Romeo and Julian

What if Shakespeare was wrong and wrote a story about Romeo and Julian instead.

• Much ado about nothing

• What if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly? What if George washington could turn invisible and had a robot friend?

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• Juliet was originally played by a dude in a dress. You don't need to make it any gayer.

• Julian would have called that fat nurse a frau and told her to buzz off.

• Romeo and Ethel, the Pirate's Daughter

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• The story would be different. Julian's parents would forbid contact with Romeo because they don't want there son to be gay. Julian's family would find females for him to date in the hope it will make him straight.

• Romeo may have been written to be about 18-21 and Juliet/Julian 13. So Romeo & Julian would be popular with the TLPG crowd.

• Males played all the roles in Shakespeare's day so every romance he wrote was male male.