The papal tailor is standing by with multiple outfits for the big reveal
From today's NY Times. The story is linked below, but here is the outstanding paragraph:
Accordingly, Gammarelli will have two sets at the ready in each of three sizes and, since it is still winter, a red velvet cape with a white fur border.
It is a known fact that a lady DO swing an incense burner on the catwalk!
Does it matter which way you dress when you wear a dress?
Has Prada come up with a line of papal capes?
I thought papal frocks were one-size-fits-all.
R8, stop thinking in caftan terms. Expand your mind.
Your former Holiness, every proper wardrobe includes a pair of nice jeans that can be matched with smart boots for casual wear or Pradas for formal wear. Also remember that your robes need to be tailored to show off your naturally thin waist. We got your message, have quit our show, and are moving to Italy to assist you in your choices.
I don't see one in Chris Christie's size, so I guess we can rule out his selection.
I can just see some queen sewing up a hem as the new pope is putting on a white dress.
I'm amused by the thread title.
#2, those look like something Jane Powell would wear in, "Alpine Holiday".