It seems like douche would be a more fitting merchandise deal.
Sorry Adam...never fucking heard of you before today.
he's a cutie
He's got that beard pattern than covers most of his neck.
And it expands with age -- down the neck to the chest, around the back of the neck, down the shoulders, and ending with a dorsal pelt.
Not a good look.
My my perfume, and my shitty music that all sounds the same. You can get them both at Walmart.
Adam Levine. I'm cool.
I just can't get out of my mind that he says at home he never wears clothes. He should have just called the scent Adam. Or Fig Leaf.
Hope it smells like his sweaty ass hair.
How's ol' Adam's dick these days?
You know, his skinny bent dick that sticks out and down and to the left when hard.
I was in love with someone who had just that dick, R15. Jewish, too.
I wonder how the rest of the members of Maroon 5 like Adam Levine these days?
Show some Levine Love y'all!
I get paid more the more y'all post!
Sings better than me!
I was too early for AutoTune, dammit!
Oh how I want to smell like Adam Levine!
[quote]I'll bray and bray and bray and you fools will lap it up, again and again and again.
Oh, really? I haven't the slightest idea who you are, but if you say so ...
He can bray all he wants in my bed. And I'll check out that sweaty ass hair for myself.
He looks like a Doonesbury character.
He didn't annoy me until local radio stations started playing his top six songs a few times an hour.
God, I remember face fucking him so deep his nose was buried in my musky, untrimmed bush.
Be nice! I think he is a very nice boy :)
It has been my experience that Jewish boys have big dicks.
They all don't, and they're overrepresented in almost all industries, particularly entertainment. A goy doesn't stand a chance. And Kim Carnes was twice the artist that this douche is, she wrote some great tunes and had a very expressive voice, watch the making of "We Are the World" she kills it.
The only perfume of his I'd be interested in would be the smell of his balls and pit sweat.
I like him and the persona he's built for himself as the Bono that doesn't take himself so damn seriously, but he is just a personality with a talent for songwriting and singing.
He's got practically no ass, which is a big turnoff.
I'd do anything to swing on that fucking hot Jewboy's cock and balls!
I think his small ass is just fine. I want to part his butt cheeks and see his dark butt hair surrounding his Nirvana. I know it is silky fine hair. Next, give me that nice Jewish boy's cut cock. And his pits are perfect. This is one primo man and I want so badly to make love to him. WOW.
He can bray all he wants in my home. I love this man.
Adam was on Leno tonight. Douched it up real good.
The only thing I want to lap up is his hot cum.
He is horrible. He sounds like a woman
I also want his hot cum, his hairy pits, and his hairy hole to make love to and send him moaning in pleasure. Man this guy is HOT.
Anyone else catch Adam on Leno last evening?
I think that guy has got a very big ... ego.
I don't like him.
I don't like him either and it drove me crazy that most people faulted Christina for all that Tony Luca drama and said nothing about Adam and the things he instigated to try to get a rise out of her. I want to punch him and delete his cell phone number.
I never realized how electronic his voice is until I listened to Daylight. His entire voice in that song is computerized. Also he sounds completely different from song to song.
I love and want him.
What Tony Duca drama?
Yikes R6. Celebrity perfumes can fuck right off. If I want a fragrance I'll go to the professionals - the big name designers, thanks! Will never get a celebrity one, ever.
At least Justin Timberhole just put his name behind an established quality brand for his fragrance. Victoria Beckham is now a designer brand believe it or not.
Still, you can't blame Adam for seizing the moment with the big Maroon 5 resurgence.
Who buys these perfumes? I would be embarrassed to display a celebrity scent in my house when people came over.
Has anyone smelled his cologne yet? I know it is very new and was launched at Macy's. I haven't made it over to Macy's yet to see what it smells like.
It smells like musk and yoga.
R15, How do you know this?
my fantasy celeb sandwich: Adam and Jake G, and me.
She Will Be Loved was autotune city R53. It was actually cited as an example of songs with prominent autotune. Listen to it and you can hear it.
Likewise watch them try to do "Makes Me Wonder" live, it's considerably lower. Finding this out was kinda disappointing as I thought at least he was a good singer in the sense of hitting high notes and having range.
I can't believe someone on here compared Maroon 5 to Hall & Oates in that they were a hit machine and write guilty pleasure catchy pop. Um no, what sacrilege!
M5 only had 2 big hits in the beginning, another with their second album then fell off till the Jagger comeback. H&O not only had a ton of hits in a short time span but were respected as genuine musicians as they started out as a rock act in the early 70s. And Daryl Hall has one of the best voices ever.
H&O are sort of looked upon as cheesy cause of their odd MTV image, but they're taken seriously otherwise and no one contests the quality of the music. M5 haven't a hope in hell of that, especially with the processed McDonalds music they're putting out now.
Adam Levine would be a good-looking dude if he didn't have such ugly tats.
Adam is the only reason I decided to watch The Voice when the show started. Dark hair and eyes, lean body, he's just so hot.
Just curious R66, how do you know that bit of information? I have yet to read anyone stating he has actually seen Adam's cock. I would give almost anything to see it up close and personal.
[quote]Adam Levine would be a good-looking dude if he didn't have such ugly tats.
And if he gained 20 pounds. He has the flattest ass I've ever seen.
He is a douche, but he supports his gay brother. Anyone who relies on Autotune should not have such a big ego. This goes for Cher too.
I would be embarrassed to display any scent in my house when people come over, R57. Do you live behind the perfume counter?
I would have no problem displaying Adam's scent in my home. I have my other colognes on my vanity, so why not. Most people are not in my bathroom since they use the guest bath. But if they do, I on't care if they try the colognes....
I love you, R70. I hate gays who live in a perfume factory.
You know he would be excellent at blow jobs and rimming with that tongue he likes to stick out and wiggle.
If it smells like cologne you betta leave it alone!
He brayed this week on the Voice when it showed him speaking to one of his male singers and said "It is because I am extremely comfortable in my heterosexuality that I can say you are a stud". For God's sake....he spends more time telling everyone how straight he is than a truly secure straight man usually feels the nee to state. The more he says this crap, the more I think people questin his true sexuality. Dating models/celebrities for short periods of time does not necessarily equal hunk a hunk of straight man. If it ever comes out he is gay or bi, he will have much to bray about!!! And this is from someone who finds him incredibly sexy.
[quote]Jewish cock is usually circumcised
Otherwise it isn't Jewish cock, goy boy.
He sounds like a middle aged woman braying through a computer.
I want his Jewish cock badly and his Jewish ass
Adam and Usher did a nice job performing "Superstition" tonight on The Voice.
he is very, very handsome. and a good lefty, very democratic.
Adam cannot sing for shit and really doesn't know much about good singing either. He often sends home the wrong people.
Hearing Adam try to sing while he's in rehearsal with his team members is just painful on the ears.
R4 no one is jealous of this fraud. He's not talented and not THAT good looking. He just has good people who got him the right gigs.
Seriously 82? What songs have you cut lately and what TV shows have you been doing?
R82 doesn't recognize that Adam Levine won the lottery known as life.
R83 with the classic weak reply. I'm not in the entertainment biz, hunty, so I'm not trying to make music or get on tv. My point is there are plenty of much better singers, much better looking guys and ones with just as much personality who should be more successful than Levine. He's a weak singer with slightly above average looks and a good agent.
just another jew puppet to enthrall the masses
R87 fuck bigot.
Levine is fucking annoying and talentless.