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I Give You Kisses Cuz You're My Missus!

My partner keeps saying this to our new cat. He'll just say it over and over. He's masculine, 24, jock. But now that we have a kid he's been exhibiting a lot of flamboyance. He'll raise his arm and SNAP when she walks in the room and say "Girl, you so fuzzy!" Her name is "Marceline" but he calls her "Mama" and says things like "Mama! I love my monkey mama! Gimme dem kisses mama!" Oh yeah, he calls her monkey a lot. I actually heard him say something like " Who's a funky chunky monkey sunky dunky?" It's a major turn-off, but what can I realistically do about it??? I do like that he's so affectionate, I find that really cute, but I just can't help finding it a bit ...embarrassing. I wish I were somehow better than that, but I guess I'm not. I can't possibly ask him to stop. He loves that cat, and that would just be cruel. I don't really have many good options here, do I?

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