I have a weird question, Can your doctor tell if you're a bottom during a physical?
Serious replies only please.
OP what difference would it make?
Absolutely. If you are not on a medication whose side effects are loose rectum than the doctor will automatically assume that you are gay; I don't think he cares if you are a bottom or not.
If sticks his finger in to check you prostate and you let out a little moan of pleasure, he knows you are a bottom.
If his finger quickly disappears in your hole up to his palm, he knows you are a bottom.
If you have douched, he knows you are a bottom.
If you ask when he is going to start the exam while he is desperately trying to get his finger out of your anal tractor beam, he knows your are a bottom.
If you whip out some poppers before he starts the prostate exam, he knows you are a bottom.
If he does a prostate exam and pulls out a Battlestar Galactica lunch box, he knows you are a bottom.
I could go on, but I think you get the picture.
If scream out in ecstasy and ejaculate during a simple prostate exam, then yes he might figure out you're a bottom.
Your doctor would have had to do an internship and residency in the Emergency Room at a hospital for a few years.
In that department they see EVERYTHING under the sun.
Give the gerbil the day off, Mr. Gere.
When your prolapsed anus falls out and hits the floor, yes.
More importantly, how can you tell if your doctor is a top?
R9. If the doctor gets a hard on during any of my scenarios.
What kind of medication causes a loose rectum?
If you're from a small town and your doctor is a friend of the family and you don't want the entire town knowing your business. It is good to know these things.
R11, oh my...
Absolutely not! Just carry that article posted on DL announcing penises are getting smaller.
That'd be fist of magnesia, R11.
My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'
I think that presenting your hole to the nurse taking your blood pressure before the doctor even comes into the examination room would be a tip-off.
If you think of yourself as "a bottom," (note the article) then it would be more helpful to just tell your doctor that you're a moron.
[quote] If scream out in ecstasy and ejaculate during a simple prostate exam, then yes he might figure out you're a bottom.
You may laugh, but I have a very handsome doctor and while I didn't scream in ecstacy, I did cum when he did my prostate exam. Thankfully he was not weird about it at all.
WTF, R19. It only takes 30 seconds.
Ejaculating hands-free simply because a good-looking doctor examined your prostate.
Damn. If there was a Bottom Hall of Fame, you'd be in it!
Not always, OP, but sometimes. Particularly if you are having anal sex regularly.
You're only 14- why would he be doing a colonoscopy or cancer screenings or whatever?
Okay, I'll play: if he asks, tell him you're versatile.
OP I'm not your doctor and even I can tell you're a bottom
I knew better than to open your link, r22. But I did. I did.
R26, it would be preferable for people to just post normal hole presentation photos from porn
No, OP. Not unless something massive and jack-hammering has been at play.
[quote] WTF, [R19]. It only takes 30 seconds.
I know. But I was so turned on by him. All it took was his fingertip near my prostate and I was cumming. It happened two years later when he did it again, too.
You're a whore, R29
My doctor is 6 foot 4, has biceps the size of Texas and looks a bit like a silver-haired Jon Hamm.
Yes, I'm cumming when he sticks his finger in me!
R16, that's funny. What exactly was the doctor supposed to be "wary" of? The patient's asshole would suck him in and eat him?
So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals??
What did doctor say? ?
A doctor can tell immediately if one engages in passive anal sex. That is how even Medieval docs formerly prosecuted men for buggery.
A long time ago I read somewhere that military recruiting docs examined the anus. That was when being gay screened you out of the military. It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.
If you tell him to skip the KY and just spit on his glove before he sticks his finger in you, he'll know you're a bottom
Holy crap, I love this thread.
The last time this subject came up on DL, someone said that the doctor could tell if the patient was a bottom & how often he did it by just counting the rings.
R29 is quite the whore. I wonder what his doctor thinks when his name comes up on the patient roster?
[quote]My late father, who was a dentist, had a homophobic medical textbook which alerted the practitioner to be wary if the patient's anus wasn't really tight and 'resistant to the exploring fingertip.'
The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Exploring Fingertip
[quote] So you blew a load at not one, but TWO physicals?? What did doctor say? ?
I apologized the first time and said I was super sensitive. The second time, he said not to worry, that he understood it was a reflex for me.
Which was kind of cool because I was able to enjoy the second one more. LOL
Did he charge you an extra $5, r42?
[quote]It said something about if the asshole is "tree-like" then that indicated buttfuckery. To this day I haven't a hot clue wtf that meant.
Some assholes are smooth, some look like inverted cauliflower. I think that's what he meant. See link (NSFW).
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