I may become a mormon

A group of Mormon missionaries are renting an apartment near a relative I'm visiting. It is in Florida. They are all blonde and cute and spend their days frolicking in the sun. I'm gonna be a Mormon and BELIEVE!

• OP, let me know how it goes.

  Anonymous%20

• You must of course avoid all sex outside marriage so you will never have sex again. However, the underwear is really quite stylish.

• They all have crabs

• They may frolick but they don't fuck. AND they are most CERTAINLY NOT GAY!!!! NOT EVER!!!1 As a matter of fact they are spending all their money to stop the spread of the gay gene. That is why they are keeping all those genealogical records.

• We'd love to have you join us, OP.

  Jodi%20Arias%2C%20champ%20at%20blood%20atonement

• good luck with that op (eye roll).

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• Even if they were gay, which they most certainly aren't, they wouldn't want your aged, sagging, wrinkled up, AIDS infected ass.

• OK Jodi Arias