Who's going to see the new Abigail Breslin movie The Call?
Our dear Abby is finally headlining a movie all by herself (Not counting Nim's Island since that also starred Jodie Foster) and she's newly blonde! Who's got tickets for Friday? Get them soon before they sell out! It's going to be a huge hit!
Kudos to the "Twilight" author, whatever her name is. Vampires, Werewolves and "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". She managed to care a really successful career on other people's ideas.
Stephanie Meyers didn't write this.
I'll wait for the DVD.
No, you won't, R15. It's only good in theaters.
None of the trailers for this stinking piece of shit (40% rotten on Rotten Tomatoes!) even had Abs in them! Meanwhile, my royalties from the $830 MILLION WORLDWIDE-GROSSING final "Twilight" film keep rolling in by the day. Seriously, do you cunts realize I only had, like, five lines in that whole movie? We're talking Brando-in-"Superman" bucks, kiddos!
Wow, Abs isn't even 17 yet and is already a has-been starring with a bigger has-been, a "triumph" topped only by the downward career spiral of my sister Elle. Isn't this, like, the first Halle Berry movie since that one where she played a Bond girl that didn't go straight to DVD?
"The Call" was one of the scariest films I've ever seen. First of all, there was Halle Berry's fright wig. Secondly, Abigail Breslin really showed the depths to which a former child actor's career can sink. Third, Halle Berry's fright wig.
[quote]Secondly, Abigail Breslin really showed the depths to which a former child actor's career can sink.
This from some little twat with nothing but a movie actually called "Kick-Ass" (seriously, WTF?) and a few "30 Rock" cameos on her resume? I'm sorry, but as much as I detest that cunt Abs, I'll kick *your* entitled bony ass straight into next week. And no, the fact that you're starring in the new "Carrie" means ZILCH; as the producers of "Carrie: The Musical" can tell you, remakes of the classic inevitably BOMB.