can get his dick in the bung hole. Mussy? Kind of cuntal.

• A "straight" guy on a gay board and on a thread about male on male anal sex no less. Yeah right. Time to come out, r129. You're fooling no one. Least of all your "girlfriends".

• I discovered my clitor-his the same time I discovered my mussy.

• My mussy looks like a cauliflower patch.

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• [quote] I used the greased handle of a hairbrush For me it was the hammer handle from my dad's toolbox - then later, the souvenir mini baseball bat from my brother's Mets memorabilia stash. Little did they know ...

• Well......What If your Mussy has hair growing...........

  From%20the%20Inside.....

• I have a shitoris that my bf loves to lick. Anyone else have one?

• He said shitoris!!!

• It's not a mussy or a puss-he. It's an ASSHOLE!!!! You're not women..mmmmmkkk?

• r191, there's nothing wrong with feminizing our body parts. It doesn't make us any less of a man.

• R[192] oh please...yes it does. If you are a man, you don't feminize yourself. You dont go around calling your buttholes mussies or tussie.

• OH FANK YOU! I discoverded my mussy!

• I am a massage therapist with a background in tantra. When I have performed anal massages on some of my clients (no penetration, just the stimulation of the nerve endings around the anus), even the gay clients are shocked by how intensely pleasurable it is. It's a relevation to the straight clients.

• I also find it very hard that a straight guy would be frequenting this board.

• this is how you start!

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• My dude-erus is diseased!

• I always used the term "mangina" to describe my sweet-spot.

  Cameron Kirk

• The Mangina Monologues. Anyone have any ideas?

• Heaven forbid any str8 people find this thread...it'll send us back 50 years!

• I just hope someone writes a play called "The Vaguyna Monolgues". It would be a great vehicle for Reichen

• R202 Too late! I just read it. You people are sickos and must be stopped!

  J. Travolta - Hollywood, USA

• I meant my comment for R201. I was just so flustered by what I had read.

  J. Travolta - Hollywood, USA

• I AM str8, R201, and I am appalled by this filth. I will pray for each and every one of you in my nightly Park revivals.

  Kirk Cameron