WARNING: Couscous Can KILL You!!!

A 24-year-old woman in Fresno, CA has been killed by Couscous. Total recall. I never liked the stuff.

• Couscous with raisins is disgusting!

• Was her main symptom "pus-pus?"

• It was probably made with cement mix and hardened in her stomach

• I actually really like it, with butter and vegetables. Can someone just tell me how she dies, I don't have time to click the link.

• Broken neck, R4.

• Or maybe it was Salmonella.

• There is no link; OP beeza idiot.

• Link?

• That girl was an asshole. You don't go into a lion den by yourself. She got herself and the lion killed. Jerk.

• “She was disappointed because she said they wouldn’t let her into the cages with the lion and tiger there,” Paul Hanson, a Seattle-area attorney, said about Cat Haven, the site of the deadly mauling on Wednesday.   For reasons still being investigated, Dianna Hanson entered the enclosure of a male African lion named Cous Cous on a day that Cat Haven, 45 miles east of Fresno, was closed to the public. --- Idiot.

• Her last txt: Stop calling me! I'm in a lion's cage and I can't waste time with ur bullshit!

• Wait a minute...the asshole gets herself killed and they have to kill the lion, too? WHY?!?

• Maybe she got eaten because she was paying attention to her phone texting instead of Couscous.

• She died instantly from a broken neck but then the lion played with her body and tossed it around for 30 minutes. That was how long it took the police to come and shoot it.

• If she was already dead, why did they kill the lion? Why not just tranq it?

• Th lion was named Coouscous? I'd cut a btich too if I got that name.

• In Morocco, you eat Couscous. In America, Couscous eat YOU!

• I hear she was a pussy hound.

• The owner of Cat Haven is an asshole. He was on the news sobbing, saying that he lost TWO family members today. You know he was really just crying for his lion. And poor Dianna's family had to watch him put her death and the lion's death on equal footing.

• R19, why does that make him an asshole?

• Think about it, R20. If Adam Lanza's dad had gone on TV crying about losing his son, how do you think that would play out with the victims' families and the public?

• R21, I wouldn't see a problem with that. In fact, would most people. He lost a son. I'm sure the families could relate.

• The lion is totally innocent. Why should he "pay" because some stupid bitch wanted to get into his cage?

• Murderers are not innocent. There was intent to kill.

• [quote]You know he was really just crying for his lion. So you're saying he was....(get ready...drum roll)... A lyin'? (rim shot)

• Why all the hate for Couscous? Trader Joe's has a good one.

• [quote]And poor Dianna's family had to watch him put her death and the lion's death on equal footing. I realise that would have been upsetting for the girl's family, but personally I don't see why a human being's life is supposedly worth more than a lion's. Whatever human beings might like to think, we are no more worthy of life than other animals. And in the scheme of things, there are a lot more of us than there are lions. The earth could easily stand to lose a human being more easily than a lion.

• I'm sad about Cous Cous by someone left the gate open and he got out and snuck up behind her while she was talking on her cell phone. She never knew what hit her.

• It wasn't her fault. She didn't go into the cage. The lion got out and attacked her. Someone hadn't secured the door to his cage properly.

• R27 would rescue a stray cat from a burning building rather than a baby.

• Well it's a LION, you know a ferocious animal. It's too bad this girl died, but if I worked with animals whose very nature was being dangerous predators then I'd have to be okay with the possibility of losing my life to one of them. It's not the lion's fault he ended up in this sanctuary instead of his natural home in Africa.

• [quote] If Adam Lanza's dad had gone on TV crying about losing his son, Yeah, because a human who invaded an elementary school and shot 20 first graders, and a lion that acted on its natural instincts and killed one person who had invaded its den are exactly the same.

• How could you possibly work there and leave a door open to a lioncage. Didn't happen. On the news now they are saying they think the lion somehow was able to open it.

• [quote] I'm sad about Cous Cous by someone left the gate open and he got out and snuck up behind her while she was talking on her cell phone. She never knew what hit her. Bullshit. She's the one who opened the lions cage.She wasn't supposed to be there. She was an intern with 2 months experience. She shouldn't have been near the animal's enclosure by herself.

• Her Facebook page is full of pictures of her inside cages posing with lions, tigers, cheetahs and other big cats. So she does have experience with them.

• [quote]A lyin Oh dear.

• RIP Cous Cous

• [quote]On the news now they are saying they think the lion somehow was able to open it. That doesn't surprise me. My old cat could open doors in one house we lived in by putting her paw under them and jiggling the door until the latch released.

• They learn to open doors. That's what happened in Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

• [quote] Her Facebook page is full of pictures of her inside cages posing with lions, tigers, cheetahs and other big cats. So she does have experience with them. Who do you think took the pictures? She was not supposed to be anywhere near the enclosure by herself.

• Are you saying the lions took the pictures??

• The lion gets shot, but that Hollywood bear in movies kills multiple people and still makes movies? This Hollywood bias is bs.

• You are one sick Fuck r37

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• Tell me about it, R43.