This is your daughter speaking...

Would it be possible if you could buy me two me a new summer dress? I know it's 1000 dollars but oh please daddy, please! I'll be extra good! (attached is my super cute face that I use to try cajole you into buying me super expensive stuff) . . . . . So what do you say?

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Sarah
• I don't have an Asian daughter.

• I don't have viable sperm.

• bump

• Get the dental floss and blindfold her.

• Here is eight yards of fabric. If you want a summer dress, make it yourself.

• Speaking? I think you typing. Get back to practicing violin or no dim sum for you!

  You%20Bah%20Bah

• You're all jealie cause she can get dick for days, and you all haven't had any in years.

  The%20truth.

• jealous fags

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• I obviously have the money for the dress because, based on your grammar, I clearly didn't spend the money on your education. The answer is still no however because you're not as cute as you think you are.

  Your%20overworked%20dad.