Jaden Smith would be perfect for Pinocchio. I haven't seen such a wooden actor since Charlie McCarthy. Will Smith is going to make him a star if it kills him.
Amaze-Balls? Looks more Amaze-T'aint.
All this CGI crap they're foisting on us now. Who knew the future movie-going would be animation and not anything that actually exists? And what indicators are there that this isn't going to be another Shyamalan POS?
Oh hey there, OP/PR shill.
We're interested in Henry Cavill's amazing Superman balls. Will Smith and his hell-spawn? Not so much.
I think OP is jesting. Jaden Smith sucks ass and not in good way. Ugly, skinny little troll who can't seem to open his eyes.
I know he's still young, but I can't see that kid growing up to be nearly as handsome as his father.
Get lost, Jada.
When did Will Smith become Samuel L. Jackson?
[quote]When did Will Smith become Samuel L. Jackson?
When did DL become a breeding ground for shills?
Amaze-Balls. Jesus fucking Christ.
[quote]When did Will Smith become Samuel L. Jackson?
He's not becoming Samuel Jackson, he's becoming Jesse Jackson with the way his features are compressing towards his chin.
Is this a Scientology film? It looks interchangeable with Oblivion starring Tom Cruise.
Will Smith is mentoring Justin Bieber. Jada is lecturing Jennifer Lopez. They are spreading the word of LRH.
I snicker when people use the term "amaze balls."
The first time I saw amaze-balls, Perez used it on his site. I've suspected he might have coined the phrase so I just googled it, and yes he did. The annoying "amaze-balls" is a Perez Hilton creation.
Will seems very invested in making Jaden a star. I wonder how much is Scientology and how much is father/son ego? I guess at a certain point it's hard to tell the difference. The Controller's kids seem more reserved and shy. Jaden and Willow really want to be famous. Is Jaden even five feet tall? He seems tiny.
THis movie looks AWFUL!!!!
I can't stand Will "Mugging" Smith, and now he's trying to push his spawn on us.
The Will & Jada spawn are even more insufferable than their parents.
It wasn't Perez, R15. There's an article about the awful word's origins here:
OP is not only a shill, but is pretending to be a 14 year old using 'hip' terms such as 'Amaze-Balls' at 40 years of age.
"Amazeballs" is a word used by fat hipsters who want to seem all "cool" and "edgy."
DL, this is just another publicist getting free publicity for a movie. The film sucks.
It better be a hit, since MNS hasn't had one in a long, long time and he self-finances many of his movies.....Chapter 11? Did he ever come through with the promises he made to various charities when he was a huge success? Don't think so.....
That kid is so stuck-up on himself.
After Earth? Looks more like After Birth!
Odd that Will and Tammy have competing earth has been destroyed by Thetan films out around the same time. Will seems like he manages his kids more than he performs. Tammy is all about his business and puts himself number one.
Another CGI crap fest designed for kids. Jaden is elfin. I am not feeling him as a star.
Janice Dickensian would tell anyone within earshot that she coined the term "supermodel".
It's been around nearly as long as she has but she doesn't get credit for that one.
It's this M. Night Whatsisname? I read that somewhere, though I don't see it getting as much play as the Smith Family Robinson's involvement. (No, I have never seen any of the trailers all the way through.)
Oh, jesus, I just realized Whatsisname's name is in the thread title. Forget me at r38.
They are our Barrymores.
the first summer bomb.
the kid should just emancipate himself and then jump off a bridge. Talent free hack.
99 minutes of pure hell.
Who wants to see a grim, humorless Will Smith? The print ads and trailers show him looking so SERIOUS! Ugh. He has real charm and charisma, but they sure managed to misplace it when they planned on selling this turd. And that fucking tagline: "fear is a choice." Uh, no, it's not. People actually get paid for this shit?
And putting his kid in everything? A little nepotism doesn't bother me; that's the way of the world, but pushing your kid in everyone's face like this invites the hate.
And M. Night? How the mighty have fallen. I saw the trailer for this and didn't know he directed it. They didn't mention him once. Good. By all accounts he really let success go to his head. I don't usually go around wishing failure on others, but I'll make an exception this time.
The movie looks TERRIBLE, and Jaden Smith has zero appeal. The CGI is barely more convincing than his "romance" with one of those Kardashian skanks.
I eat shit.
"And that fucking tagline: "fear is a choice." Uh, no, it's not. People actually get paid for this shit?"
That line is very much in line with Scientology teachings - I wouldn't be surprised if the Smiths came up with it themselves.
#1 at the B.O.!
OMG, I just saw "After Earth" and it was truly spectacular. I am convinced that reviewers have an agenda against Mr. Smith. "After Earth" was not a perfect movie but it was very entertaining and deserves to be seen. Will gave a great performance and little Jaden was terrific. The effects are the best I have ever seen. Don't let these people sway you from seeing a great film. Think for yourself and you will be rewarded by seeing a spectacle you won't believe. I think I am going to gather up some friends and go see it again. This time in IMAX!
13% Rotten Tomatoes movies are NEVER good. At best it could be a "so bad it's good" thing, but there are no movies universally hated by critics that are geniunely good. There's no conspiracy here, it's just a very bad movie.
R48 trolldar shows you up for the shameless, dishonest PR shill you are. The technology beats you, every time. Let it go. The film, as we might say in the UK, mings. Totes unamazeballs, " bro".
A lot of these negative opinions seem to be coming from very enturbulated people. If I were auditing you, I would recommend Sec Checks.
Cute parody post, OP. I'm surprised so many are falling for it.