And why is he thje standard for how gay a person is?
He threw the first brick at Stonewall, in a taffeta gown and high heels, giving a cop a concussion and without breaking a nail.
oh. thank you r1. He sounds fabulous.
Gay Gayerson was the first one on line at the Frank E. Campbell Funeral Home to view Judy Garland. The line began forming around 3 a.m. and Gayerson got there first.
Campbell’s funerals have included John Lennon’s (where a decoy hearse was used to fool the press) as well as send-offs for William Randolph Hearst, Joan Crawford, Heath Ledger, the Notorious B.I.G., mobster Frank Costello, Ed Sullivan, Marvin Hamlisch, and artist LeRoy Neiman.
Gay Gayerson is also the first gay person to go to an IKEA on Super Bowl Sunday, on January 26, 1986, in Plymouth Meeting, PA, wearing an Ungaro spring frock.
According to Urban Dictionary, the name was used on an episode of Roseanne to indicate the gayest possible person. Of course, that begs the question, does his surname mean he is a "gayer son" than others of his parents', or were one or both of his parents "gayer" than he--and, if so, what made them decide to copulate in the first place?
Gay Gayerson goes by simply "Anonymous" here on the Datalounge
Gay Gayerson was the wardrobe person in charge of Liza Minnelli's shoes for her Liza With A "Z" TV special. They became lifelong friends until Gay's death when run over by a stolen taxicab in front of Trump Tower on 9/11. With all the happenings at the World Trade Center, Liza didn't realize Gay had departed this world until she didn't get a Christmas card from Gay for the next three years.
First to queue, R3.
You must be a real blast at parties, R8. You limey bastard.
No one says "queue" in America unless they're talking about Netflix. And in New York you stand on line, not in line.
R9, are you the anti-"maths" troll?
In the scene where Dolly is getting on the train, Gay Gayerson is wearing the puce feathers and furbelows on a lime green outfit - the third person to get on the train behind Barbra.
Anderson Cooper's first boyfriend in prep school.
Gay Gayerson was the gayest little boy in all the world. But he wanted to go into show business in the 70's, when "ethnic" was in. So his agent suggested he change his name, and soon success was his.
Today, that little boy is all grown up and goes by the name "John Travolta."
Gay Gayerson organized the first gay boycott of Coors beer.
I am Gay Gayerson !!
[quote] And in New York you stand on line, not in line.
New Yorkers are so special! Yet another challenge they have to survive in the big city!
Gay Gayerson bought Liberace his first candleabra.
You do realize, R8, that the Frank Campbell Funeral Home is at 81st and Madison.
Gay Gayerson convinced Joshua Speed to come out of the closet and date a young lawyer in Springfield, Illinois, Abe Lincoln.
Lord Gay Gayerson casually suggested Queen Elizabeth I refer to herself as a 'Virgin - touched for the very first time. She ran with it.
For her 50th birthday, Lord Gay presented Betty with two Moorish dwarves to keep under her skirts. They kept her cooter busy during meetings of state. Every time she uttered "Kill the Mary worshippers" the dwarfs hit her joy button.
Gay Gayerson was the inspiration for Emory in "The Boys in the Band," but the producers talked Crowley into toning down the character. Cliff Gorman, while fine in the role, is a pale imitation.
That's his casserole the lasagne is served in, though.
Gay Gayerson made sure there were no stray threads on the AIDS Quilt.
R3, I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as "Joker".
Gay Gayerson is a part time florist. The back of his shop has a glory hole.
One may access the secret glory hole by saying the secret phrase:
"May I please see your selection of pink roses?"
Gay Gayerson was the brave man who climbed to the top of Mt. Vilanch and lived to tell about it.
Gay Gayerson (multi-tasker) was for one heady season in charge of Liberace's picnic basket, but as we know, Lee's staff turnover was always brisk.
Some of these are really good. Kudos.
I've heard him mentioned on "King of Queens"
Perhaps he is the King of Queens. Or the Queen of Kings.
Gay Gayerson was a prolific inventor who gave us taffeta, lip gloss, and wigs.
Wasn't he Johnny Weir's stylist?
When the Redcoats were approaching Washington DC 200 years ago, Gay Gayerson carried a portrait of George Washington out of the White House and put it into Dolly Madison's carriage as she prepared to flee our nation's capital.
Gay Gayerson was the original manager of Marky Mark.
Gay Gayerson gave Bob Fosse his first pair of gloves.
I always just figured it was all just about the fact that, in all honesty, his name is Gay.
Biggest homo west of the Rio Grand.
Gay Gayerson loaned Ben Maisani the money to buy his first gay bar in New York.
Gay Gayerson knew more Hollywood gossip than Roddy McDowall and Kenneth Anger combined, shared some stories in the early days of DataLounge, but took most of what he had to the grave.
Gay Gayerson used to date Anne Heche's father.
Isn't it Gay Gayerson that Hugh Jackman emulates when he wants to appear straighter?
Gay Gayerson is in charge of checking IDs at Bryan Singer's pool parties to be sure that nobody over 22 gets in.
Gay Gayerson convinced Henry Cavill to start working out at a gym in order to get better work as a model.
Gay Gayerson got John Travolta a free membership pass at Continental Baths when he was on "Welcome Back Kotter." That was just the start of many tales.
R47, Gay should have STFU. Henry was hot before he bulked up like the Michelin Man.
Gay Gayerson was a roadie for Bette Midler's backup band in the early years.
[quote]Gay Gayerson got John Travolta a free membership pass at Continental Baths when he was on "Welcome Back Kotter." That was just the start of many tales.
Why didn't he get one for me, too?
Gay Gayerson was part of Clay Shaw's circle in New Orleans during the early 1960s.
After JFK's assassination, certain things he'd overheard during louche all-night parties at Shaw's took on a whole new meaning.
Gay Gayerson also hung out with Tennessee Williams. Knowing Tennessee knew Gore Vidal well, Gay tried hard yet discreetly to tell the playwright all he'd heard, hoping that some vital inside information would get passed on to Vidal.
Problem was that when in New Orleans, or anywhere, all Tennessee wanted to do was drink highballs, pop pills, and cruise the streets when the straights went home. "Gay", he'd say, smiling, "You are just adorable with all your fantastical tales! But you know, baby, I really don't do politics." Then he'd glaze over, look around the bar, and order more drinks.
After two sudden mysterious deaths involving outer members of Shaw's circle, Gay knew it was time to leave New Orleans for good. He escaped East, never to return, and his secrets died with him.
Gay Gayerson educated Joan Crawford on why you shouldn't use wire hangers:
A. They'll ruin the shape of your clothes.
B. He almost gouged out his eye after he bumped into one during the very brief period when he was in the closet.
R53 B is excellent. WW.
34 years ago, Gay Gayerson told Joan Rivers that she should consider getting a facelift.
R55 That sounds more like something my friend Julie would have done.
Gay Gayerson was the first person to call Julie a cunt to her face. Incidentally, his second cousin once removed, Straight Straightman, was the first person to call Julie a cunt to her cunt.
Gay Gayerson also bought Cheryl a box of Summer's Eve for her birthday. She regifted it and they haven't spoken since.
In the end, aren't we all Gay Gayerson?
[quote]In the end, aren't we all Gay Gayerson?
I've been happily married three times, to women, so your question is irrelevant.
Gay Gayerson convinced Clara Barton to found the American Red Cross.
"I" AM Gay Gayerson. Once, due to "leakage" after a fierce fucking on a September Saturday night, I shoved a maxi-pad down the seat of my pants, because I was NOT going to miss the final Sunday Tea Dance that I could wear my white Capri Pants before Labor Day!
At midnight, I stripped down to my rainbow colored boy-panties, naturally.
Gay Gayerson was the original "Confederate in the Attic". "Coming out of the attic" was a popular euphemism of the day. "Coming out of the closet" did not become popular until the 20th century, but I digress. Confederate soldier Gay realized the union uniforms brought out the blue in his eyes, so he switched sides mid-battle and the rest is history.
[quote]Gay Gayerson convinced Joshua Speed to come out of the closet and date a young lawyer in Springfield, Illinois, Abe Lincoln.
p.s.--when are you kicking the bucket? Wasn't it supposed to be any day now?
Gay Gayerson was Ann Miller's understudy in the Broadway production of Sugar Babies. It was there that he met the love of his life and almost became the ninth Mrs. Mickey Rooney but alas, the magic faded.