I have my doubts about Jesus, now that we know he barebacks.
I let Jesus "take the wheel" then he pushed me out of the car and took off!
"Turning it all over to Jesus" is basically the equivalent of closing your eyes hoping someone will fix your problems and then opening them to find the problems still there.
I shaved it. Buffed it. I spread it. I turned it all over to Jesus. That Luz just walked away from it.
This is why it takes my 45 minutes to get to work. Jesus is so busy running people's fucked up lives, he can't keep everyone focused on what fucking traffic lane to be in, thus screwing my day up.
OP--Jesus is available to all of us. If you find that difficult to accept, you just need to drink a lot more, get hooked on a dangerous, preferably hallucinogenic, drug, or huff household cleaners (Drano is rather good for this). Sooner or later, your brain cell count has got to reach Christian levels, or you die, in which case you don't care any more.
Yes, people can be religious. Athiests can be so annoying.
"Jesus, take the wheel
'cause I'm too drunk to drive..."
Yes, you can. Don't lift a finger for yourself and just sit back and enjoy the ride down to skid row.
Yes, you say "God will provide" and some sap will help you and they'll say "See, I told you all I had to do was turn it all over to Jesus."
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
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