Why do we cover the ass with clothing?

The genitals I understand the need to cover but the ass? Really? Is there a practical purpose for it? It's like covering the nose. Gunk comes out of the nose too. WHy don't we cover the nose instead of the ass?

• Too keep it warm. I don't live i n Palm Springs, Bunky.

• Suppose your ass is having diarrhea. Then suppose you come over and visit me. Next, suppose I have white (or beige, for that matter, or light blue) sofa, chairs and rug. Where do you think you're going to sit if you don't cover your ass with clothing?

  Red%20Forman

• Have you ever seen an 87-year-old ass?

• R2, heheh. But then we would've long ago innovated seating with donut cushions and drip pans.

• We cover most of our bodies with clothing. next!

• It would make anal rape too tempting.

• I need mine covered up.

• We don't cover our noses instead of our asses because faces identify people better than asses.

• I have a great ass, but would you really like to be walking behind it???

  Cheryl

• Pay a visit to walmart, then comeback and ask that question....

• You don't breathe through your ass moron.

• Not to mention that covering the genitals without covering the ass is kind of difficult. Of course there is the thong which leaves the buttocks covered, but it isn't the most comfortable, or hygienic garment, provides a great deal of unwanted friction on the anus, and is best suited, for anything, to the beach, where, in fact, some people do wear one. But other than a thong there isn't much that actually covers the pudenda while exposing any part of the ass. With the exception of the jock strap for men. But OP we generally keep our legs covered as well as our asses. For one thing, we generally cover the great part of our bodies and we are warmer having them covered. Unless you are suggested we wear pants which leaves the ass exposed like a pair of assless chaps, exactly what is your suggestion? (Why the fuck am I even bothering to answer such an obvious question?)

• [quote]Not to mention that covering the genitals without covering the ass is kind of difficult. ahem .. .

  loincloths

• Hi Umpy (aka OP)!

• You don't sit on your genitals, unless you're really really lucky.

• Can you imagine the skid marks on the seats of public transportation?

• Unless you are in a very casual situation or Bermuda, or just walking around during the day in the U.S., season permitting, or some resort, season permitting, most people don't even go around wearing shorts or short skirts, let alone loin cloths, tongs, or jocks.

• [quote]Pay a visit to walmart, then comeback and ask that question.... Almost too awful to contemplate