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I have a weird question, Can your doctor tell if you're a bottom during a physical?

Serious replies only please.

by Anonymousreply 120December 28, 2019 12:05 AM

OP what difference would it make?

by Anonymousreply 1March 8, 2013 12:59 PM

Absolutely. If you are not on a medication whose side effects are loose rectum than the doctor will automatically assume that you are gay; I don't think he cares if you are a bottom or not.

by Anonymousreply 2March 8, 2013 1:01 PM

If sticks his finger in to check you prostate and you let out a little moan of pleasure, he knows you are a bottom.

If his finger quickly disappears in your hole up to his palm, he knows you are a bottom.

If you have douched, he knows you are a bottom.

If you ask when he is going to start the exam while he is desperately trying to get his finger out of your anal tractor beam, he knows your are a bottom.

If you whip out some poppers before he starts the prostate exam, he knows you are a bottom.

If he does a prostate exam and pulls out a Battlestar Galactica lunch box, he knows you are a bottom.

I could go on, but I think you get the picture.

by Anonymousreply 3March 8, 2013 1:08 PM

If scream out in ecstasy and ejaculate during a simple prostate exam, then yes he might figure out you're a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 4March 8, 2013 1:09 PM

Your doctor would have had to do an internship and residency in the Emergency Room at a hospital for a few years.

In that department they see EVERYTHING under the sun.

by Anonymousreply 5March 8, 2013 1:09 PM

Give the gerbil the day off, Mr. Gere.

by Anonymousreply 6March 8, 2013 1:15 PM

Mary!!

by Anonymousreply 7March 8, 2013 1:16 PM

When your prolapsed anus falls out and hits the floor, yes.

by Anonymousreply 8March 8, 2013 1:16 PM

More importantly, how can you tell if your doctor is a top?

by Anonymousreply 9March 8, 2013 1:43 PM

R9. If the doctor gets a hard on during any of my scenarios.

by Anonymousreply 10March 8, 2013 1:48 PM

What kind of medication causes a loose rectum?

by Anonymousreply 11March 8, 2013 1:50 PM

If you're from a small town and your doctor is a friend of the family and you don't want the entire town knowing your business. It is good to know these things.

by Anonymousreply 12March 8, 2013 10:56 PM

R11, oh my...

by Anonymousreply 13March 8, 2013 11:03 PM

Absolutely not! Just carry that article posted on DL announcing penises are getting smaller.

by Anonymousreply 14March 8, 2013 11:05 PM

That'd be fist of magnesia, R11.

by Anonymousreply 15March 8, 2013 11:07 PM

My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'

by Anonymousreply 16March 8, 2013 11:12 PM

I think that presenting your hole to the nurse taking your blood pressure before the doctor even comes into the examination room would be a tip-off.

by Anonymousreply 17March 8, 2013 11:16 PM

If you think of yourself as "a bottom," (note the article) then it would be more helpful to just tell your doctor that you're a moron.

by Anonymousreply 18March 8, 2013 11:19 PM

[quote] If scream out in ecstasy and ejaculate during a simple prostate exam, then yes he might figure out you're a bottom.

You may laugh, but I have a very handsome doctor and while I didn't scream in ecstacy, I did cum when he did my prostate exam. Thankfully he was not weird about it at all.

by Anonymousreply 19March 8, 2013 11:20 PM

WTF, R19. It only takes 30 seconds.

by Anonymousreply 20March 8, 2013 11:27 PM

Ejaculating hands-free simply because a good-looking doctor examined your prostate.

Damn. If there was a Bottom Hall of Fame, you'd be in it!

by Anonymousreply 21March 8, 2013 11:31 PM

OP getting ready for his physical exam

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by Anonymousreply 22March 8, 2013 11:47 PM

Not always, OP, but sometimes. Particularly if you are having anal sex regularly.

by Anonymousreply 23March 8, 2013 11:51 PM

You're only 14- why would he be doing a colonoscopy or cancer screenings or whatever?

Okay, I'll play: if he asks, tell him you're versatile.

by Anonymousreply 24March 8, 2013 11:54 PM

OP I'm not your doctor and even I can tell you're a bottom

by Anonymousreply 25March 8, 2013 11:56 PM

I knew better than to open your link, r22. But I did. I did.

by Anonymousreply 26March 9, 2013 12:05 AM

R26, it would be preferable for people to just post normal hole presentation photos from porn

by Anonymousreply 27March 9, 2013 12:10 AM

No, OP. Not unless something massive and jack-hammering has been at play.

by Anonymousreply 28March 9, 2013 12:23 AM

[quote] WTF, [R19]. It only takes 30 seconds.

I know. But I was so turned on by him. All it took was his fingertip near my prostate and I was cumming. It happened two years later when he did it again, too.

by Anonymousreply 29March 9, 2013 12:25 AM

Depends....

by Anonymousreply 30March 9, 2013 12:25 AM

You're a whore, R29

by Anonymousreply 31March 9, 2013 12:27 AM

My doctor is 6 foot 4, has biceps the size of Texas and looks a bit like a silver-haired Jon Hamm.

Yes, I'm cumming when he sticks his finger in me!

by Anonymousreply 32March 9, 2013 12:31 AM

R16, that's funny. What exactly was the doctor supposed to be "wary" of? The patient's asshole would suck him in and eat him?

by Anonymousreply 33March 9, 2013 10:20 AM

So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals??

What did doctor say? ?

by Anonymousreply 34March 9, 2013 10:51 AM

A doctor can tell immediately if one engages in passive anal sex. That is how even Medieval docs formerly prosecuted men for buggery.

by Anonymousreply 35March 9, 2013 11:22 AM

A long time ago I read somewhere that military recruiting docs examined the anus. That was when being gay screened you out of the military. It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.

by Anonymousreply 36March 9, 2013 12:33 PM

If you tell him to skip the KY and just spit on his glove before he sticks his finger in you, he'll know you're a bottom

by Anonymousreply 37March 9, 2013 12:37 PM

Holy crap, I love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 38March 9, 2013 12:42 PM

The last time this subject came up on DL, someone said that the doctor could tell if the patient was a bottom & how often he did it by just counting the rings.

by Anonymousreply 39March 9, 2013 12:57 PM

R29 is quite the whore. I wonder what his doctor thinks when his name comes up on the patient roster?

by Anonymousreply 40March 9, 2013 2:07 PM

[quote]My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'

The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Exploring Fingertip

by Anonymousreply 41March 9, 2013 2:11 PM

[quote] So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals?? What did doctor say? ?

I apologized the first time and said I was super sensitive. The second time, he said not to worry, that he understood it was a reflex for me.

Which was kind of cool because I was able to enjoy the second one more. LOL

by Anonymousreply 42March 9, 2013 2:29 PM

Did he charge you an extra $5, r42?

by Anonymousreply 43March 9, 2013 2:31 PM

[quote]It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.

Some assholes are smooth, some look like inverted cauliflower. I think that's what he meant. See link (NSFW).

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by Anonymousreply 44March 9, 2013 2:32 PM

Poor doctor. I hope you clean up after yourself, R29.

by Anonymousreply 45March 9, 2013 2:35 PM

R44, isn't it amazing how we all look alike in that position? I'm considering using it at my freeway exit ramp to see if I get bigger donations.

by Anonymousreply 46March 9, 2013 6:52 PM

when you called in to make your appointment and the receptionist heard your nasaly nelly voice, everyone knew you were a bottom

by Anonymousreply 47March 11, 2013 1:45 AM

R43: he whispered, "Don't be funny; it is I who owe YOU money.

by Anonymousreply 48March 11, 2013 2:16 AM

DL and the people on it, at least some of them continue to amaze me. No wonder people like Michele Bachnan and George W Bush get elected!

by Anonymousreply 49March 11, 2013 2:26 AM

I'm more worried about about if the doctor can tell if I masturbate by my penile dermatitis.

by Anonymousreply 50March 11, 2013 2:38 AM

You, OP? Of course.

by Anonymousreply 51March 11, 2013 2:43 AM

Did you really think that adding "serious replies only" would make a diff?

by Anonymousreply 52March 11, 2013 2:44 AM

The first giveaway was when you requested the examination table with the stirrups.

by Anonymousreply 53March 11, 2013 3:01 AM

One doctor said "that didn't hurt did it?" and me being the snarky queen responded "I've had bigger" without even thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 54March 11, 2013 3:06 AM

You silly queens, your doctors have see it all. They could care less about your orientation or what sexual position your prefer.

by Anonymousreply 55March 11, 2013 3:08 AM

Oh, puhleeze. Even *I* could tell.

by Anonymousreply 56March 12, 2013 12:03 AM

For the last time, you don't have to sit in the stirrups for this exam.

by Anonymousreply 57March 12, 2013 12:08 AM

OP is your name Emory and your's doctor's name Dr. Delbert Botts?

by Anonymousreply 58April 10, 2013 3:27 PM

Did we ever get closure on this thread?

by Anonymousreply 59February 23, 2014 10:51 PM

I went to a new doctor and he gave me a rectal exam, then afterwards gave me a "knowing" look. He totally knew that I was a bottom and his look said it all!!! I think I'm switching to a gay doctor.

by Anonymousreply 60October 17, 2015 8:33 PM

[quote]Did we ever get closure on this thread?

Other people have said it, but yes they can. If your ass is getting pounded on a regular basis it is noticeable to an experienced physician.

by Anonymousreply 61October 17, 2015 8:37 PM

Depends on how sexually active you are, OP and how voraciously sexually active you are. If you tend to have gut flora imbalance issues and a loose backside, he might figure it out but you shouldn't lose much slack back there unless you're a, how do you say, party boy and getting up in years. He's seen far, far worse. Gynecologists for women deal with some of the same issues (imbalances). Take a probiotic if you want to keep things balanced on your own.

by Anonymousreply 62October 17, 2015 8:52 PM

R29 I like you. I'll get my lab coat...

by Anonymousreply 63October 17, 2015 8:56 PM

I went in for an amoebic infection in college and the doc said, "You had quite a freshman initiation!" I had had no anal sex (unless I was drugged and raped). "And quite a bit of older scarring too." After which he clammed up, as he was a friend of my father's.

by Anonymousreply 64October 17, 2015 8:57 PM

Great, great thread,

by Anonymousreply 65October 17, 2015 9:06 PM

I'm a bottom and 30 and had to go to a urologist and he fingered me and he couldn't tell. It felt great though.

by Anonymousreply 66October 17, 2015 9:21 PM

Yes, if he uses a proctoscope or colonoscopy. He can see the scarring caused by getting butt-fucked in your rectum.

Also, if you have anal warts, it's a dead giveaway.

by Anonymousreply 67October 17, 2015 9:25 PM

Is that true? The a always, yes, but scarring?

by Anonymousreply 68October 17, 2015 9:30 PM

If you send a thank you note and flowers after your rectal exam....

You might be a bottom...

by Anonymousreply 69October 17, 2015 9:39 PM

Anyone know what I can take OTC for a bad cold?

by Anonymousreply 70October 17, 2015 9:40 PM

Anal warts? WTF?

by Anonymousreply 71October 17, 2015 9:51 PM

He might get suspicious if you look like this OP.

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by Anonymousreply 72October 17, 2015 9:55 PM

Oh god R72. Why?

by Anonymousreply 73October 17, 2015 10:02 PM

What is this scarring you guys are talking about? Please tell me. I'm 33 and have been getting fucked regularly for about 20 years now. Is there scarring? What kind of scarring? I have never once bled while getting fucked. I've never heard of scarring. Are you making that up?

by Anonymousreply 74October 17, 2015 10:12 PM

I'm 58 and have been bottoming regularly for about 45 years now and my proctologist or urologist have ever mentioned scarring to me. Just a homophobic myth.

by Anonymousreply 75October 17, 2015 10:13 PM

I once was getting a physical and when the doctor put his finger up my ass, the first thing he asked was if I was gay.

Even worse: I once got a colonoscopy and the radiologist´s report said the inside of my rectum was "enlarged".

by Anonymousreply 76October 17, 2015 10:19 PM

Explain why he asked you if you were gay?

by Anonymousreply 77October 17, 2015 10:23 PM

R75, they don't want to involve themselves by asking about your nasty sex life.

by Anonymousreply 78October 17, 2015 10:26 PM

Because, R73 that's why!

by Anonymousreply 79October 17, 2015 11:55 PM

Jokes aside, it is very,very important to get a rectum check to check on your prostate for prostate cancer. I once had a female doctor and she was thorough and very professional. She stressed a lot about taking care of my health and got on my case if I slacked on things I should have been doing. She checked my rectum once every three months or so.However, I had to switch to this male doctor who only checks on my rectum for prostate cancer maybe a couple of times out of the years I have seen him and he isn't as thorough as the female doctor I used to go to. I'm the one who has to request it which is ridiculous. He is a doctor for various sports people as well. BTW, the female doctor I used to go to said women have to really prove themselves as a doctor because there is still this male dominated ego thing that goes on ,but not like it was years before.

BTW, I am surprised how relaxed and sexual the various posters have stated they are with their doctors in this exam.Whenever I get my rectum checked I am nervous and a bit uptight. Sometimes it hurts when the doctor sticks his finger in my butt and my anus automatically lubricates a lot, why? I don't know? I guess I am a complete idiot for not knowing.

by Anonymousreply 80October 17, 2015 11:58 PM

You're lucky if bottoming never caused you slight bleeding and minor scars. That's not the case for most bottoms.

I've seen my damaged areas in colonoscopy images. Nothing major, but the trained, medical eye can detect the healed fissures from anal sex.

by Anonymousreply 81October 18, 2015 1:42 AM

[quote]More importantly, how can you tell if your doctor is a top?

INDEED< the question of the thread!

by Anonymousreply 82October 18, 2015 1:46 AM

R81, you can get fissures from being constipated. I had fissures that were so bad that I came very close to have major surgery. My hemorrhoids were very, very bad. However, I changed the way I eat and I take Bene Fiber which eliminated the problem. The doctor were pleased I no longer had fissures because he said the surgery is excruciatingly painful and there after the surgery its very painful.

by Anonymousreply 83October 18, 2015 1:51 AM

[quote] it is very,very important to get a rectum check to check on your prostate for prostate cancer.

oh boy, oh BOY!

by Anonymousreply 84October 18, 2015 1:54 AM

Bottoms 60 and older wear Depends.

by Anonymousreply 85October 18, 2015 1:58 AM

A bleached anus is a dead give away.

by Anonymousreply 86October 18, 2015 2:02 AM

The tunneled echo clap of your weakened sphincter may be a hint.

by Anonymousreply 87October 18, 2015 2:07 AM

this image appears on OP's file at the doctor's office

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by Anonymousreply 88October 19, 2015 5:11 PM

Now we are on the subject, actor Dick Powell was born without a sphincter. Apparently he had to take Ex-Lax just to function normally.

by Anonymousreply 89October 20, 2015 7:59 AM

I've had two patients cum while I gave a prostate exam. One was a straight athlete and the other was a gay guy that got around a lot. I was taken aback both times. Didn't feel hot to me, more like ew.

by Anonymousreply 90October 20, 2015 11:20 AM

R80, your lady doc got up in your ass every 3 months? I mean, really. That's sketchy.

by Anonymousreply 91October 20, 2015 11:29 AM

Physical fun

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by Anonymousreply 92October 20, 2015 12:30 PM

unhung hero

by Anonymousreply 93October 20, 2015 12:35 PM

R90 You're a doctor? I can imagine staying in a professional mindset while at work but what is so "ew" about cumming when the prostate is pressed? It's a pretty natural response and for many, a reflex.

by Anonymousreply 94October 20, 2015 2:28 PM

[quote]One doctor said "that didn't hurt did it?" and me being the snarky queen responded "I've had bigger" without even thinking about it.

LOL, that sounds like the kind of thing I would blurt out reflexively.

by Anonymousreply 95October 20, 2015 2:30 PM

[quote] I can imagine staying in a professional mindset while at work but what is so "ew" about cumming when the prostate is pressed?

Are you kidding me? Can you not understand having some random nasty stranger (who is probably in no way attractive, this isn't gay porn) randomly cumming in your examination while you are at work is not gross as hell?

by Anonymousreply 96October 20, 2015 2:56 PM

R94, are you being deliberately obtuse? If you're getting a prostate exam and you're young, it's typically to rule out chlamydia or gonorrhea causing prostatitis. I don't want that jizz anywhere near me.

by Anonymousreply 97October 20, 2015 3:02 PM

This thread would be perfect without the Goatse images.

by Anonymousreply 98October 20, 2015 3:06 PM

R96 One was a straight athlete and the other, a gay whore which means they are probably both desirable for their own reasons. I really can't see how their automatically cumming when I stimulate their prostates is somehow gross, even if someone isn't getting turned on by it. Does this doctor also think it's gross when a lactating mother squirts milk when he presses on her breast?

People who get grossed out by the basic functions of human bodies will probably be really miserable in medicine.

by Anonymousreply 99October 20, 2015 3:08 PM

[R99] good point!

by Anonymousreply 100October 20, 2015 3:16 PM

R99, they were both physically attractive but yeah, I didn't want STD jizz near me. Lactating mothers don't bother me at all, nor does giving prostate exams to guys that need them for prostate cancer checks. Just those two instances of them cumming when they may have had an STD grossed me out.

There was one patient I had on steroids that insisted he get a prostate exam every 3 months in case he started to develop BPH from it. That was a very odd one, but there was nothing gross about that to me.

by Anonymousreply 101October 20, 2015 3:21 PM

This thread was a setup...and DL came out both guns blazing. I made mistake of reading the first few replies while waiting for the train and couldn't stop laughing.

by Anonymousreply 102October 20, 2015 3:42 PM

They came when they were flaccid? I don't think I've ever done that...maybe with a semi.

by Anonymousreply 103October 20, 2015 4:33 PM

This is when you need a gay doctor. They will be up on the latest health trends and special needs for bottoms. I don't think a straight doctor would know enough to explain everything that a bottom needs to know.

by Anonymousreply 104October 20, 2015 5:02 PM

Yeah, I was surprised R103. I'm all bottom and while I am prone to prostate orgasms, I've NEVER shot like that from simple fingering. I was like....finger in...feeling prostate....he screams OH GOD and there it is. My husband is a strict top so he doesn't like anything going near his butt so it's not like I am super experienced at pleasing anyone's prostate save my own.

by Anonymousreply 105October 20, 2015 6:57 PM

If your doctor isn't espousing the benefits of regular prostate massage and addressing how and why you should be doing this, then you might have a bigger problem than whether or not he thinks you're a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 106October 20, 2015 7:43 PM

Roughly 50% of gay men are obviously gay by their speech patterns and mannerisms, many of you claiming your doctors know your are gay by the appearance of your anus, most likely knew you were gay before they ever saw your anus.

by Anonymousreply 107October 20, 2015 8:46 PM

R107 true

by Anonymousreply 108October 21, 2015 12:47 PM

I had a really hot doc in Atlanta and when he said he wanted to examine my anus, I hopped up on the table so fast I knocked over the tray of instruments and he started laughing out loud for like two minutes.

by Anonymousreply 109October 21, 2015 2:49 PM

I had a urologist in NYC give me surprise anal. I was on my BACK for a testicular question....and suddenly he just rammed his finger up my ass. I am not alone, either... his reviews said the same thing. How weird.

The normal way to do it is to ask the pt to bend over so there's better access to the prostate and so it's not that uncomfortable. Another doc did it, and it was over in two seconds. He was 60+ but in such good shape and so DILFy (former army / military doctor) that I went home and jerked off...haha. I was only 26 or so. I was a total bottom then, but now I'm more versatile.

At a gay health center I've been to, they swab your throat for oral gonorrhea during the STD testing panel. I joked with the nurse that I had no gag reflex anymore - and I used to hate throat cultures. I said something like - am I the only one or is it easy to do for adults? And she's like "oh it's SO easy - - none of the guys have a gag reflex! I love it here - my last job was with a general primary care clinic."

So, when you start bobbing your head up and down on the throat swab, that might be another indication...

by Anonymousreply 110October 21, 2015 3:00 PM

[quote] I joked with the nurse that I had no gag reflex anymore

"Honey, I'm a big ol' whore! Doesn't that just brighten up your day?"

by Anonymousreply 111October 21, 2015 3:15 PM

R111 Nurses are always cheered-up when whores get a clean bill of health. It gives them hope.

by Anonymousreply 112October 21, 2015 4:13 PM

If you ask to take a whiff of poppers first, it´s a dead give-away.

by Anonymousreply 113October 21, 2015 4:28 PM

The tattooed red arrow pointing to your flaring, swollen hole could also be a clue.

by Anonymousreply 114October 21, 2015 5:10 PM

[quote]"Honey, I'm a big ol' whore! Doesn't that just brighten up your day?"

:)

I am always honest with health care professionals.

by Anonymousreply 115October 21, 2015 5:56 PM

whorelina

by Anonymousreply 116October 23, 2015 2:13 PM

This thread has renewed my love for this site.

by Anonymousreply 117October 24, 2015 5:08 PM

Lol, R3.

by Anonymousreply 118December 27, 2019 10:23 PM

Yes, if you have anal warts or rectal trauma.

by Anonymousreply 119December 27, 2019 11:01 PM

Wait a minute -wait a minute. Back up! Near the top of this thread [R16] said his father the dentist had a textbook advising him to be wary if a patient's anus wasn't resistant to an exploring fingertip. WTF?? What kind of dentist fingers his patients' assholes??? My dentist is a young, hot DILF, but if tried to finger my ass during an oral exam I'd get another dentist...

by Anonymousreply 120December 28, 2019 12:05 AM
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