Lainie Kazan is a failed Lena Horne.
She copies Lena in her 1960s singing and Lena knew and approved. Lena even gave Lainie a quote for the back of one of her 1990s CDs. Streisand borrowed heavily from Lena too early in her singing career, but will never admit it.
Ben Vereen is a failed Sammy Davis, Jr.
Usher is a failed Michael Jackson (there's no "magic")
"Growing Pains" is a failed "Family Ties"; Guy Ritchie is a failed Quentin Tarantino.
Brenda Vacarro is the failed Stockard Channing.
Scott Caan is a failed Sean Penn.
Frodo is a failed Bilbo
R25 is a failed R1.
Jim Belushi is a failed John Belushi; Kevin Farley is a failed Chris Farley
R34, Brenda was doing Brenda long before Stockard knew what a Stockard was.
Buddhism is failed relevance.
Ciara is a failed Janet Jackson
[quote] Michelle Obama is a failed Sheryl Lee Ralph
I think it's more likely Michelle Obama is a failed Jackie Kennedy.
Also, Smash is a failed Glee.
Zac Efron is a failed John Travolta.
OP is a failed OP.
Reese Witherspoon was a failed Lecy Goranson in FEAR.
Jennifer Aniston is a failed Shelley Long.
Gwyneth Paltrow is a failed Cybill Shepherd.
Sophia Vergara is a failed Raquel Welch.
Lea Michelle is a failed Pia Zadora.
Jerri Blank is a failed user, boozer and loser
[quote] Christia nity is failed relevance.
There, I fixed that for you.
"Family Guy" is a failed "The Simpsons".
"The Simpsons" is a failed "Wait Till Your Father Gets Home".
Andrea Bocelli is a failed Luciano Pavarotti AND a failed Stevie Wonder.
Lucy is juicy
But terribly drab.
Jessie is dressy
But cold as a slab.
Lucy wants to be dressy.
Jessie wants to be juicy.
Lucy wants to be Jessie
And Jessie Lucy.
You see, Jessie is racy
But hard as a rock.
Lucy is lacy
But dull as a smock.
Jessie wants to be lacy,
Lucy wants to be Jessie.
That's the sorrowful précis.
It's very messy.
Poor sad souls,
Itching to be switching roles.
Lucy wants to do what Jessie does,
Jessie want: to be what Lucy was.
Life is a failed death.
Cats are failed dogs.
Sleet is failed hail.
Brussel Sprouts are a failed cabbage. But I love them anyway because they are SO DAMN CUTE!
I love 'em love 'em love 'em!!!