If Lindsay Lohan were bitten by a radioactive spider
would she use her superpowers for good or for evil?
I can't decide.
No, the spider would die immediately from all the toxins in Lindsay's bloodstream, and she'd just do another line of blow and move on, blissfully unaware that she could've been Spiderwoman.
Of course she'd become aware, R2!
Do you think she'd fail to notice she'd suddenly developed the power to shoplift and steal purses on the street?
Anyone hear the Fresh Air program yesterday about how scientists are trying to put drone spy cams inside insects?
No, but the spider would have a slutty alter ego which is fighting good and evil for the next drug fix.
the spider would gain super powers - it could drink like a fish, do drugs like a coke lord and never get arrested....it would have a great career as a super hero for 2 minutes...then never get work as a superhero again.
For good and evil
So, you're basically asking what would happen if Lindsay Lohan bit herself?
Oh please, OP, of course she'd go evil. She's filled with pus and venom as it is, superpowers would only increase the cray cray.
Let's hope spiders turn on and devour their parents.
Lindsay would look down and go "huh..wednesday already?"
The spider would develop a substance-abuse problem and Lindsey would develop super-powers and finally be able to dodge the police.She might also be pretty good in bed too.I'd still wash her vagina and her feet first though.
Evil. Imagine how many rings she could shoplift from Harry Winston if she wore one on each leg.
I think she would be a force for good (in her addled mind.)
She would swing through expensive stores and boutiques, snatching up bling, furs, expensive handbags and cocktails for the homeless.
I would hope that she'd use her powers to clean up her life and change the lives of others.
She could make a great comeback if she gets with the right management team and stays away from that crazy, drunk weirdo bitch of a mother that she has.
I hope the 90 days in rehab gets her on the right path.