Do you ever Poupon your food?

It requires an exotic taste, I've been told. Some people do it every meal, others prefer mayo. What about you?

• Sir, May I have some Poupon?

• Scat Troll Alert! Who would ever poop on their food you freak!

• They need to get another slogan. This new one isn't working.

• All the time. Take a knife and smear it all over my hotdog.

• I prefer hot N sweet mustard myself.

• If they're gonna sell it in an English speaking country, why would they use that name? Might as well call it Doodoo Sauce