The Best Compliments are Unintended

When I was in college my super butch roommate hated the gays. And I was like, well suppose I got a sex change. And he sneered at me, They'd have to do an awfully good job. I was thrilled. Nobody had ever told me I looked too manly before. And he so thought he'd put me down.

• You need to get to a meeting.

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• for a fat girl she doesn't sweat much