Huffington Post reports about a man who got a dildo stuck up his butt.

Which one of you DataLounge bitches is the guilty one? Spill it! You will go down in DataLounge lore.

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• How do they get the xrays? The hospital can't release your xrays can they?

• Everything and anything has been lodged up an ass according to Another Urban Myth: Hospital Edition.

• It happens all the time. One of the most common is people shoving bottles up their butts and then creating a vacuum. Back when Coke came in glass bottles, lots of ER docs learned how to break the bottom out of the bottle (to release the vacuum) without cutting the person.

• The Huffington Post will never really be taken seriously because of articles like this. It's the Anderson Cooper of the Internet.

• The live tweeting is a nice twist.

• I don't think HP wishes to be taken seriously, just taken. They want as much traffic as their servers can accommodate. I wonder if the Daily Mail is seen as a competitor. What other outlet serves up fare like this on a regular basis?

• Flared base! For goodness' sake, only use ones with a FLARED base!

• I have seen patients with a variety of objects stuck up their ass: softballs, potatoes, light bulbs (!), cucumbers, pepper mills, mustard jars (the lage French's mustard jar..), vibrators, etc.,etc.,etc.

  anonymous

• Hee-hee, the OP said "go down".

• r8, your post is useless without pictures.

• When I was straight out of nursing school, I got a patient who'd had a dildo surgically removed from his colon. He had a huge incision in his abdomen, and was in horrible pain. Always use a good butt plug instead of household objects, and use one with a base!

  RN

• best friend is an ER RN and probably wouldn't raise an eyebrow at this at all.