I have my doubts about Jesus, now that we know he barebacks.
I let Jesus "take the wheel" then he pushed me out of the car and took off!
"Turning it all over to Jesus" is basically the equivalent of closing your eyes hoping someone will fix your problems and then opening them to find the problems still there.
I shaved it. Buffed it. I spread it. I turned it all over to Jesus. That Luz just walked away from it.
This is why it takes my 45 minutes to get to work. Jesus is so busy running people's fucked up lives, he can't keep everyone focused on what fucking traffic lane to be in, thus screwing my day up.
OP--Jesus is available to all of us. If you find that difficult to accept, you just need to drink a lot more, get hooked on a dangerous, preferably hallucinogenic, drug, or huff household cleaners (Drano is rather good for this). Sooner or later, your brain cell count has got to reach Christian levels, or you die, in which case you don't care any more.
Yes, people can be religious. Athiests can be so annoying.
"Jesus, take the wheel
'cause I'm too drunk to drive..."
Yes, you can. Don't lift a finger for yourself and just sit back and enjoy the ride down to skid row.
Yes, you say "God will provide" and some sap will help you and they'll say "See, I told you all I had to do was turn it all over to Jesus."