Recently, I have been invited to a "White Trash" party. I have a few ideas of how to dress and what food to bring, but I would like to hear some ideas. After all the discussions of potluck dinners and fraus at the trough, I think your ideas may be very helpful.
If you want to fit in with true trash, you'll need to find a tight thin flimsy shirt. Frost your hair if possible. Definitely pull it back from your forehead and spike it up. You'll need jewellery too.
Bring "pigs in a blanket" (hormel cocktail wienies wrapped in crescent dough and baked toasty brown). That sentence alone has cock, tail and pigs so all your work is done. And I agree with R2, but use the frost and tips cap to pull your hair through.
R30 "Vodka & koolaid" That sounds delicious. I usually just have vodka and Tang
Went to a really fun White Trash Party. Men dressed in wife beaters, their bare, fat stomachs showing, and with 6 dolls in dirty diapers attached to their waist. Food was inedible IMHO.
Canned baked beans, deep fried Twinkies, deep friend Oreos, Jello with Cool Whip&fruit cocktail.
Koolaid is a black thang.
Dress as Snooki or Tonya Harding.
Trailer Park Sunrise - One part Tequila or Vodka Two Parts Sunny Delight and a Splash of Robitussin cough syrup
Well most of this sounds a whole lot better than a Tea Party Party, thats for sure. Give me white trash over mostly white sanctimonious, elitist, hateful conspiracy theorists any ol day.
If female, say fuck every 2 seconds and/or threaten to kick someone's ass.
Guns and tea bags.
Make sure there are some random crotch fruits waddling around in dirty soiled diapers crying for their mommies who are too bust with Earl and Wayne to give them any mind. Bonus points if the kid's mouth is smeared with Cheeto residue.
3lb block of cream cheese w/cocktail sauce on top and a can of drained baby shrimp sprinkled on top. Serve with saltines of course!
sorry forgot to mention faygo or cheerwine to drink.
Drink Budweiser out of the can instead of in a glass. Matter of fact, don't ever drink beer out of a glass. Glasses are for the vodka and ginger ale for the girls. You'll know because all the glasses will have lipstick stains around the rim.
Also r41, said females often wear tight shorts showing huge, behemoth buttocks and yammer about their kids alot, then turn around, get the "lickin' stick" and haul ass after them at the slightest hint of misconduct. If they go to church they are the ones who often haul the kids off to the church basement to tan their asses if they misbehave. Ernie Mickler's book "White Trash Cooking" might be helpful in the food department.
Sounds like you and your friends are a white trash party wherever you go.
I held a white trash baby shower for my hag. We made Jell-O shots, jungle juice, cake was a confection of all sorts of little Debbie snack cakes, fried food galore, Jerry springer un censored played on the tv, "mud" Chocolate pudding wrestling in the back yard, played baby games of melted candy bars in diapers passed around to guess which bar was the shit in the diaper, everyone dressed up. It was a HIT. One of the best parties I have ever thrown. She had a wonderful time!
Oh! Decorations consisted of crushed beer cans strewn about, wadded up news paper, pizza boxes, a laundry line running thru the living room with little onsies hanging from clothes pins. Guests were given fabric markers, puff paint, etc. to decorate one onsies.
Men and women came, it got pretty wild. Mother left at 10pm, I believe the last guest left at 4 am!
If any faggots come make sure you tell the homos to go home.
Well...maybe not. In fact, it would be fun to fuck a homo up his ass. Make him "squeal like pig." Everyone laughing while the homo gets his butt split open. Hahaha!
R58 Wouldn't the ladies need a sissyboy to tease their hair? I don't think Loreena know how to do that correctly.
Loreena and her twin sister Coreena--they even wrote a song about Coreena.
Jello cake and any recipe that starts with "a can of Cream of Mushroom soup."
This is really good.
Brown one lb. Jimmy Dean sausage (tube).
Stir in one 8 oz. cream cheese.
Add one can Rotel original (mild or hot) tomatoes w/jalepinos
Serve with tostinos scoops,or Fritos scoops.
I'd eat that!
Make queso! Velveeta and Rotel salsa!
Wear skin tight acid wash jeans tucked into snakeskin cowboy boots, a NASCAR or World Wrestling T-Shirt with the sleeves cut-off and a leather motorcycle jacket (preferably with fringe on the sleeves).
Use Jon Bon Jovi's videos for his Slippery When Wet album as inspiration.
Cocktail weenies in bbq sauce.
Y'all are making me hungry.
If you want to bring some fancy finger sandwiches, bologna and American cheese with Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread, cut in quarters. It is ok to leave them out in the sun all day.
Mountain Dew and Southern Comfort in a red solo cup
[quote]Koolaid is a black thang.
It is enjoyed by working-class people of all races in the rural South, I assure you. Except by Mexican migrants, who enjoy licuados made with actual fruit and juice.