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Joan Collins is a failed Elizabeth Taylor; Debbie Gibson is a failed Madonna; Jayne Mansfield is a failed Marilyn Monroe...

• This [thread] is a failed [thread].

• Madonna is a failed Madonna circa 1080s!

• How is this different from "[BLANK] is the poor man's [BLANK]", about which there've been several threads.

• Do you mean something like Celine Dion is a failed Barbra Streisand?

• Lainie Kazan is a failed Barbra Streisand.

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• Muumuu is a failed Caftan

• Bryce Dallas Howard is a failed Jessica Chastain

• Bazzooombas

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• Mitt Romney is a failed Ronald Reagan.

• Anne Hathaway is a failed Charlize Theron

• Taylor Swift is a failed Dolly Parton.

• Gaga is a failed Madonna

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• The Cast of Modern Family is a failed Cast of Arrested Development

• OP is a failed Gene Rayburn.

• Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angie are the failed Debbie Reynolds, Eddie Fisher and Liz Taylor.

• The Tea Party is a failed KKK.

• Pia Zadora is a failed Rula Lenska.

• Umm... Poopy diapers?

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• Christianity is a failed Buddhism.

• Circumcision is a failed Castration

• Myrna is a failed Shmyrna.

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• Lea Michele is a failed everyone.

• Michelle Obama is a failed Sheryl Lee Ralph

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• Pink is the Navy Blue of India

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• OP is a failed OP

• Lainie Kazan is a failed Lena Horne. She copies Lena in her 1960s singing and Lena knew and approved. Lena even gave Lainie a quote for the back of one of her 1990s CDs. Streisand borrowed heavily from Lena too early in her singing career, but will never admit it.

• Ben Vereen is a failed Sammy Davis, Jr.

• Usher is a failed Michael Jackson (there's no "magic")

• Lance Armstrong is a failed human being.

• Michael Jackson is a failed anesthesiologist.

• Mandy Moore/Jessica Simpson = failed Britney Spears (and that's pretty bad)

• Kristen Stewart = failed Jodie Foster

• "Growing Pains" is a failed "Family Ties"; Guy Ritchie is a failed Quentin Tarantino.

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• Brenda Vacarro is the failed Stockard Channing.

• Scott Caan is a failed Sean Penn.

• Frodo is a failed Bilbo

• R25 is a failed R1.

• Jim Belushi is a failed John Belushi; Kevin Farley is a failed Chris Farley

• R34, Brenda was doing Brenda long before Stockard knew what a Stockard was.

• Buddhism is failed relevance.

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• Ciara is a failed Janet Jackson

• [quote] Michelle Obama is a failed Sheryl Lee Ralph I think it's more likely Michelle Obama is a failed Jackie Kennedy. Also, Smash is a failed Glee. Zac Efron is a failed John Travolta.

• OP is a failed OP.

• Reese Witherspoon was a failed Lecy Goranson in FEAR. Jennifer Aniston is a failed Shelley Long. Gwyneth Paltrow is a failed Cybill Shepherd. Sophia Vergara is a failed Raquel Welch. Lea Michelle is a failed Pia Zadora.

• Jerri Blank is a failed user, boozer and loser

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• [quote] Christia nity is failed relevance. There, I fixed that for you.

• Gina Lollobrigida is a failed Sophia Loren.

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• No, the Buddhism was good, dear. All religions could fit there, but let's not pretend like there's one that's not utter made-up bullshit.

• R48 you really need to get laid.

• R49's pro-religious post is the most stupid post I've read on the DL all day.

• Lady Gaga is a failed Madonna.

• It's already been said upthread R51, and it's still not true. But thanks for playing.

• R50 I didn't say a word about being or not being religious. The only stupid is what you see when you look in the mirror.

• Gaga and Madonna are failed singers.

• Please, cunt/R53. We know you're a religioid. Get back to us when you can prove the existence of nirvana, Heaven, or whatever other bullshit you believe in.

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• R55 Again, I've said nothing. You're anger is incredibly amusing, however (See I used a comma!) Why don't you just sit down and let the adults take over, okay? It's embarrassing.

• "You're anger" Oh, honey. You're such a moron.

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• Bertice Berry/ Rolonda Watts/ Tempest Bledsoe/ Queen Latifah/ Mother Love/ Iyanla VanZant/ Whoopi Goldberg/ Wendy Williams = Failed Oprahs

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• obama is a failed president

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• Jesus is a failed top.

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• OP is a failed La Rochefoucauld.

• "Family Guy" is a failed "The Simpsons". "The Simpsons" is a failed "Wait Till Your Father Gets Home".

• Andrea Bocelli is a failed Luciano Pavarotti AND a failed Stevie Wonder.

• Lucy is juicy But terribly drab. Jessie is dressy But cold as a slab. Lucy wants to be dressy. Jessie wants to be juicy. Lucy wants to be Jessie And Jessie Lucy. You see, Jessie is racy But hard as a rock. Lucy is lacy But dull as a smock. Jessie wants to be lacy, Lucy wants to be Jessie. That's the sorrowful précis. It's very messy. Poor sad souls, Itching to be switching roles. Lucy wants to do what Jessie does, Jessie want: to be what Lucy was.

• Life is a failed death.

• Cats are failed dogs.

• Sleet is failed hail.

• Brussel Sprouts are a failed cabbage. But I love them anyway because they are SO DAMN CUTE! I love 'em love 'em love 'em!!!

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